10. Name the first thing you would do after sex

 

What conclusions can we derive from this? Most of Buzzjack are lazy $h!ts who don't think to clean themselves off (may they be SMITED for gloth), Ghosthunter is a true romantic who will have to get used to lying, Tirren is a hopeless would-be-romantic who is sadly not a compatible love-match for Roo, Bert likes nothing more than a good kebab after coitus, Jack and Kuki WISH, Jark is a SCREAMING VIRGIN, Regina continues to be a try-hard, Brett Butler's Catholic morals continue to get the better of him, Aled clearly has some deeply interesting tales to share of how sex works in Wales, most of Blue Waffle need to pay for sex, and Shelli's no-no place has now become so expansive that no man can ever hope to fill that widening chasm. Good times.

Sleep (14): Sabrina, Slick, Aaron, CR, FM11, Suedehead, Dannyboy, Hitstastic, JamesP, Jamie, Jonjo, 152.chris, Shoat, WillR0713

 

Shower (9): Gooddelta, Mikey, Pavel, JakeWild, Arrs, Cremey, Jack, Mattias, Jester

 

Smoke (7): Dandy, Poisoned Kissed, Truly Talented, Josh, Bray, Frank, Nicky,

 

Cuddle (3): The Viper, Tyron, MancunianGiraffe

 

Dive in for round 2 (3): Severin, Jack Pilgrim, Kuki Sanban

 

Dispose of condom (2): Silas, Theo

 

Eat (2): Bert For Lashes, Chart Wizard

 

Pay them (2): Alias, RabbitFurCoat

 

Pay a compliment (1): Ghosthunter

 

Move over to the other side of the bed (1): Rooney

 

Go drinking (1): DanielG

 

Brag on Facebook (1): Jark

 

Kick them out (1): Regina Flowers

 

Performance review (1): Robot

 

Go to confession (1): Brett Butler

 

Check for a pulse (1): Aled

 

"Probs have to polish myself off to cum" (1): Shelli Louise Po

LMFAO!! I'm crying with laughter at pretty much every single one of these! :rofl:

From those answers it's pretty obvious that 95% of people on BuzzJack have not had sex.

I had no idea what the most popular answer on Buzzjack would be so I took inspiration from a PRIZE IDIOT on my facebook who used to post things like 'lol just had sex omg it was amazing luv u beckyyy time to go agen haha x :)'

From those answers it's pretty obvious that 95% of people on BuzzJack have not had sex.

Or are at least not adventurous enough to do it at any time other than just before going to sleep. Poor them. :(

 

However a rather large HUZZAH at me winning, about bloody time too.