Posted June 2, 201510 yr http://www.etonline.com/tv/2015/03/24135238/640_rupaul_rpdr_logo.jpg --- Welcome to the BIG RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE RATE. It was bound to happen and since there were still no takers for the job I decided to step in and do it ha-self. There have been 7 wonderful (and not~) seasons of this queer extravaganza eleganza and we need to make things official and do it Buzzjack style. Aka RATE. I hope by now you have already seen all the seasons and picked out your favourites and least favourites. So the rate rules are rather usual. 0-10 with NO limit on 0's or 10's. If you wish to, you can give your -1 to the least favourite queen of the season, but it's neither mandatory nor cute. You are also allowed to give your favourite queen of each season an 11. Furthermore, you can give your favourite queen EVAH a 12. It's also not mandatory (but very cute). And NO half scores coz they stupid. You have a few weeks to do this. Post your rates here, as always. --- THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO RATE. FOR. YOUR. LIFE. Good luck. And DON'T fuck it up. http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae67/Pavvii/rupauls-drag-race-season-1_zpskm3ei73r.jpg SEASON 001 xx Akashia xx BeBe Zahara Benet xx Jade xx Nina Flowers xx Ongina xx Rebecca Glasscock xx Shannel xx Tammie Brown xx Victoria "Porkchop" Parker http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae67/Pavvii/photo-7_zps54f4g6qh.jpeg SEASON 002 xx Jessica Wild xx Jujubee xx Morgan McMichaels xx Mystique Summers Madison xx Nicole Paige Brooks xx Pandora Boxx xx Raven xx Sahara Davenport xx Sonique xx Tatianna xx Tyra Sanchez http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae67/Pavvii/drag-race-590mc-111210_zpshdfxtafl.jpg SEASON 003 xx Alexis Mateo xx Carmen Carrera xx Delta Work xx India Ferrah xx Manila Luzon xx Mariah xx Mimi Imfurst xx Phoenix xx Raja xx Shangela xx Stacy Layne Matthews xx Venus D-Lite xx Yara Sofia http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae67/Pavvii/RuPauls-Drag-Race-Season-4-Cast_zpsguyvsrxe.jpg SEASON 004 xx Alisa Summers xx Chad Michaels xx DiDa Ritz xx Jiggly Caliente xx Kenya Michaels xx Lashauwn Beyond xx Latrice Royale xx Madame LaQueer xx Milan xx Phi Phi O'Hara xx Sharon Needles xx The Princess xx Willam http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae67/Pavvii/oWnHf_zpskwzduauo.jpg SEASON 005 xx Alaska xx Alyssa Edwards xx Coco Montrese xx Detox xx Honey Mahogany xx Ivy Winters xx Jade Jolie xx Jinkx Monsoon xx Lineysha Sparx xx Monica Beverly Hillz xx Penny Tration xx Roxxxy Andrews xx Serena ChaCha xx Vivienne Pinay http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae67/Pavvii/RPDRS6_QueensGroupComp-onGRDNT_608x310px_zps59tdg9jx.jpg SEASON 006 xx Adore Delano xx April Carrión xx BenDeLaCreme xx Bianca Del Rio xx Courtney Act xx Darienne Lake xx Gia Gunn xx Joslyn Fox xx Kelly Mantle xx Laganja Estranja xx Magnolia Crawford xx Milk xx Trinity K. Bonet xx Vivacious http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae67/Pavvii/RPDRs7-cast-group-press-copy_zpsbktrjghy.jpg SEASON 007 xx Ginger Minj xx Jaidynn Diore Fierce xx Jasmine Masters xx Kandy Ho xx Katya xx Kennedy Davenport xx Max xx Miss Fame xx Mrs. Kasha Davis xx Pearl xx Sasha Belle xx Tempest DuJour xx Trixie Mattel xx Violet Chachki
June 2, 201510 yr Author SEASON 001 06 Akashia 11 BeBe Zahara Benet 05 Jade 09 Nina Flowers 10 Ongina 07 Rebecca Glasscock 08 Shannel 10 Tammie Brown 05 Victoria "Porkchop" Parker SEASON 002 08 Jessica Wild 10 Jujubee 05 Morgan McMichaels 05 Mystique Summers Madison 06 Nicole Paige Brooks 11 Pandora Boxx 09 Raven 07 Sahara Davenport 06 Sonique 08 Tatianna 07 Tyra Sanchez SEASON 003 11 Alexis Mateo 07 Carmen Carrera 08 Delta Work 06 India Ferrah 10 Manila Luzon 07 Mariah 06 Mimi Imfurst 06 Phoenix 10 Raja 09 Shangela 04 Stacy Layne Matthews 03 Venus D-Lite 10 Yara Sofia SEASON 004 03 Alisa Summers 08 Chad Michaels 07 DiDa Ritz 07 Jiggly Caliente 05 Kenya Michaels 06 Lashauwn Beyond 10 Latrice Royale 04 Madame LaQueer 07 Milan 07 Phi Phi O'Hara 10 Sharon Needles 07 The Princess 11 Willam SEASON 005 10 Alaska 10 Alyssa Edwards 07 Coco Montrese 09 Detox 07 Honey Mahogany 08 Ivy Winters 07 Jade Jolie 12 Jinkx Monsoon 07 Lineysha Sparx 08 Monica Beverly Hillz 05 Penny Tration 07 Roxxxy Andrews 05 Serena ChaCha 05 Vivienne Pinay SEASON 006 09 Adore Delano 09 April Carrión 09 BenDeLaCreme 11 Bianca Del Rio 08 Courtney Act 07 Darienne Lake 06 Gia Gunn 10 Joslyn Fox 08 Kelly Mantle 03 Laganja Estranja 03 Magnolia Crawford 09 Milk 08 Trinity K. Bonet 07 Vivacious SEASON 007 08 Ginger Minj 06 Jaidynn Diore Fierce 04 Jasmine Masters 06 Kandy Ho 11 Katya 08 Kennedy Davenport 08 Max 08 Miss Fame 06 Mrs. Kasha Davis 09 Pearl 04 Sasha Belle 08 Tempest DuJour 10 Trixie Mattel 09 Violet Chachki
June 2, 201510 yr SEASON 001 06 Akashia 11 BeBe Zahara Benet 05 Jade 09 Nina Flowers 10 Ongina 07 Rebecca Glasscock 06 Shannel 08 Tammie Brown 07 Victoria "Porkchop" Parker SEASON 002 08 Jessica Wild 11 Jujubee 05 Morgan McMichaels 05 Mystique Summers Madison 06 Nicole Paige Brooks 10 Pandora Boxx 09 Raven 07 Sahara Davenport 06 Sonique 08 Tatianna 07 Tyra Sanchez SEASON 003 08 Alexis Mateo 07 Carmen Carrera 05 Delta Work 05 India Ferrah 05 Manila Luzon 07 Mariah 06 Mimi Imfurst 06 Phoenix 09 Raja 09 Shangela 04 Stacy Layne Matthews 03 Venus D-Lite 04 Yara Sofia SEASON 004 03 Alisa Summers 10 Chad Michaels 07 DiDa Ritz 10 Jiggly Caliente 05 Kenya Michaels 06 Lashauwn Beyond 10 Latrice Royale 04 Madame LaQueer 01 Milan 07 Phi Phi O'Hara 11 Sharon Needles 07 The Princess 10 Willam SEASON 005 10 Alaska 10 Alyssa Edwards 10 Coco Montrese -1 Detox 07 Honey Mahogany 08 Ivy Winters 07 Jade Jolie 11 Jinkx Monsoon 07 Lineysha Sparx 04 Monica Beverly Hillz 05 Penny Tration 00 Roxxxy Andrews 05 Serena ChaCha 05 Vivienne Pinay SEASON 006 11 Adore Delano 08 April Carrión 10 BenDeLaCreme 08 Bianca Del Rio 08 Courtney Act 07 Darienne Lake 10 Gia Gunn 05 Joslyn Fox 08 Kelly Mantle -1 Laganja Estranja 03 Magnolia Crawford 09 Milk 08 Trinity K. Bonet 07 Vivacious 11 Ornacia SEASON 007 08 Ginger Minj 06 Jaidynn Diore Fierce 01 Jasmine Masters 02 Kandy Ho 10 Katya 07 Kennedy Davenport 08 Max 04 Miss Fame 07 Mrs. Kasha Davis 11 Pearl 04 Sasha Belle 03 Tempest DuJour 10 Trixie Mattel 09 Violet Chachki Edited June 2, 201510 yr by Joe.
June 2, 201510 yr Author Oh and you can miss out a couple of seasons if you haven't watched them or you don't remember them enough to judge fairly.
June 2, 201510 yr SEASON 001 05 Akashia 11 BeBe Zahara Benet 05 Jade 10 Nina Flowers 09 Ongina 05 Rebecca Glasscock 08 Shannel 09 Tammie Brown 04 Victoria "Porkchop" Parker SEASON 002 08 Jessica Wild 12 Jujubee 04 Morgan McMichaels 04 Mystique Summers Madison 05 Nicole Paige Brooks 09 Pandora Boxx 07 Raven 08 Sahara Davenport 05 Sonique 07 Tatianna 07 Tyra Sanchez SEASON 003 07 Alexis Mateo 06 Carmen Carrera 08 Delta Work 05 India Ferrah 08 Manila Luzon 05 Mariah 04 Mimi Imfurst 05 Phoenix 07 Raja 11 Shangela 06 Stacy Layne Matthews 04 Venus D-Lite 10 Yara Sofia SEASON 004 03 Alisa Summers 09 Chad Michaels 06 DiDa Ritz 09 Jiggly Caliente 08 Kenya Michaels 04 Lashauwn Beyond 10 Latrice Royale 04 Madame LaQueer 05 Milan 07 Phi Phi O'Hara 11 Sharon Needles 05 The Princess 10 Willam SEASON 005 10 Alaska 10 Alyssa Edwards 05 Coco Montrese 10 Detox 06 Honey Mahogany 08 Ivy Winters 07 Jade Jolie 11 Jinkx Monsoon 05 Lineysha Sparx 09 Monica Beverly Hillz 04 Penny Tration 06 Roxxxy Andrews 05 Serena ChaCha 06 Vivienne Pinay SEASON 006 10 Adore Delano 07 April Carrión 09 BenDeLaCreme 11 Bianca Del Rio 03 Courtney Act 05 Darienne Lake 04 Gia Gunn 09 Joslyn Fox 08 Kelly Mantle 07 Laganja Estranja 01 Magnolia Crawford 09 Milk 08 Trinity K. Bonet 06 Vivacious SEASON 007 07 Ginger Minj 06 Jaidynn Diore Fierce 02 Jasmine Masters 05 Kandy Ho 11 Katya 06 Kennedy Davenport 08 Max 05 Miss Fame 04 Mrs. Kasha Davis 10 Pearl 05 Sasha Belle 07 Tempest DuJour 08 Trixie Mattel 10 Violet Chachki
June 2, 201510 yr SEASON 001 04 Akashia 07 BeBe Zahara Benet 08 Jade 08 Nina Flowers 09 Ongina 06 Rebecca Glasscock 03 Shannel 05 Tammie Brown 05 Victoria "Porkchop" Parker SEASON 002 07 Jessica Wild 09 Jujubee 05 Morgan McMichaels 04 Mystique Summers Madison 04 Nicole Paige Brooks 07 Pandora Boxx 09 Raven 06 Sahara Davenport 05 Sonique 06 Tatianna 06 Tyra Sanchez SEASON 003 07 Alexis Mateo 09 Carmen Carrera 05 Delta Work 05 India Ferrah 09 Manila Luzon 07 Mariah 07 Mimi Imfurst 04 Phoenix 09 Raja 09 Shangela 07 Stacy Layne Matthews -1 Venus D-Lite 08 Yara Sofia SEASON 004 06 Alisa Summers 08 Chad Michaels 07 DiDa Ritz 07 Jiggly Caliente 06 Kenya Michaels 05 Lashauwn Beyond 08 Latrice Royale 03 Madame LaQueer 05 Milan 07 Phi Phi O'Hara 07 Sharon Needles 05 The Princess 10 Willam SEASON 005 10 Alaska 10 Alyssa Edwards 06 Coco Montrese 07 Detox 06 Honey Mahogany 07 Ivy Winters 05 Jade Jolie 08 Jinkx Monsoon 07 Lineysha Sparx 06 Monica Beverly Hillz 03 Penny Tration 00 Roxxxy Andrews 03 Serena ChaCha 04 Vivienne Pinay SEASON 006 08 Adore Delano 08 April Carrión 08 BenDeLaCreme 10 Bianca Del Rio 08 Courtney Act 07 Darienne Lake 06 Gia Gunn 07 Joslyn Fox 07 Kelly Mantle 08 Laganja Estranja 03 Magnolia Crawford 08 Milk 08 Trinity K. Bonet 05 Vivacious SEASON 007 04 Ginger Minj 07 Jaidynn Diore Fierce 06 Jasmine Masters 08 Kandy Ho 10 Katya 06 Kennedy Davenport 08 Max 08 Miss Fame 06 Mrs. Kasha Davis 08 Pearl 05 Sasha Belle 05 Tempest DuJour 07 Trixie Mattel 11 Violet Chachki Edited July 29, 20159 yr by CallumDC
June 2, 201510 yr SEASON 001 05 Akashia 08 BeBe Zahara Benet 07 Jade 09 Nina Flowers 08 Ongina 05 Rebecca Glasscock 07 Shannel 07 Tammie Brown 06 Victoria "Porkchop" Parker SEASON 002 07 Jessica Wild 12 Jujubee 06 Morgan McMichaels 06 Mystique Summers Madison 05 Nicole Paige Brooks 07 Pandora Boxx 08 Raven 07 Sahara Davenport 07 Sonique 08 Tatianna 10 Tyra Sanchez SEASON 003 08 Alexis Mateo 06 Carmen Carrera 06 Delta Work 03 India Ferrah 09 Manila Luzon 08 Mariah 07 Mimi Imfurst 05 Phoenix 09 Raja 09 Shangela 06 Stacy Layne Matthews 00 Venus D-Lite 07 Yara Sofia SEASON 004 01 Alisa Summers 09 Chad Michaels 08 DiDa Ritz 08 Jiggly Caliente 07 Kenya Michaels 06 Lashauwn Beyond 10 Latrice Royale 06 Madame LaQueer 06 Milan 07 Phi Phi O'Hara 09 Sharon Needles 06 The Princess 11 Willam SEASON 005 11 Alaska 10 Alyssa Edwards 06 Coco Montrese 07 Detox 07 Honey Mahogany 08 Ivy Winters 07 Jade Jolie 08 Jinkx Monsoon 07 Lineysha Sparx 07 Monica Beverly Hillz 06 Penny Tration 07 Roxxxy Andrews 04 Serena ChaCha 06 Vivienne Pinay SEASON 006 09 Adore Delano 08 April Carrión 07 BenDeLaCreme 10 Bianca Del Rio 09 Courtney Act 07 Darienne Lake 06 Gia Gunn 08 Joslyn Fox 06 Kelly Mantle 07 Laganja Estranja 00 Magnolia Crawford 07 Milk 07 Trinity K. Bonet 07 Vivacious SEASON 007 08 Ginger Minj 07 Jaidynn Diore Fierce 06 Jasmine Masters 05 Kandy Ho 11 Katya 07 Kennedy Davenport 08 Max 07 Miss Fame 08 Mrs. Kasha Davis 10 Pearl 05 Sasha Belle 07 Tempest DuJour 07 Trixie Mattel 09 Violet Chachki
June 3, 201510 yr SEASON 001 04 Akashia 10 BeBe Zahara Benet 05 Jade 11 Nina Flowers 08 Ongina 02 Rebecca Glasscock 07 Shannel 06 Tammie Brown 03 Victoria "Porkchop" Parker SEASON 002 08 Jessica Wild 12 Jujubee 07 Morgan McMichaels 05 Mystique Summers Madison 05 Nicole Paige Brooks 05 Pandora Boxx 10 Raven 08 Sahara Davenport 05 Sonique 08 Tatianna 08 Tyra Sanchez SEASON 003 09 Alexis Mateo 06 Carmen Carrera 08 Delta Work 04 India Ferrah 11 Manila Luzon 09 Mariah 07 Mimi Imfurst 02 Phoenix 07 Raja 08 Shangela 06 Stacy Layne Matthews 00 Venus D-Lite 09 Yara Sofia SEASON 004 04 Alisa Summers 09 Chad Michaels 08 DiDa Ritz (would have been lower tbh, except for the amazing lip-sync) 06 Jiggly Caliente 04 Kenya Michaels 05 Lashauwn Beyond 11 Latrice Royale 08 Madame LaQueer 07 Milan 08 Phi Phi O'Hara 08 Sharon Needles 01 The Princess 10 Willam SEASON 005 10 Alaska 10 Alyssa Edwards 11 Coco Montrese (Probably an unpopular choice but i lived for Coco this season) 07 Detox 03 Honey Mahogany 03 Ivy Winters 06 Jade Jolie 10 Jinkx Monsoon 07 Lineysha Sparx 03 Monica Beverly Hillz 00 Penny Tration 08 Roxxxy Andrews 05 Serena ChaCha 04 Vivienne Pinay SEASON 006 07 Adore Delano (Might have got more, but her repeting of saying "Yeah M***F***, Yeah" really pissed me off for some reason 07 April Carrión 10 Bianca Del Rio 07 Courtney Act 09 Darienne Lake 08 Gia Gunn 09 Joslyn Fox 07 Kelly Mantle 10 Laganja Estranja 00 Magnolia Crawford 01 Milk 09 Trinity K. Bonet 04 Vivacious SEASON 007 09 Ginger Minj 05 Jaidynn Diore Fierce 05 Jasmine Masters 06 Kandy Ho 11 Katya 10 Kennedy Davenport 05 Max 05 Miss Fame 06 Mrs. Kasha Davis 06 Pearl 00 Sasha Belle 02 Tempest DuJour 07 Trixie Mattel 10 Violet Chachki
June 3, 201510 yr SEASON 004 00 Alisa Summers 07 Chad Michaels 06 DiDa Ritz 07 Jiggly Caliente 07 Kenya Michaels 06 Lashauwn Beyond 08 Latrice Royale 02 Madame LaQueer 05 Milan 06 Phi Phi O'Hara 07 Sharon Needles 06 The Princess 11 Willam SEASON 005 08 Alaska 11 Alyssa Edwards 06 Coco Montrese 10 Detox 05 Honey Mahogany 07 Ivy Winters -1 Jade Jolie 06 Jinkx Monsoon 05 Lineysha Sparx 01 Monica Beverly Hillz 00 Penny Tration 09 Roxxxy Andrews 04 Serena ChaCha 06 Vivienne Pinay SEASON 006 11 Adore Delano 07 April Carrión 06 BenDeLaCreme 08 Bianca Del Rio 07 Courtney Act 06 Darienne Lake 07 Gia Gunn 08 Joslyn Fox 02 Kelly Mantle 08 Laganja Estranja 00 Magnolia Crawford 07 Milk 07 Trinity K. Bonet 05 Vivacious SEASON 007 -1 Ginger Minj 06 Jaidynn Diore Fierce 05 Jasmine Masters 07 Kandy Ho 08 Katya 04 Kennedy Davenport 06 Max 06 Miss Fame 07 Mrs. Kasha Davis 09 Pearl 04 Sasha Belle 01 Tempest DuJour 08 Trixie Mattel 11 Violet Chachki
June 4, 201510 yr SEASON 001 - Avg. 7.67 02 Akashia 06 BeBe Zahara Benet 08 Jade 10 Nina Flowers 10 Ongina 09 Rebecca Glasscock 06 Shannel 11 Tammie Brown 07 Victoria "Porkchop" Parker SEASON 002 - Avg. 7.08 (07 Shangela) 06 Jessica Wild 11 Jujubee 07 Morgan McMichaels 02 Mystique Summers Madison 01 Nicole Paige Brooks 09 Pandora Boxx 10 Raven 08 Sahara Davenport 06 Sonique 10 Tatianna 08 Tyra Sanchez SEASON 003 - Avg. 6.46 08 Alexis Mateo 09 Carmen Carrera 06 Delta Work -1 India Ferrah 12 Manila Luzon 08 Mariah 04 Mimi Imfurst 03 Phoenix 10 Raja 06 Shangela 06 Stacy Layne Matthews 04 Venus D-Lite 09 Yara Sofia SEASON 004 - Avg. 6.77 02 Alisa Summers 09 Chad Michaels 08 DiDa Ritz 09 Jiggly Caliente 03 Kenya Michaels 05 Lashauwn Beyond 11 Latrice Royale 03 Madame LaQueer 05 Milan 06 Phi Phi O'Hara 10 Sharon Needles 07 The Princess 10 Willam SEASON 005 - Avg. 5.71 11 Alaska 10 Alyssa Edwards 03 Coco Montrese 08 Detox 06 Honey Mahogany 10 Ivy Winters 03 Jade Jolie 10 Jinkx Monsoon 05 Lineysha Sparx 04 Monica Beverly Hillz 02 Penny Tration 07 Roxxxy Andrews -1 Serena ChaCha 02 Vivienne Pinay SEASON 006 - Avg. 7.21 10 Adore Delano 07 April Carrión 09 BenDeLaCreme 10 Bianca Del Rio 10 Courtney Act 06 Darienne Lake 07 Gia Gunn 07 Joslyn Fox 04 Kelly Mantle 07 Laganja Estranja -1 Magnolia Crawford 11 Milk 08 Trinity K. Bonet 06 Vivacious SEASON 007 - Avg. 6.86 10 Ginger Minj 08 Jaidynn Diore Fierce 00 Jasmine Masters 05 Kandy Ho 11 Katya 09 Kennedy Davenport 09 Max 09 Miss Fame 08 Mrs. Kasha Davis 10 Pearl 03 Sasha Belle 05 Tempest DuJour -1 Trixie Mattel 10 Violet Chachki Edited June 4, 201510 yr by Steve D
June 4, 201510 yr SEASON 001 (avg 6.22) 03 Akashia 05 BeBe Zahara Benet 06 Jade 10 Nina Flowers 08 Ongina 04 Rebecca Glasscock 07 Shannel 11 Tammie Brown 02 Victoria "Porkchop" Parker SEASON 002 (avg 6) 07 Jessica Wild 11 Jujubee 06 Morgan McMichaels 03 Mystique Summers Madison 04 Nicole Paige Brooks 10 Pandora Boxx 10 Raven 03 Sahara Davenport 04 Sonique 06 Tatianna 02 Tyra Sanchez SEASON 003 (avg 6.15) 09 Alexis Mateo 09 Carmen Carrera 06 Delta Work 03 India Ferrah 11 Manila Luzon 05 Mariah 00 Mimi Imfurst 01 Phoenix 10 Raja 09 Shangela 04 Stacy Layne Matthews 03 Venus D-Lite 10 Yara Sofia SEASON 004 (avg 5.38) 00 Alisa Summers 09 Chad Michaels 07 DiDa Ritz 06 Jiggly Caliente 06 Kenya Michaels 04 Lashauwn Beyond 10 Latrice Royale 03 Madame LaQueer 02 Milan -1 Phi Phi O'Hara 10 Sharon Needles 02 The Princess 12 Willam SEASON 005 (avg 5.43) 10 Alaska 11 Alyssa Edwards 05 Coco Montrese 10 Detox 02 Honey Mahogany 07 Ivy Winters 04 Jade Jolie 07 Jinkx Monsoon 05 Lineysha Sparx 04 Monica Beverly Hillz 02 Penny Tration 06 Roxxxy Andrews 00 Serena ChaCha 03 Vivienne Pinay SEASON 006 (avg 6.79) 10 Adore Delano 09 April Carrión 10 BenDeLaCreme 10 Bianca Del Rio 11 Courtney Act 07 Darienne Lake 05 Gia Gunn 08 Joslyn Fox 04 Kelly Mantle 06 Laganja Estranja -1 Magnolia Crawford 07 Milk 06 Trinity K. Bonet 03 Vivacious SEASON 007 (avg 5.29) 04 Ginger Minj 03 Jaidynn Diore Fierce 00 Jasmine Masters 03 Kandy Ho 11 Katya 04 Kennedy Davenport 07 Max 08 Miss Fame 06 Mrs. Kasha Davis 09 Pearl 02 Sasha Belle 01 Tempest DuJour 07 Trixie Mattel 09 Violet Chachki So hard not giving Alaska that 11 but Alyssa truly had me in tears every single episode, no one else could have it. Alaska is one of my Top 3 ever (with Willam and Katya) but I like more of her work outside the show. Poor Katya solely carrying the Season 7 talent quota. The less said about Magnolia (who?) and Phi Phi O'Hara (that venom fuelled viper) the better.
