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#7: Lana Del Rey – Ride [1-1-1-3-6-5-1-1-3-7-11-13-20-24] (still charting)

The lead single to Lana’s Paradise EP, this has become my favourite song of hers. It came along a tad too late in the year to achieve a deserving EOY position, but it currently holds the record for longest run at #1 with, as you can see, 5 weeks at the top. I really don’t know what else can be SAID about this song at this point, but it is a 10/10 song and its #32 peak in the UK was absolutely appalling.

 

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Not one to normally defend Lana but below "Call My Name"? And Charli? What a joke Umiiruka have turned into, I reckon there's been a last minute switch just to spite me. :angry:
This Top 10 is turning out to be rather shit. Only here for Cheryl and the two Shy'm tracks sadly.
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ARE YOU HAPPY NOW JACK

 

#6: Cheryl Cole – Call My Name [3-2-2-2-2-4-7-8-6-10-12-17-20-24-24-31-32-38]

Cheryl’s comeback single had a lot to prove, and ‘Call My Name’ more than proved everything it set out to. It proved Cheryl could do commercial without being insanely generic (*waves at Tulisa*), she can make a video of the quality a global superstar would be proud of, and she can still sell like nobody’s business (at least on the singles chart). When it comes to Cheryl’s singles, this outstrips all bar ‘Promise This’ (and maybe ‘3 Words’) and laughs in the face of ‘Fight For This Love’. It of course launched the album A Million Lights which was beaten by that Justin Bieber album in week 1 but went on to massively outsell it in the longrun.

 

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This Top 10 is turning out to be rather shit. Only here for Cheryl and the two Shy'm tracks sadly.

Come back when people are actually CHECKING for your "best Asian flops of the year" countdown.

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#5: Shy’m – On Se Fout De Nous [15-15-4-2-3-3-6-7-4-7-10-14-14-19-24-29-34-34-39] (still charting)

One of the longest running chart hits of the year, the second single from Caméléon was slow to grow on me, hence the chart run. Not that peaking at #2 is bad or anything, but for a song that’s been so huge it feels like it should have gotten some time at #1 (see also: #6). For the second single of any artist to be in my EOY top 5 is quite insane, and it really says a lot about just how massive Shy’m has been in Umiiruka this year.

 

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#4: Frost – The Woods [16-18-29-34-36-9-12-12-14-11-10-4-6-1-1-3-6-10] (still charting)

Another one of my favourite BJSC entries, this has had an absolutely mammoth run on my chart. It will presumably break the record for the longest run in my top 40 (currently 21 weeks – ‘The Woods’ is on 18), and had it come earlier in the year could quite easily have taken the #1 EOY spot. But alas, it wasn’t quite to be. ‘The Woods’ is a fantastic song, with gorgeous production and vocals. Unfortunately it wasn’t super instant (which was to its detriment in BJSC performance), but the fact that it gradually crept up on me led to a rather fabulous chart run.

 

Come back when people are actually CHECKING for your "best Asian flops of the year" countdown.

 

That's because Buzzjack are CLUELESS on Asians. Bring this to Popjustice, I'll have your chart MURDERED by mine! :angry:

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#3: Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen – Good Time [5-2-2-4-3-1-1-3-5-9-13-14-18-16-23-32-38]

One of my songs of the summer, this collaboration of one-hit wonders was the feelgood anthem of 2012 for me. It far outstrips anything either artist has done by themselves (yes, even ‘Call Me Maybe’), and should have given both Carly and the strange man she dragged along with her major career boosts. Unfortunately Owl City remained as floppy as ever and Carly’s album was DOA. But I love it, and apparently so does Silver Rocket, and really that’s all that matters.

 

So our remaining songs are...

 

Ellie Goulding – Anything Could Happen

Shy’m – Et Alors!

 

Feel free to predict the #1. Or not. Whatever.

 

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#2: Ellie Goulding – Anything Could Happen [1-1-1-1-2-4-4-6-5-5-6-11-12-16-21-26-32-40-40]

The lead single from Ellie Goulding’s second album Halcyon, ‘Anything Could Happen’ ended a tad higher on this countdown than I’d place it were it based on opinion. Four consecutive weeks at #1 is a record, but in this time she also took the record for lowest selling #1. But the song did continue to grow in my affections and it’s now one of her very best. Still not a patch on stuff like ‘Lights’ or ‘Starry Eyed’, but then it’s hard to stand up to them.

 

Which means #1 is:

 

#1: Shy’m – Et Alors! [5-4-6-8-2-1-1-1-3-7-8-7-9-13-17-20-24-29-34-38-40]

My personal song of the summer and the longest running top 40 hit ever in Umiiruka, ‘Et Alors!’ storms to the EOY #1 position! It took the #1 position on my YTD chart from Cheryl quite early in the year and never let go after that! Still a song I listen to most every day and one of the best songs on my favourite album of the year, the production of this is just fabulous and the video is amazing too. Shy’m couldn’t be any more fabulous, I want to be her best friend. It is my #1 ambition in life to see her live. SOON, Shy’m, SOON.

 

 

 

 

 

And that's it - see you next year, everyone!

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FANTASTIC. ET ALORS ! IS 11/10 ETC.

 

ELLIE HOWEVER IS -1/10 ETC.

WOO "CALL MY NAME"! Pleased it's top ten here, despite you not placing it at #1 :angry: I've not idea what that #1 is, but #2's good (even if it's inferior to "Figure 8"). Post a recap though as I can't be bothered going onto the previous pages :)
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Ah yes, I knew I forgot to do something! Here you are:

 

Songs Top 100:

100. One Direction - Little Things

099. Cheryl Cole - Ghetto Baby

098. Rita Ora - Radioactive

097. Shy'm - Elle

096. Lazy Rich & Hirshee - Damage Control (ft. Amba Shepherd)

095. Carly Rae Jepsen - This Kiss

094. Ivi Adamou - La La Love

093. Ellie Goulding - Bittersweet

092. Ellie Goulding - Ritual

091. Rona Nishliu - Suus

 

090. Girls Aloud - Beautiful Cause You Love Me

089. David Guetta - She Wolf (Falling To Pieces) [feat. Sia]

088. Bertine Zetlitz – Electric Feet (feat. Samsaya)

087. Lana Del Rey – Cola

086. The Storm - Raver

085. Lykke Li – I Follow Rivers (The Magician Remix)

084. TAL – Le sens de la vie

083. Katy B - Got Paid

082. Roses Gabor - Stars

081. Tone Damli – Imagine (feat. Eric Saade)

 

080. Girls’ Generation – Flower Power

079. Trentemøller / Ane Trolle – Moan

078. Unicorn Kid – Need U

077. Icona Pop – I Love It

076. pennybirdrabbit – treehouse

075. Khia – Pay Yo Pussy Bill

074. Amelia Lily – You Bring Me Joy

073. T-ara – Sexy Love

072. Valentina Monetta – The Social Network Song

071. C2C – Down The Road

 

070. T-ara – I Go Crazy Because of You

069. Christina Aguilera – Your Body

068. One Direction – Live While We’re Young

067. Baron Von Luxxury – That Disco Beat (feat. Little Boots)

066. Florrie – To The End

065. Carly Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe

064. Rebecca Stella – Give Me That O

063. Urban Cone – Kings & Queens

062. Nicki Minaj – Pound The Alarm

061. Jolie Cherie – Insomnie

 

060. Rustie – After Light (feat. AlunaGeorge)

059. Little Dragon – Sunshine

058. Kyary Pamyu Pamyu – CANDY CANDY

057. Selah Sue – Fade Away

056. Lana Del Rey – Ghetto Baby (Demo)

055. Paloma Faith – Picking Up The Pieces

054. Elen Levon – Dancing To The Same Song

053. Oceana – Endless Summer

052. Dasha Luks – Diskoteka

051. Wild At Heart – Darling

 

050. Lana Del Rey – Summertime Sadness

049. Foxes – Echo

048. Mylène Farmer – Oui Mais... Non

047. Marina & The Diamonds – Power & Control

046. Professor Green – Remedy (feat. Ruth Anne)

045. Kyary Pamyu Pamyu – PONPONPON

044. PSY – Gangnam Style

043. Eleftheria Eleftheriou – Aphrodisiac

042. Nordpolen – När mitt blod pumpar i dig

041. will.i.am – Scream & Shout (feat. Britney Spears)

 

040. Rihanna – Where Have You Been

039. Cheryl Cole – Under The Sun

038. Shy’m – Et Si

037. Faye – Come To Me

036. Parralox – Sharper Than A Knife (Pete Hammond Remix)

035. Nelly Furtado – Big Hoops (Bigger The Better)

034. KARA – Pandora

033. Electrovamp – I Don’t Like The Vibe In The VIP

032. Marina & The Diamonds – How To Be A Heartbreaker

031. Little Boots – Every Night I Say A Prayer

 

030. Girls’ Generation – Paparazzi

029. Calvin Harris – Sweet Nothing (feat. Florence Welch)

028. Florence & The Machine – Spectrum

027. iamamiwhoami – play

026. Lana Del Rey – Blue Jeans

025. Mariah Carey – Triumphant (Get ‘Em)

024. 2NE1 – I Love You

023. Seo In Young – Anymore

022. MS MR – Hurricane

021. Sabina Babayeva – When The Music Dies

 

020. Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Fashion Monster

019. Ellie Goulding – Figure 8

018. Marina & The Diamonds – Primadonna

017. M. Pokora & TAL – Envole-moi

016. Mylène Farmer – À L’ombre

015. Loreen - Euphoria

014. Little Boots – Headphones

013. Girls Aloud – Something New

012. Lana Del Rey – National Anthem

011. Anggun – Echo (You And I)

 

010. Lena - Stardust

009. Nina Zilli - L'Amore È Femmina (Out of Love)

008. Charli XCX - You're The One

007. Lana Del Rey - Ride

006. Cheryl Cole - Call My Name

005. Shy'm - On Se Fout De Nous

004. Frost - The Woods

003. Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen - Good Time

002. Ellie Goulding - Anything Could Happen

001. Shy'm - Et Alors!

 

You should really listen to my #1!

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I was talking to THEO.

NO at that #1. Just going to pretend the French language doesn't exist (poof goes half of your entire top 100) so the QUEEN reigns victorious. *insert bow emoticon*

 

Yay at 'Sweet Nothing' cracking the top 30 despite never making your weekly top 10, I suppose that's the JASON MRAZ of your chart (except obvz a lot, lot better).

Amazing top 3 Umi, especially Ellie and Owl City & Carly! :wub:

Hi!

 

100. One Direction - Little Things

096. Lazy Rich & Hirshee - Damage Control (ft. Amba Shepherd)

095. Carly Rae Jepsen - This Kiss

094. Ivi Adamou - La La Love

089. David Guetta - She Wolf (Falling To Pieces) [feat. Sia]

085. Lykke Li – I Follow Rivers (The Magician Remix)

084. TAL – Le sens de la vie

083. Katy B - Got Paid

080. Girls’ Generation – Flower Power

079. Trentemøller / Ane Trolle – Moan

078. Unicorn Kid – Need U

077. Icona Pop – I Love It

074. Amelia Lily – You Bring Me Joy

072. Valentina Monetta – The Social Network Song

066. Florrie – To The End

065. Carly Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe

064. Rebecca Stella – Give Me That O

062. Nicki Minaj – Pound The Alarm

060. Rustie – After Light (feat. AlunaGeorge)

055. Paloma Faith – Picking Up The Pieces

054. Elen Levon – Dancing To The Same Song

052. Dasha Luks – Diskoteka

051. Wild At Heart – Darling

047. Marina & The Diamonds – Power & Control

046. Professor Green – Remedy (feat. Ruth Anne)

045. Kyary Pamyu Pamyu – PONPONPON

044. PSY – Gangnam Style

043. Eleftheria Eleftheriou – Aphrodisiac

042. Nordpolen – När mitt blod pumpar i dig

041. will.i.am – Scream & Shout (feat. Britney Spears)

040. Rihanna – Where Have You Been

039. Cheryl Cole – Under The Sun

035. Nelly Furtado – Big Hoops (Bigger The Better)

033. Electrovamp – I Don’t Like The Vibe In The VIP

029. Calvin Harris – Sweet Nothing (feat. Florence Welch)

028. Florence & The Machine – Spectrum

027. iamamiwhoami – play

023. Seo In Young – Anymore

019. Ellie Goulding – Figure 8

018. Marina & The Diamonds – Primadonna

015. Loreen - Euphoria

013. Girls Aloud – Something New

012. Lana Del Rey – National Anthem

008. Charli XCX - You're The One

007. Lana Del Rey - Ride

006. Cheryl Cole - Call My Name

003. Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen - Good Time

002. Ellie Goulding - Anything Could Happen

001. Shy'm - Et Alors!

 

Great chart! I did check out that song at #96, it's quite good but there's another song featuring Amba Shepherd that is a lot better :P Ellie should've been #1 but I don't mind that Shy'm song.

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