Posted April 14, 20169 yr Everybody's favourite round of Buzzfestivalen is back and, due to poor planning, has landed in my lap slap bang in the middle of an unreasonable amount of Uni assignments. So, since you all know all the songs already, in lieu of fancy graphics and witty commentary, I present you with this slap-dash of a presentation; Panetoz - Håll om mig hårt ?v=ok0kp66ZYtA Objectively probably a better song than Efter Solken but the fact that the white guy learned how to dance over the last two years is bringing the appeal of this majorly down for me. David Lindgren - We Are Your Tomorrow ?v=aG1wZBwPjcE Nobody's favourite and nobodys least favourite Swedish pop boy e-appears with nobody's favourite and nobody's least favourite MF song. Truly a recipe for success! Frans - If I Were Sorry ?v=_GTdelXRlA4 Jahq managed to cheat this into AC but alas, he had not counted on my ability to cheat this back out in the next round *.* Krista Siegfrids - Faller ?v=OPGyBHO_Erw The sole survivor of BuzzJack's copycat schlagercaust, will she survive the death match violence of Andra Chansen? Samir & Viktor - Bada Nakna ?v=QP-8_yyd_rc "If you can't show your best, then show your chest". Oscar Zia - Human ?v=8ngVbhihHS8 Pipped to the IRL Melfest crown by Satan's baby BUT he managed to get the latest Swedish Royal baby named after him. When will your perpetual runner up faves? Mimi Werner - Aint No Good ?v=DMfuugsYhMA Evocative of a blissful night in a roadside meth den in rural Alabama, are y'all in the mood for this piece of hot unwashed cuntry? Don't lie I know you are! SMILO - Weight Of The World ?v=nLR5es-woLg What could have been Sweden's seventh ESC win if Satan's baby was singing it but alas was kept in the heats by a desperate 32 year old doing a Waka Waka pastiche. Will buzzjack be more merciful? Names in a copy and pasteable form for you lazy hoes. Panetoz - Håll om mig hart David Lindgren - We Are Your Tomorrow Frans - If I Were Sorry Krista Siegfrids - Faller Samir & Viktor - Bada Nakna Oscar Zia - Human Mimi Werner - Aint No Good SMILO - Weight Of The World Four go through (presented in duel form because come on this is Andra Chansen). Votes in the usual manner. Results will be a week today on the 21st April so get them in before then.
April 14, 20169 yr I am confused. Are we voting as 12-00? With two songs getting 00? Are we doing duels? But they are surprises?
April 14, 20169 yr Author I am confused. Are we voting as 12-00? With two songs getting 00? Are we doing duels? But they are surprises? Yes, Yes, Yes and Yes
April 16, 20169 yr I am confused. Are we voting as 12-00? With two songs getting 00? Are we doing duels? But they are surprises? I don't get it either... is it.. 12 10 08 06 04 02 00 00 ??
April 16, 20169 yr I am sure there will be no manipulation of the duels to make sure Frans is eliminated :kink:
April 16, 20169 yr So long as Oscar makes it I'll accept whatever else happens here. Ideally it'll be that, Samir OCH Viktor, Krista and Mimi but this isn't my first time at the rodeo so I'm expecting Frans at least in there over Krista. To be honest I think SMILO, Panetoz and David are probably all no hopers, they all SCREAM 4th place in the semi (as does Krista, who is also probably a no hoper, sad face).
April 16, 20169 yr Unless of course all the little boy boners come together for a hellish circle ''jerk'' and Frans storms to victory against the odds and all known standards of decency and common sense.
April 16, 20169 yr I agree that SMILO were probably 4th in the heat but based on how great a heat they were in. After Frans they're the most essential for me!! (though tbf, Panetoz are the only major NO) (And I have been advised how the duels are working and can screenshot evidence if Lex were to go back on his word :angel:)
April 16, 20169 yr I'm really not sure what to predict through at all. Maybe something like Oscar, Frans, SMILO and Mimi?
April 16, 20169 yr Unless of course all the little boy boners come together for a hellish circle ''jerk'' and Frans storms to victory against the odds and all known standards of decency and common sense. My little boy boner wants David to get through :wub:
April 19, 20169 yr Author Casual "you've got just over 24 hours to vote" bump. Some usual suspects have still yet to vote in this and I know at least one of them doesn't like Frans so get to stepping!
April 21, 20169 yr Author Results starting some time around 6-7PM BST. My last hope for another Frans hater seems to have let me down so I'm preparing to be disappointed.
April 21, 20169 yr Author So, RESULTS TIME! I'll present four "duels" in these results where one song has finished between 5th and 8th and the other has finished in the top 4. The four top scoring songs then go on to the final with your gracious host Adam. DUEL NUMBER ONE: Swedish language interracial bops Panetoz - Håll om mig hart vs Samir & Viktor - Bada Nakna Speculate/Predict/Fangirl as you please.
April 21, 20169 yr These were my least favourite two of the whole lot, I suppose I'd slightly prefer Samir & Viktor of the two.
April 21, 20169 yr Author FINALIST: Samir & Viktor - Bada Nakna ?v=QP-8_yyd_rc BuzzJack votes with their genitalia once again (although this one is actually not that bad to be fair) 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 50 Panetoz - Håll om mig hart 08
April 21, 20169 yr Author DUEL TWO: Wimminz Mimi Werner - Aint No Good vs Krista Siegfrids - Faller Luckily for ease of duel picking only one of the two female soloists have made it through. But who will it be?
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