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I'm just shocked JB is in second place! :o

 

I really am shocked that any women could find such a unnaturally pale, freakishly skinny man attractive :huh:

From The Sun's Bizarre page again (what will they find to write about if Robbie retires?) :rolleyes:

 

 

ROBBIE WILLIAMS was so knackered after having too much sex on tour that he had to call a doctor.

 

I’ve been keeping you posted on his legendary swordsmanship in Scandinavia this week, a trip which has elevated him straight to the top of my Bizarre Shaggers League 2006.

 

Yesterday I told you the tally was up to three conquests for the week.

 

But Robbie — who is on the road with his appropriately named Close Encounters Tour — has enticed another young lady to enjoy his company.

 

It brought his score to FOUR women in FIVE days.

 

But all that lovemaking made him so weary he had to call for first aid on Thursday morning.

 

A doctor examined him and decided he needed an energy-boosting vitamin shot in his bum to make him fit enough for a gig that night.

 

He later told the crowd at Copenhagen’s Parken national stadium in Denmark: “I had to get a needle in my a*** this morning. It was because I didn’t want to let you down, brothers and sisters.â€

 

A few weeks ago Robbie was complaining that he couldn’t find a girlfriend. Now he is back in the saddle big time.

 

Robbie pulled a pair of sisters in Gothenburg, Sweden, on Saturday — although only one of them stayed over.

 

On Sunday night he chatted up a blonde Swedish doctor who he spotted in the audience when he was on stage.

 

I’ve managed to get hold of the first picture of Marie Annerstedt, — who Robbie picked out after spotting she had scrawled Snog Me I’m a doctor across her ample chest.

 

Then, on Tuesday night, Robbie copped off with a redhead Dane in Copenhagen. The next evening, after the France v Portugal semi-final in the World Cup, Robbie picked up a cute blonde Danish girl. He is clearly enjoying his success with the fairer sex.

 

He joked about his groupie action during the gig on Wednesday, telling the 45,000 crowd: “Did you read the paper today?

 

“It says I kissed a mystery red-haired girl in the hotel bar. I can only confirm the rumour. And she was very cute.

 

“Actually, I don’t kiss on the first date — but she asked so nicely.â€

 

Robbie’s live show attracted former Manchester United and Denmark goalkeeping legend PETER SCHMEICHEL — as well as the country’s Crown Prince Frederick.

 

Meanwhile, I’ve been handed Robbie’s backstage rider for his Copenhagen gigs, and it makes amusing reading.

 

The star demands soft toilet paper, two deodorants, toothpicks, soap and two freshly laundered towels.

 

Well, he does need to keep well groomed for all those lovely Scandi-ladies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

from http://www.itv.com

 

 

Kate's date with destiny

Friday 7th July

 

 

 

 

How do you get man-flu in the middle of Summer? I ask you? You plan a weekend away surfing in Devon and then you wake up all phlegmmy. Typical.

 

Not that we’re bitter about it. We’re just cross. As are Kate Moss’ ex-boyfriends,apparently.

 

But not about the surf. Rather, they’re miffed because in the farcical world that Kate inhabits, she’s managed to invite all her ex-chaps to the same party.

 

And given that a credential for being one of Kate’s chaps is that you have to be delicately deranged, it would appear that they’re all ready to knock ten shades of c**p out of one another.

 

The party – aptly in aid of drug rehabilitation – is bringing together a series of high-profile celebs to raise money for charity. But Kate is supposedly concerned that it’ll end up getting overshadowed by “a massive battle of the egos.â€

 

It’s never easy, is it? Especially not when you’re Paris Hilton.

 

The perfectly pointless cash cow has confessed that she only goes clubbing because she’s paid to do so, that she’s actually very shy, and that she reckons she’s a bit like Marilyn Monroe. Eh?

 

Now, pardon us for pointing out the obvious, but she wasn’t particularly shy when it came to making that internet video. Or in her pop video. Or for that matter when she strutted around a department store in a pair of pants and a skimpy bra while recklessly wielding a monkey.

 

But lets not forget that she was forced into the public eye and it’s an uncomfortable place to be. Yeah, right!

 

And finally, rumour has it that Prince William is going to team up with Robbie Williams for something. What, people don’t know. But it’s going to be something BIG. Hmm, we’ll reserve judgement on that.

 

 

 

:unsure:

Are they duetting on Bongo Bong?

 

Interactive Music From Robbie Williams And New web2.0 Interactive Music Technology From YourSpins.com Harnessed By SAATCHI & SAATCHI For VISA Campaign

yourspins.com

 

 

LONDON, July 7 /CNW/ - Robbie Williams said: "I am very excited about the online remix campaign developed by SAATCHI & SAATCHI for VISA in Germany. The technology from Yourspins.com is great for the fans, giving them the chance to interact and experience the creative magic of music in a completely new way. It is the first of its kind taking place entirely on the web and it is great to be part of that."

The technology behind www.yourspins.com is being used by SAATCHI & SAATCHI to launch an innovative campaign for VISA in Germany. By visiting http://www.liebejedenremix.de/ , Robbie Williams fans in Germany are able to remix "Sin Sin Sin" online and enter their mix into a series of competitions for prizes awarded by VISA. The technology, which is patented by Digimpro Ltd, allows an unprecedented level of interactivity with music. SAATCHI & SAATCHI is the first agency to apply the technology directly into an advertising campaign, "love every remix" which is based upon the "love every day" strategy of VISA.

 

Robbie Williams fans are also able to use YourSpins proprietary technology to remix "Sin Sin Sin" and then create their own personal ringtones from their unique mix of the track . The ability to personalise ringtones in this way is a market first.

 

Harry Otto, project leader at SAATCHI & SAATCHI, said: "Online activity will increasingly be at the centre of campaigns. VISA, as the Official Payment Partner of ROBBIEWILLIAMS.com needs to appear as an authentic partner within the target group. So we wanted to feature something exclusive from the artist, and which is only available at the VISA/ROBBIEWILLIAMS.com promotional Website. So we chose YourSpins.com technology as it is designed to give our target group something new and fun, but most importantly something that will really hold their attention."

 

Wendy Schoonjans, Country Marketing, VISA Europe said: "Visa is very excited about the campaign based around www.liebejedenremix.de, which combines Robbie Williams' music with YourSpins.com technology to create a new interactive music experience. As part of the VISA's Love Every Day advertising campaign and the www.robbiewilliams.com partnership, fans have the chance to remix their own Robbie Williams song and win fantastic prizes!"

 

Rupert Evans, MD of YourSpins, said: "The whole of the YourSpins community is about entertaining people online. The fact SAATCHI & SAATCHI have used the technology directly in VISA's campaign underlines the technology's value as something which can, with the right music, grab and hold peoples attention. We are also delighted to be able to offer Robbie Williams fans the ability to remix and personalise their ringtones."

 

About YourSpins

 

YourSpins is owned by Digimpro, a privately-held UK Limited company specialising in interactive music software applications. Its technology has been developed over a number of years and is patented in the EPU and US, with a patent pending in Japan.

 

A number of artists have recorded in Digimpro's format including Moby, Roots Manuva, Glideascope, Sasha and Erasure and now Robbie Williams.

 

Digimpro was the winner of the CON4 award for innovation; a runner-up at the Popkomm 2005 IMEA awards, and accepted a Sputnik award honouring Moby.

 

 

Robbie rumours put fans in a frenzy

 

 

CELEBRITY spotters and music fans in north Northumberland were whipped up into a frenzy this week as rumours were flying that pop star Robbie Williams was to play a gig in Alnwick.

After posters appeared near Alnwick Moor and alongside the A1 with the star’s name in red letters, promoting a gig at Alnwick Castle on August 27, the castle was inundated with calls.

But before the paparrazi could descend on the town it was revealed the celebrity visitor was tribute act Matthew Holbrook.

Robbie look-a-like Matthew is set to perform a selection of the star’s hits at the annual Alnwick Castle Tournament.

And his management company has promised he is the “next best thing†to Robbie.

Matthew, from Nottingham travels the world to mimic the former Take That star.

He has a whole wardrobe in the style of Robbie and even sports the star’s tattoos.

Tony Shirwood of entertainment agency Dansatak said the response in Alnwick was no surprise.

“It does not amaze us because it happens all the time.

“When Matt gets up on stage he lives up to the promise, he is fantastic.â€

A spokesperson for Alnwick Castle admitted phones had been red hot since the rumours began.

“We have been inundated with calls from members of the public and members of staff who heard that Robbie Williams was coming.

“You never know, we might have Robbie next year!â€

The tournament, organised by Alnwick Round Table, takes place in the Pastures.

Admission is £5 for adults, £2.50 children and OAPs. Gates open at 11am. All proceeds go to local charitable causes.

The line-up also includes local indie rock and roll band The Tuckers, the Edinburgh Swordsmen and the Bolddog motorbike stunt riders.

 

For more information go to http://www.alnwickcastletournament.net/what.html

Oh for goodness sake.

A gig near Alnwick when he's in Europe doing a stadium Tour? :lol:

From http://www.people.co.uk

 

 

TAKE FATTY: PETE JOINS BOYBAND

By Melanie Swan

COMEDIAN Peter Kay will replace Robbie Williams as the fifth member of reformed boyband Take That, the People can reveal.

 

The flabby funnyman will record a special Christmas single with the original four members later this year.

 

Kay, 33, is a big fan of the group and has seen them live in concert six times. They got the idea when he popped backstage to meet Gary, Howard, Jason and Mark at their recent Manchester gigs.

 

Kay was in Tony Christie's video for the single (Is This The Way To) Amarillo for Comic Relief last year.

 

An insider said: "Pete is very excited. The boys want Pete to appear on the disc and play their manager in a video.

 

"It's his dream - he's always been a massive fan of the band. He's hardly Robbie Williams in the sex symbol stakes but the fans will love him."

 

Williams, who has refused a reunion, was accused of being overweight in Take That's heyday.

Edited by jupiter9

And here we go. :rolleyes: I wondered how long it would take.....

 

 

From http://people.co.uk

 

EXCLUSIVE: SWEDISH MEDIC TELLS OF STEAMY NIGHT WITH ROBBIE

By Nikhita Malajan

THE stunning medic seduced by pop superstar Robbie Williams has told how the randy singer begged her to play doctors and nurses as they romped in his hotel suite last week.

 

Speaking for the first time about her night of passion with the heart-throb during his Close Encounters world tour, sexy Swede Marie Annerstedt said: "Robbie just couldn't get enough.

 

"We were up till five in the morning. At one stage Robbie joked that because I was a doctor maybe a game of doctors and nurses could be fun.

 

"He then said he'd love to be the doctor so he could whip out his stethoscope while I played his sexy nurse.

 

"Robbie asked me if I'd ever dress up as a naughty nurse for a man and said he'd love to see me in an outfit.

 

"He kept cracking doctor jokes but after putting him through a full examination it was clear his body was in full working order.

 

But the star was so exhausted after their all-night romp Marie jokingly prescribed a day of bed rest for him to recover.

 

 

Robbie pulled life-long fan Marie, 25, by chatting her up from the stage during his sell out concert in Gothenberg, Sweden last Sunday night.

 

 

He spotted the busty babe dressed in a sexy strapless black and white polka dot dress as she stood at the front with the words "Snog Me, I'm A Doctor" scrawled in black eyeliner across her chest.

 

 

The 52,000 crowd watched in in amazement as he stopped the gig and asked stunned Marie: "Are you really a doctor?" before pointing at his crotch and adding naughtily "Do you want to examine this?"

 

 

He then joked to the audience:"I'm no gynaecologist but I'd like to give you a once over."

 

 

After dedicating his hit single Feel to Marie he invited her back to his third-floor suite at the city's five-star Elite Plaza Hotel.

 

 

Despite having a boyfriend of six months, Marie dashed to the hotel to offer Robbie, 32, a thorough physical - which he passed with flying colours.

 

 

Brainy Marie, who is studying for a Masters Degree in medicine and speaks five fluent languages, told a pal: "I was so excited about pulling Robbie I texted all my friends.

 

 

"After going back to his hotel I found him in the bar. He had clearly been waiting for me because he said how pleased he was that I had turned up.

 

 

"He led me by the hand up to his suite. It had three bedrooms, two Jacuzzis, two living rooms and a butler.

 

 

"As we looked at the biggest bathroom Robbie joked 'I've heard the Jacuzzi in that bath is world-famous, maybe we can check it out later?'

 

 

"He was being really attentive and kept telling me to relax as he played with my hair."

 

 

Robbie persuaded her to sing the lyrics to his hit single Let Me Entertain You in French, Swedish and German before leading her to his king-size bed. Marie told her pal: "As we moved into the main bedroom, he turned to me and kissed me gently on the lips.

 

 

"At first I tried to move my face away but the smell of his aftershave, the feeling of his skin so close and the warmth from his hands got too much.

 

 

"Robbie was fascinated by the fact I was a doctor or training to become one and said he'd never made love to one before - certainly not one as beautiful as me." And when it came to sex Marie was blown away by Robbie's stamina.

 

 

She confided to her close friend: "When we made love Robbie paid attention to every part of my body, touching and kissing her all over.

 

 

"The whole night was like a dream - a real fairytale come true." Thirsty from their passionate sex, Marie was desperate for a drink but Robbie kept no booze in his suite.

 

 

She said: "His suite was surprisingly tidy. All his clothes were still in his suitcases and he had his little toothbrush in a glass in the bathroom."

 

 

After making love till 5am Marie slept in his arms until they joined Robbie's pals for breakfast, including his best mate Jonathan Wilkes. Robbie was so smitten with Marie he let her accompany him to the airport from where he flew to Den-mark for his next gig in Copenhagen."

 

 

The blonde had been so desperate to meet the star she had queued up for the concert from 9am to bag a front row space.

 

 

After her night of passion became public, Marie sheepishly told all to her medical student boyfriend. Her friend said: "As much as he wants to punch Robbie's lights out, he knows what a big fan Marie is and how she needed to get this out of her system. :blink:

 

"After all what normal fella could compete with Robbie ?

 

 

"Marie has assured her boyfriend she's still very much in love with him despite her fling. :rolleyes: " In the last seven days Robbie has seduced FOUR GIRLS. On Thursday morning he was so worn down by his romps he had to have a vitamin injection in his bottom.

 

 

The night before scoring with Marie he pulled a pair of sisters in Gothenberg, although only one stayed over.

 

 

Then on Tuesday night he romped with a Danish redhead in Copenhagen before completing the set with a blonde Danish stunner. But despite Robbie's, love 'em and leave 'em attitude, Marie has - in the words of his hit single - No Regrets.

 

 

She told her pal: "It was a night I'll remember forever. Robbie's just awesome. What woman could say no? I certainly couldn't."

 

 

Last night a spokeman for Robbie said: "We have no comment to make."

 

 

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

'I'm glad that one night with me. Guaranteed you cele-br-it-eeeee'

 

From

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp

 

 

Rampant Robbie

 

 

In Copenhagen the other day Robbie told the crowd at his show: "I had to get a needle in my a*** this morning. It was because I didn't want to let you down." So what's the story?

 

The Sun claims he had to get a vitamin jab in his bum to pep him up for the show because he was utterly cream crackered. But why, we hear you cry? Well, the tab says it's because he's been enjoying the attentions of many, many ladies.

 

They reckon he's been very friendly indeed with four ladies in five nights, including: one half of a pair of twins, an audience member who scrawled 'Snog Me I'm a doctor' on herself and got his attention the next night, a redheaded Dane in Copenhagen, and a blonde dane the next evening!

 

Sin Sin Sin, indeed.

 

 

:rolleyes:

Wonder if Robbie is going to the World Cup Final today? :unsure:

Berlin is only 136 miles from Dresden. A quick hop by Robbie Chopper.

 

 

Anyone know? :unsure:

And here we go. :rolleyes: I wondered how long it would take.....

From http://people.co.uk

 

EXCLUSIVE: SWEDISH MEDIC TELLS OF STEAMY NIGHT WITH ROBBIE

By Nikhita Malajan

THE stunning medic seduced by pop superstar Robbie Williams has told how the randy singer begged her to play doctors and nurses as they romped in his hotel suite last week.

 

Speaking for the first time about her night of passion with the heart-throb during his Close Encounters world tour, sexy Swede Marie Annerstedt said: "Robbie just couldn't get enough.

 

"We were up till five in the morning. At one stage Robbie joked that because I was a doctor maybe a game of doctors and nurses could be fun.

 

"He then said he'd love to be the doctor so he could whip out his stethoscope while I played his sexy nurse.

 

"Robbie asked me if I'd ever dress up as a naughty nurse for a man and said he'd love to see me in an outfit.

 

"He kept cracking doctor jokes but after putting him through a full examination it was clear his body was in full working order.

 

But the star was so exhausted after their all-night romp Marie jokingly prescribed a day of bed rest for him to recover.

Robbie pulled life-long fan Marie, 25, by chatting her up from the stage during his sell out concert in Gothenberg, Sweden last Sunday night.

He spotted the busty babe dressed in a sexy strapless black and white polka dot dress as she stood at the front with the words "Snog Me, I'm A Doctor" scrawled in black eyeliner across her chest.

The 52,000 crowd watched in in amazement as he stopped the gig and asked stunned Marie: "Are you really a doctor?" before pointing at his crotch and adding naughtily "Do you want to examine this?"

He then joked to the audience:"I'm no gynaecologist but I'd like to give you a once over."

After dedicating his hit single Feel to Marie he invited her back to his third-floor suite at the city's five-star Elite Plaza Hotel.

Despite having a boyfriend of six months, Marie dashed to the hotel to offer Robbie, 32, a thorough physical - which he passed with flying colours.

Brainy Marie, who is studying for a Masters Degree in medicine and speaks five fluent languages, told a pal: "I was so excited about pulling Robbie I texted all my friends.

"After going back to his hotel I found him in the bar. He had clearly been waiting for me because he said how pleased he was that I had turned up.

"He led me by the hand up to his suite. It had three bedrooms, two Jacuzzis, two living rooms and a butler.

"As we looked at the biggest bathroom Robbie joked 'I've heard the Jacuzzi in that bath is world-famous, maybe we can check it out later?'

"He was being really attentive and kept telling me to relax as he played with my hair."

Robbie persuaded her to sing the lyrics to his hit single Let Me Entertain You in French, Swedish and German before leading her to his king-size bed. Marie told her pal: "As we moved into the main bedroom, he turned to me and kissed me gently on the lips.

"At first I tried to move my face away but the smell of his aftershave, the feeling of his skin so close and the warmth from his hands got too much.

"Robbie was fascinated by the fact I was a doctor or training to become one and said he'd never made love to one before - certainly not one as beautiful as me." And when it came to sex Marie was blown away by Robbie's stamina.

She confided to her close friend: "When we made love Robbie paid attention to every part of my body, touching and kissing her all over.

"The whole night was like a dream - a real fairytale come true." Thirsty from their passionate sex, Marie was desperate for a drink but Robbie kept no booze in his suite.

She said: "His suite was surprisingly tidy. All his clothes were still in his suitcases and he had his little toothbrush in a glass in the bathroom."

After making love till 5am Marie slept in his arms until they joined Robbie's pals for breakfast, including his best mate Jonathan Wilkes. Robbie was so smitten with Marie he let her accompany him to the airport from where he flew to Den-mark for his next gig in Copenhagen."

The blonde had been so desperate to meet the star she had queued up for the concert from 9am to bag a front row space.

After her night of passion became public, Marie sheepishly told all to her medical student boyfriend. Her friend said: "As much as he wants to punch Robbie's lights out, he knows what a big fan Marie is and how she needed to get this out of her system. :blink:

 

"After all what normal fella could compete with Robbie ?

"Marie has assured her boyfriend she's still very much in love with him despite her fling. :rolleyes: " In the last seven days Robbie has seduced FOUR GIRLS. On Thursday morning he was so worn down by his romps he had to have a vitamin injection in his bottom.

The night before scoring with Marie he pulled a pair of sisters in Gothenberg, although only one stayed over.

Then on Tuesday night he romped with a Danish redhead in Copenhagen before completing the set with a blonde Danish stunner. But despite Robbie's, love 'em and leave 'em attitude, Marie has - in the words of his hit single - No Regrets.

She told her pal: "It was a night I'll remember forever. Robbie's just awesome. What woman could say no? I certainly couldn't."

Last night a spokeman for Robbie said: "We have no comment to make."

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

'I'm glad that one night with me. Guaranteed you cele-br-it-eeeee'

 

why is she talking about it? I think it's sad, she had an amazing night, why tell everyone that wants to hear, kinda makes it cheap

The Sun.

Singer Robbie Williams left macho pal Robbie Savage red-faced when he joked to 65,000 fans that the footie hardman is gay.

 

Cheeky Robbie, 32, told the packed Amsterdam Arena in Holland.

 

Spotlights and cameras focused on married Savage, 31 - who has a three year old son - before beaming the pictures on to a huge screen.

 

Robbie wished the Wales International, who has long blonde locks and wears diamond earings, all the best - to rapturous cheers.

 

Savage saw the funny side - who is happily married, but has vowed to take revenge.

 

I knew Robbie was upto something before the show but I still cannot believe he did it in front of all those people.

 

'I'll get my own back'

 

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