I'M ALL U HAVE

 

I HAVE MORE THAN U THOUGH

 

Whatever.

 

Let us discuss male reproductive material.

 

Do you approve?

 

You're on a site made up of 92.75% rubbish gay. The answer will most likely not be NO THANK YOU.

You're on a site made up of 92.75% rubbish gay. The answer will most likely not be NO THANK YOU.

RUBBISHGAIS LOVE MALE REPRODUCTIVE MATERIAL

 

I KNOW, I USED TO BE ONE

 

Now I qualify for RESPECTABLEGAI. This OUGHT TO BE A COMMONWEALTH GAMES EVENT.

 

not an olympics one though, ew.

Now I qualify for RESPECTABLEGAI.

 

Have you watched your own vlogs? ANY of them?

Have you watched your own vlogs? ANY of them?

MORE RESPECTABLE THAN NATASHA KAPLINSKY 4 CRIME SOLVING AT LEAST

MORE RESPECTABLE THAN NATASHA KAPLINSKY 4 CRIME SOLVING AT LEAST

 

You can't really use Kuki as a measure of respectability. That's like running around screaming LESS HYPOCRITICAL THAN THE POPE

You can't really use Kuki as a measure of respectability. That's like running around screaming LESS HYPOCRITICAL THAN THE POPE

I'M MORE RESPECTABLE THAN JARK. I finish my vlogs at least!

 

AT LEAST I'M NOT ADDICTED TO MCAT MIXED WITH BACARDI BREEZER

More respectable than Jark?

 

Hang on whilst I clear all the laughing gas outta this joint.

More respectable than Jark?

 

Hang on whilst I clear all the laughing gas outta this joint.

LAUGHING GAS AS A DRUG?

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Star2003/moira.gif BREAKING NEWS - JARK IN MIDDLE CLASS OUTRAGE: GEORGE OSBORNE COMMITS SEPPUKU

Jark in in Jamie Campbell Bower delight

Are you BOTH DRUNK/on drugs? I miss uni </3

Are you BOTH DRUNK/on drugs? I miss uni </3

I'm DRUNK but I can't account for LADY MCAT OF HAMPSHIRE*

 

*Jarcquinea in finding lesbians sexually attractive outrage

THAT WAS ONCE AND P!NK HAS THE ODD HOT LESBIAN FAN, THERE WERE FIVE THOUSAND OTHERS I DIDN'T WANT TO JUMP

 

Also, HAMPSHIRE? Please. I don't commit incest with my cousins and work on the till in a perfume boutique!

THAT WAS ONCE AND P!NK HAS THE ODD HOT LESBIAN FAN, THERE WERE FIVE THOUSAND OTHERS I DIDN'T WANT TO JUMP

 

Also, HAMPSHIRE? Please. I don't commit incest with my cousins and work on the till in a perfume boutique!

LIAR. I know for a FACT you've bathed in EAU DU JARCQUETTE and then mercilessly slaughtered a fox!

 

rule4life = IF IT HAS A MALEHOSTILE VUHJEEN, JARK WANTS ITS BAYBAYZ

Jamie Campbell Bower remains an utter mess who looks like he has had his features comically rearranged a la Mr-Potato-Head-gone-wrong.

Jamie Campbell Bower remains an utter mess who looks like he has had his features comically rearranged a la Mr-Potato-Head-gone-wrong.

YES. Jark's opinion on ANYTHING remains irrelevant.

 

VICTORY 4 EMPIRICISM

Like an icon once said about a cuntina...

 

It is in my HEART to FORGIVE and I will KEEP HER in my PRAYERS

 

:disco:

Like an icon once said about a cuntina...

 

It is in my HEART to FORGIVE and I will KEEP HER in my PRAYERS

 

:disco:

Oh my god Jark.

 

WE DONT KNOW THEM. WE DONT CLAIM THEM.

Jamie Campbell Bower remains an utter mess who looks like he has had his features comically rearranged a la Mr-Potato-Head-gone-wrong.

JUST LOOK

 

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/public_enemies_8_170609/jamie_campbell_bower_5317303.jpg

 

!!!!!

 

Now HAVE A WORD with yourself!

Like an icon once said about a cuntina...

 

It is in my HEART to FORGIVE and I will KEEP HER in my PRAYERS

 

:disco:

CONCEPT2CUNT?

 

I have a bizarre urge to quote Love Etc.

Oh my god Jark.

 

WE DONT KNOW THEM. WE DONT CLAIM THEM.

I am NOT CLAIMING THOSE (MODERATORS). I didn't SEE THEM. I am not CLAIMING THEM.