Posted March 5, 201114 yr I'm thinking of starting a blog about this I did Top 100 of best singles last autumn (see below) Now, please tell me songs I should include as I probably haven't heard the worst of the worst :D
March 5, 201114 yr Cheeky Girls, Bob The Builder, Las Ketchup, A1, Steps, anything related to X Factor, Crazy Frog, Akon, Five and Queen, Will/Gareth, Westlife, Eamon & Frankee, Chico, Geri Halliwell etc. not to say I hate them all but there's a basic list to get you started :lol:
March 6, 201114 yr Author Cheeky Girls, Bob The Builder, Las Ketchup, A1, Steps, anything related to X Factor, Crazy Frog, Akon, Five and Queen, Will/Gareth, Westlife, Eamon & Frankee, Chico, Geri Halliwell etc. not to say I hate them all but there's a basic list to get you started :lol: Thanks! I won't include covers, that'd be too easy. But I might include Frankee because that project was famously ridiculous. Cheeky Girls and Chico without a doubt, same with one original song by Westlife Bob the Builder and Crazy Frog never! There's a big difference between hilariously bad novelty record and plain awful song. However, Las Ketchup's second single will be included. Geri might go either way. Hard to choose between 'Calling' and 'Desire'. No Akon. Although he sounds like a squirrel trying to sound like a cat in heat, he has some talent as a hitmaker (incl. Lonely). My list so far: Jennifer Lopez – Louboutins Ashley Parker Angel – Let U Go (check the video) Baha Men – Who Let the Dogs Out Daniel Powter – Bad Day (I've always hated this with passion) Mariah Carey – Loverboy Cheeky Girls – Cheeky Flamenco Las Ketchup – Kusha las payas D4L – Laffy Taffy Eminem – Just Lose It (ewww) Gym Class Heroes feat. Patrick Stump – Cupid's Chokehold (another ewww) Chico – It's Chico Time Edited March 6, 201114 yr by SKOB
March 7, 201114 yr Thanks! I won't include covers, that'd be too easy. But I might include Frankee because that project was famously ridiculous. Cheeky Girls and Chico without a doubt, same with one original song by Westlife Bob the Builder and Crazy Frog never! There's a big difference between hilariously bad novelty record and plain awful song. However, Las Ketchup's second single will be included. Geri might go either way. Hard to choose between 'Calling' and 'Desire'. No Akon. Although he sounds like a squirrel trying to sound like a cat in heat, he has some talent as a hitmaker (incl. Lonely). My list so far: Jennifer Lopez – Louboutins Ashley Parker Angel – Let U Go (check the video) Baha Men – Who Let the Dogs Out Daniel Powter – Bad Day (I've always hated this with passion) Mariah Carey – Loverboy Cheeky Girls – Cheeky Flamenco Las Ketchup – Kusha las payas D4L – Laffy Taffy Eminem – Just Lose It (ewww) Gym Class Heroes feat. Patrick Stump – Cupid's Chokehold (another ewww) Chico – It's Chico Time One from each year 2000-09 (I think) Steps - Deeper Shade Of Blue DJ Otzi - Hey Baby Madonna - Die Another Day Darius - Rushes Estelle - 1980 Katie Melua - Nine Million Bicycles Ordinary Boys vs Lady Soverign - 9 To 5 Kate Nash - Foundations Eric Prydz - Pjanoo Michael Buble - Haven't Met You Yet -- Richard
March 7, 201114 yr Robbie's 'Rudebox' is a MUST - career car-crash in every possible way, it's just an out and out embarrassment.
March 7, 201114 yr Robbie's 'Rudebox' is a MUST - career car-crash in every possible way, it's just an out and out embarrassment. TOUCH MY BUM, THIS IS LIFE
March 7, 201114 yr Author Robbie's 'Rudebox' is a MUST - career car-crash in every possible way, it's just an out and out embarrassment. You're right, sort of But it wasn't THAT bad and I do like parts from the album though
March 7, 201114 yr Busted "Air Hostess" :puke2: :puke2: Jordin Sparks/Chris Brown "No Air" :( Miley Cyrus "Hoedown Throwdown" :rolleyes: Katie Price "To Love Again" :no: :thinking: :banghead: :hithead: Peter Andre "Insania" :lame:
March 7, 201114 yr You're right, sort of But it wasn't THAT bad and I do like parts from the album though 'Rudebox' is by far his best album yet. Very very underrated.
March 7, 201114 yr Author Busted "Air Hostess" :puke2: :puke2: Jordin Sparks/Chris Brown "No Air" :( Miley Cyrus "Hoedown Throwdown" :rolleyes: Katie Price "To Love Again" :no: :thinking: :banghead: :hithead: Peter Andre "Insania" :lame: No Air? Are you mad? :D Others are quite bad I agree.
March 7, 201114 yr A few more: Paris Hilton: Stars Are Blind Katy Perry: Thinking of You Gwen Stefani: Wind It Up (how awful was that one, after all those great songs from L.A.M.B.) James Blunt - You're Beautiful
March 7, 201114 yr Cheeky Girls Las Ketchup Chico Miley Cyrus Katie Price Edited March 7, 201114 yr by Gaga for Glee!
March 7, 201114 yr Oooh tough... I'll think on this one, "Now You're Gone" sticks out although most of his later hits were probably worse in retrospect.
March 8, 201114 yr No Air? Are you mad? :D Others are quite bad I agree. :lol: Its ok but there is abit about 3/4 of the way through where they start wailing No air at each other over-dramatically its like a drill through my brain :cry:
March 8, 201114 yr Definitely One True Voice - Shakespeare's Way With Words! Not only horrible with truly CRINGE lyrics but also ridiculously dated. If you have Laffy Taffy (which is indeed one of the worst songs of the 00s), then you have to have some Soulja Boy surely?! And something by 50 Cent. I'd also throw in: Victoria Beckham - A Mind Of Its Own (even though its attempt at sincere really makes me laugh muchly) Jennifer Lopez - Get Right (for that grating trumpet loop which is enough to make any person want to smash something) Sid Owen - Good Thing Going (horrible cod-reggae from this buffoon clearly too inspired by Martine McCutcheon) Aaron Carter - anything!! (I can't just pick one... Aaron's Party and Not Too Young Not Too Old are especially awful though) The Vengaboys - Cheekah Bow Wow Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend Madonna - American Life I just realised most of these are from the first 5 years of the decade. Whoops! :lol: DJ Otzi had far worse songs than Hey Baby, by the way! (which was actually quite good in comparison to others I've heard by him). Although most of his songs are in German so I really don't remember what song has what title as I know nothing about the language. [/nothelpful] Edited March 8, 201114 yr by superbossanova
March 8, 201114 yr Blazin' Squad - Love On The Line David Sneddon - Stop Living The Lie Daphne & Celeste - Ooh Stick You Rik Waller - I Will Always Love You One True Voice - Sacred Trust S Club - Alive (I love S Club but this was NOT a good comeback single) Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song Busted - Air Hostess Blue - Curtain Falls (Seriously terrible, what were they hoping to achieve with this when Coolio used the sample a million times better?) Son of Dork - Ticket Outta Loserville Steve Brookstein - Against All Odds David Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car (how on earth did this go top 3?) Natasha Bedingfield - I Wanna Have Your Babies (career killers r us) Sugababes - Girls Andy Abraham - Even If (I could technically list most of the UK's 00's Eurovision entries but I've gone for this as it's just SO plain and nothingy) Sugababes - Shape Craig David feat Sting - Rise & Fall (I just can't stand this song in any form :lol: So self indulgent) Robbie Williams - Rudebox Westlife - Bop Bop Baby (truly abysmal, the only single of theirs that they actually wrote isn't it? Thank goodness for that!)
March 8, 201114 yr Robbie's 'Rudebox' is a MUST - career car-crash in every possible way, it's just an out and out embarrassment. Rubbish! It is by far his best album of his career.
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