Please help

Move to San Marino and your odds will increase at an alarming rate.

soz thats my plan

become disabled and welcome to Mother Russia

San Marino might be a good place to start. (I think)

become disabled and welcome to Mother Russia

geez okay trump

Check which countries allow non citizens represent them and try to win national contest.

but yeah i agree for going to san marino, poor hens are desperate for anything to make them look respected

Check which countries allow non citizens represent them and try to win national contest.

I know a few people who submitted their entries to the swiss nf. So yeah this is something to consider

A spare THREE HUNDRED GRAND and a call to SMRTV should do the trick babe