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A big part of my issue is Tyra's comments since the show. Her stupid comments about mental health made me really dislike her. She really was an underwhelming queen though, nothing she did really stood out and her attitude was shit. All in all nobody on Season 2 was amazing. But Pandora had some quirk, Raven gave some solid looks and Jujube was a fantastic personality and lip syncer.
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Raven was the real winner of season 2. Tyra was just background noise ...quite literally, her singing Halo in the workroom still gives me nightmares.
89th Milan: 3.07

 

I will always appreciate Milan for providing the world with one of the best Willam moments on the show and one of the best put downs in TV history.

 

"Is the carpet comfortable?"

 

 

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83rd Jade Jolie: 3.8

Highest Scores: 7.5 (Jimmy), 7 (100, Aled, Cucumberella)

Lowest Scores: -1 (152Chris, Mackenzie), 0 (Oliver, LexC)

82nd Kandy Ho: 3.87

Highest Scores: 8 (100), 7 (Oliver), 6.5 (Jimmy)

Lowest Scores: -1 (Mackenzie, Davidson), 0 (LexC), 1 (Lukuzz)

80th Mimi Imfurst: 3.9

Highest Scores: 7 (Joe), 6 (Leonardo), 5.5 (Lukuzz)

Lowest Scores: 0 (Davidson, Mackenzie), 1 (Martyn)

80th The Princess: 3.9

Highest Scores: 6.5 (Jimmy), 6 (Davidson, Cucumberella), 5.5 (Lukuzz)

Lowest Scores: 0 (Leonardo, 152Chris)

 

Sorry about the lack of results today y'all my cat was at the vets/unwell, and it was hard to carve out enough time :cry: Anyway, enough about my life story, and onto this set of results

 

83rd we have surprisingly low Jade Jolie. Don't get me wrong, despite giving the highest score, i'm not a massive fan. But I'm surprised she's had enough of an impact to leave a negative impression! :lol: To me she was one of the queens, who was decent, and i liked, but not loved. Would love to hear y'all's thoughts below, and what has lead to quite a few low scores! :D In terms of her impression from the show, we do have her to thank for the epic Alyssa's: BACK ROLLS, after calling Alyssa out on it :/ And she does have that iconically bad outfit that she was eliminated in with all the hair coming out of the boob, and everywhere else. But otherwise not much else really. Surprised to see her this low, but not really bothered.

 

Next it's Lip Sync Assassin Kandy Ho! Poor thing got the most nothing edit on season 7, despite lasting 6 weeks! Maybe there was a reason for that, who knows. Kandy Ho, Kandy Who?! (thanks Kathy Griffin). Despite her nothing edit though, she did manage to turn pretty much the whole Drag Race community against her withing about 5 minutes, after insinuating Tempest Dujour was "too old"...bad move, and when they inevitably, of course were in the bottom two together in week 1, I think we all collectively wanted Tempest to murder her in the lip sync...sadly no, and Kandy stuck around for another 5 weeks. Kinda glad she did though, as she played her part in some great lip syncs that season; the one with Jaidyn to Break Free was in-particular fierce from both, even if she was sent packing.

 

Then in joint 80th place we have Mimi and The Princess. Mimi has several iconic moments. Lifting India up in that lip sync. Breaking down and crying into her virgin Mary christmas costume, fighting with Shangela in untucked: claiming Shangela had a sugar daddy that payed for her stuff; and then there was being partnered with Pandora Boxx in All Stars who pretty much hated her :D She may have been insanely annoying, but for a queen who only managed 3 episodes in season three, and 1 in All Stars (and the fact she was iconic enough to be brought back for all stars says a lot) she left such an impression, so good for her! But also bye. Oh yeah, and The Princess got killed, resurrected, and killed again by Dida Ritz in the greatest Drag Race lip sync that ever was, and ever will be.

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For me Jade didn't do anything significant. All she is remembered for is the back rolls comment. Although that's mostly for Alyssa's responce and her hairy outfit.
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79th Mystique: 4

Highest Scores: 7.5 (Lukuzz), 6 (Joe), 5.5 (Jimmy)

Lowest Scores: 0 (Martyn), 2 (LexC, Davidson)

78th Akashia: 4.06

Highest Scores: 6 (Leonardo, 152Chris)

Lowest Scores: 1 (Davidson), 3.5 (Jimmy)

77th Kenya Michaels: 4.07

Highest Scores: 8 (Cucumberella), 7 (Jimmy), 6.5 (Lukuzz), 6 (Martyn)

Lowest Scores: -1 (Davidson), 2 (Kye, LexC, Mackenzie)

76th Sonique: 4.08

Highest Scores: 6 (Joe, 100, Oliver, Jimmy, Lukuzz)

Lowest Scores: 0 (LexC, 152Chris), 2.5 (Martyn)

 

Kicking off today's results is 2 Piece and a Biscuit, Mystique. I will confess, I love me some Mystique, in her short time in Drag Race S2, she kept me entertained, especially in untucked: "GET THE CAMERA OFF ME..." "BITCH! I AM FROM CHICAGO!!!!11!!!1!!" I almost wish I'd given her a higher score, but points had to be knocked off for that country runway look, and the excuse for wearing it :( She did however get a couple of decent scores, which sees her do okay, but coupled with a fair few low scores - as much as I'd have liked to see her finish a little higher - 79th is where we see Mystique drop out

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Next is 3rd queen to be eliminated from season 1 Akashia. Not really a fan of this one. I found her really quite arrogant in Season 1, arrogant which, from what I saw, seemed to be misplaced. I will say this though, girl can lip sync, I mean her lip sync skills were the only reason she made it to episode 3, knocking out Porkchop and Tammie in weeks 1 and 2, only to be finally put to bed by Shannel in week 3. Other than f***ing stuff up in the challenges, the only other thing that really remember Akashia for is falling over on the stage the week she was eliminated. Oops.

 

In 77th place is Kenya Michaels. Kenya lasted 5 episodes in season 4, before being sent home by Milan in a closely tested lip sync to Vogue by Madonna, but then was brought back in episode 10, just to be sent packing again in spectacular style by goddess Latrice Royale. I won't lie, upon entering the workroom, I had pegged Kenya as an early favourite, she looked unbelievably fishy, but beyond that she gave me the impression she was gonna be crazy fierce. She got off to a pretty decent start too, fairing well in 2 of her first 4 challenges, and low (but not really in trouble) in the other 2. Then came Snatch Game, and she just fell off the cliff. That Beyonce...I can't. Should not have been brought back for the sin of it alone tbh. Having said that Kenya did give us quite a few great moments. "I kinda like the SMELLLLLLL" remains one of my fav Drag Race moments ever, not to mention all the quotable nonsense she used to say, which were great. Kinda ruined it though after she was eliminated and she left the letter for the girls in untucked which was rude to everyone, except...ugh...Phi Phi. Bye.

 

And finishing off this set of queens is Sonique Love. Sonique picks up quite a consistent middle ground set of scores (5 6's) , coupled with a few low ones, which pulls her down to 76th. I have mixed feelings about Sonique. I remember watching the season and feeling like there was something inside her holding her back, because it seemed to me anyway, that she had the makings to do really well. Of course watching the rest of the season, and the reunion, it then became apparent what that was. High points include: amazing lip sync to 2 of Hearts (which unfortunately still sent her home), and slaying the pole dancing in week 2), however low points were: Lady Gaga SG, and being rude to that guy on the street while selling pie vouchers. I think had Sonique gone on a later season she probably would have fared a lot better on Drag Race, so that's a shame, but she is killing it now, everytime I see her she looks stunning, so that's amazing to see :heart:

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could watch Mystique to the splits all day tbh

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Your 25 bottoms bottom 25:

100th Venus D’Lite: 1.25

99th Magnolia Crawford: 1.43

98th Penny Tration: 1.5

97th Jasmine Masters: 2.03

96th Serena ChaCha: 2.17

95th Sasha Belle: 2.4

94th Alisa Summers: 2.43

93rd Madame LaQueer: 2.47

92nd Rebecca Glasscock: 2.5

91st Pheonix: 2.53

90th Dax ExclamationPoint: 2.9

89th Milan: 3.07

88th Vivienne Pinay: 3.1

87th Honey Mahogany: 3.53

85th India Ferrah: 3.57

85th Kelly Mantle: 3.57

84th Tyra Sanchez: 3.69

83rd Jade Jolie: 3.8

82nd Kandy Ho: 3.87

80th Mimi Imfurst: 3.9

80th The Princess: 3.9

79th Mystique: 4

78th Akashia: 4.06

77th Kenya Michaels: 4.07

76th Sonique: 4.08

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don't know how sonique made it this high tbh. just as bland as any of the bottom 10. got time for all of mystique / akashia / kenya tho even if they were nothing gr8.
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75th Laganja Estranja: 4.13

Highest Scores: 9 (Simon, Leonardo, Cucumberella), 8.5 (Jimmy), 8 (152Chris)

Lowest Scores: -1 (Lukuzz, Joe, Kye), 0 (100), 1 (Davidson, Mackenzie)

 

Okay y'all, so let's talk. I get why Miss Laganja has so many low scores, I get she's kind of annoying, and very fake, etc etc; BUT for her to be 75th is waaaayyyyy too low! Like she is one of the most iconic queens that's ever been on Drag Race, and she brought soooo much to season 6 IMO. Like so many catchprases (most of which were already Alyssa's granted), and iconic moments. The disaster comedy, the pink wig, OKAAAAAAAYYYYY, YES GAWD, Props to ya mama, the Bianca Fued, THIS IS MY MOMENT!, I FEEL VERY ATTACKED!!!!1!!!, The I feel like you came for me rant at Adore; I'm sure there were more. To me, someone who gave that much to a season, shouldn't finish below half way. That's just my opinion anyway, like I said I do get the dislike towards her, but I would still liked to have seen her higher, even if she's kind of annoying. I'm sure her position in this rate will divide opinion as much as she herself does, and that's fair enough, and clearly more people felt she should finish low than high which is again very fair, but to me she's reality tv gold, and I love her for it.

 

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74th Naysha Lopez: 4.17

Highest Scores: 8 (Jimmy)

Lowest Scores: 0 (LexC), 2 (Mackenzie), 2.5 (Lukuzz), 3 (Martyn)

73rd Tempest DuJour: 4.23

Highest Scores: 9 (Cucumberella, Jimmy), 8 (100), 7 (Oliver)

Lowest Scores: 0 (LexC), 1 (Leonardo), 1.5 (Martyn), 2 (152Chris, Joe, Aled)

72nd Monica Beverly Hillz: 4.43

Highest Scores: 7 (Kye)

Lowest Scores: 0 (LexC), 1 (Leonardo), 3 (Mackenzie)

 

Another queen I'd have liked to have seen a little higher is one of my baes from season 8, Naysha Lopez. I think the general consensus for miss Naysha is naff-indifference, but idk why I really took a liking to her, but I did, and was one of my favourites from this season. Possibly the most beautiful queen to ever enter the workroom, I for one was sad to see her eliminated first, and was thrilled when she got brought back. Not that there was much point, as she was eliminated a week later, and didn't do much to up her standing amongst the fans. Her performances in all the challenges ranged from okay, to dreadful, she did however show us that she's got some style, as long as she doesn't have to make it herself with her cute disco runway in week 3, and fierce af neon runway in week 4. I also enjoyed both the lip syncs she was sent home in, the first for the iconically bad armography, and the second she did a great job, taking lip sync superstar Chi Chi to send her home. She's also only the second queen to fall on the runway (not on purpose as part of a skit), though she was on rollerskates, so she is forgiven. Love me some of the beauty :wub:

 

Then we have gone too soon Tempest. Tempest was the first queen eliminated in season 7, but unlike most (all) of the other first eliminated queens (except Shangela) she's actually done a pretty outstanding job of staying relevant. Tempest, most likely due to the fact that she stood up to Kandy Ho's age bashing, has become somewhat of a mini fan favourite which is remarkable really considering how little we saw of her on the show. She's quirky, she's funny, insanely loveable and I'd have loved to have seen her go further on drag race, and be higher in this rate, as I find insanely charming. Not to be though and despite getting quite a few really high scores, coupled with more really low ones we see her crash out in 73rd.

 

Finally we have 3rd eliminee from season 5, Monica Beverly Hills. Unfortunately I don't think any of us got to see what Monica really has to offer, or her best, due to her internal feelings on the show. After struggling in week 2, which would see her lip sync against Serena, Monica revealed she wasn't just a drag queen, she was also a transgendered woman. After the reveal she then slayed Serena in the lip sync, and I had hoped we would then get to see her blossom in the competition. Not to be though, as a very lackluster performance in the kids tv challenge she wound up in the bottom again, alongside Coco, who completely killed it, and regrettably sent Monica home. In terms of her performance here, I think she'd done pretty well, about where I'd have expected her to finish in 72nd, and while she didn't get as high if scores as Tempest, Naysha, or Laganja, she scored far fewer of the really low ones, which sees her finish above them.

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71st Delta Work: 4.67

Highest Scores: 8 (Leonardo, Oliver), 7.5 (Jimmy), 7 (Cucumberella)

Lowest Scores: -1 (Simon), 0 (152Chris, Martyn), 3 (Mackenzie)

70th Carmen Carrera: 4.73

Highest Scores: 9 (Oliver), 7 (Jimmy)

Lowest Scores: -1 (Martyn), 0 (Mackenzie), 3 (Joe, 152Chris)

69th Victoria ‘Porkchop’ Parker: 4.78

Highest Scores: 7 (152Chris, Jimmy)

Lowest Scores: 2 (LexC), 2.5 (Davidson)

 

In 71st we have the first of the Heathers to drop out, Delta Work. Delta got some decent scores here, getting 2 8s from Leonardo & Oliver, but coupled with just as many low scores, and a -1 from Simon, sees her average drop to a lowly 4.67. In terms of her impact on the show, her most memorable thing for me was being besties with winner Raja, and unnecessarily catty to Stacy. Her performances in the challenges were varied, high points were the cake couture week, and the exercise routine week; but flops in Snatch Game, the Queens in Outer Space challenge, and Comedy challenge, saw Delta lip sync three times (defeating Pheonix, and Mariah) and was ultimately knocked out by Manilla in week 7.

 

2 for 1! Another Heather bites the dust, as Carmen Carrera is eliminated straight after Delta. Similar to Delta, Carmen got some great scores, but way more low ones drag her average down. I liked Carmen at first, she was stunningly beautiful (still is now :drama: ) and seemed kind of adorable in the work room. My opinion of her did start to lessen over the course of the season however, as her being part of the Heathers showed her bitchier side, and I think she was kind of deluded about how good she was/thought she would win because she was sexy, when she always screamed high filler queen tbh. Carmen was the first queen ever to be brought back in the same season. not that I really get why, it's not that she was bad by any means, but there were far more interesting potential queens they could have brought back that season that might have given us something different *cough Mariah cough* we knew Carmen was gonna come back and wear a bikini. Lip sync to Paula Abdul against Raja remains one of my all time favs though.

 

And then there is the first queen ever eliminated from Drag Race. Coming in at 69 is Porkchop. I'm thrilled she's managed to finish this high, just for the simple reason that she is iconic, even if it is just for being eliminated first in season 1; like she feels like a part of gay history at this point. All I really remember of Porkchop on her episode was her stumbling all over the place in her lip sync to Supermodel, and looking a bit of a mess in her Drag on a Dime look. No matter though, being eliminated first was a blessing in disguise she continues to be relevant and loved in the drag race community where so many have not. :wub:

I feel people getting are getting voted out low here because they were slightly annoying and there's more to a drag queen than that. It depends if we're only rating based on the show alone but some of Mimi Imfurst's work outside the show (her Michelle Visage roast springs to mind) is hilarious, she's come a long way. And Laganja is definitely not a talentless 0 or a -1 even if she was annoying, the same goes for Tyra.

 

True, a queen has to be likeable but it doesn't null and void all their good.

I didn't take this as rating the queens on their talent. I rated as I liked and preferred them.

It's like rating songs or films. The people that made them are talented but you have a personal opinion on them and that influences your ratings heavily.

For example, I didn't give Laganja a -1 because I think she's talentless. I gave her a -1 because she annoys the f*ck out of me.

I love Ganj for all the wrong reasons, I don't know why I scored her so low!

 

I do rate on personality too though. Like, Tyra was OKAY, but is so hideous with her attitude. It's the CHARISMA and NERVE from the C U N T.

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TBF all 100 of them are amazing in their own right, otherwise they wouldn't have made it on the show :wub: So I think people have to put in some sort of their own persona criteria otherwise we'd end up with 100 queens with ridiculously high scores. They're all (well most) are talented :lol:

 

regarding Laganja, she was insufferable at times on the show, but I scored her based on the impact she had vs my personal feelings of her vs what she's doing now, hense my decent score, and liking to see her much higher, mainly because with the exception of Bianca, and maybe Adore, ganj had the biggest impact on the viewing of that season. But everyone's different in their opinions so :heart:

 

Expecting the next bunch of queens to divide on their positions as well :D predics?

 

ALSO! aiming to get up to 62nd posted today as everyone from 62nd upwards has an average of 5 or more, so predictions on who the 6 remaining queens with an average of below 5 are as well pls :P

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