Posted April 3, 20178 yr Hi y'all, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of what was once a contest with filled with hope and joy...welcome to HEAT TWO of Buzzfest 2017. We have 7 songs are vastly differing quality for you to judge this week, they are: 01 - Mariette - A Million Years 1FMdZu0BzNQ Returning 2 years after coming third to Mans and his cgi friend and Jon Henrik and his tits, Mariette went as far as to have a wash and rock up to Melfest with a current sounding POP BOP. Sweden sent it straight to the final, with Buzzjack do the same? 02 - Roger Pontare - Himmel Och Hav qvb1r-35uQ0 Think Jabba the Hut doing karaoke dressed in a wizards costume and you're got the visual Roger treated us to. Sweden didn't quite take to this Middle Earth sounding number, but Buzzjack seemed a lot warmer to it on the night, will that be enough to see it progress? Probably. 03 - Etzia - Up FP-CT0x-68Q Etzia managed what so many have done before, she rocked up with an above average pop song and ruined it with the combined vocal range of a shrew with laryngitis and all the stage presence of water vapour. But when has Buzzjack ever let a little thing like nocals and a personality that makes polystyrene look like the next Gaga get in the way? 04 - Allyawan - Vart Har Du Vart 2Ra0qTrZdgk Bringing this tuneless heap of shit to a song contest is like bringing a daffodil to a gun fight. He was rightfully rewarded with last place on the night, will we follow suit? I can ONLY HOPE 05 - Dismissed - Hearts Align x9VT8Ta_on8 A bunch of queens singing pop rock? Certainly nothing new to the Melfest stage, how could it be with that songwriting team behind it, but one of the more surprising numbers of the night this minced its way all the way to AC, will it be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky again? 06 - Lisa Ajax - I Don't Give A VV8koS7ySnI Lisa provided one of the few truly great pop efforts of MF16 with her glorious 'My Heart Wants Me Dead', yes the only thing dead about it all was her behind the eyes but dammit that hook was killer. So in 2017 she wanted to prove what a mature adult she was by letting us all know just how little she cares about what we all think. She even went so far as to SWEAR. What a rebel. She was rewarded with AC on the night before once again making it to the final. Will her course be smoother here? 07 - Benjamin Ingrosso - Good Lovin' 7hsmXLpDWXo Son of satan's close personal friend Pernilla Wahlgren, Benjamin entered the contest as one of the hot favourites. Sadly when people saw his unfortunate chin they realised he was actually only a pity f***. The song is basic, cloying and dated but somehow sailed into the final coming second in the heat. I know some members here like this sort of thing, but then some members here also voted to leave the EU so we're a flawed community. So those are your 7 songs, but here they are again in a copy and paste friendly format: 01 - Mariette - A Million Years 02 - Roger Pontare - Himmel Och Hav 03 - Etzia - Up 04 - Allyawan - Vart Har Du Vart 05 - Dismissed - Hearts Align 06 - Lisa Ajax - I Don't Give A 07 - Benjamin Ingrosso - Good Lovin' Please PM YOUR VOTES TO ME BY SATURDAY AT 23:59(BST) using the time honoured format below: 12 - YOUR FAVOURITE 10 08 06 04 02 00 - Allyawan
April 4, 20178 yr I feel like I can make a difference in this heat :D Love all these songs bar Allyawan and Ingrosso
April 7, 20178 yr Author BUMPETY BUMP gays just over 36 hours to go and we still only have EIGHT votes
April 8, 20178 yr PREDIX DTF: Mariette, Lisa AC: Benjamin, Etzia 5: Roger 6: Dismissed 7: We all know who's coming last. But, considering there's a three-way tie for 3rd.. Roger could easily take out Etzia for 4th.
April 8, 20178 yr Oh I hope Dismissed can make the top 5, they were much more interesting than Etzia.
April 9, 20178 yr Author Results shall commence in around 15 minutes, if anyone is around feel free to make some PREDIX or whatevs
April 9, 20178 yr Author So, we shall begin with surely the most obvious qualifier in the heat, going DIREKT TIL FINAL..... It's MARIETTE
April 9, 20178 yr Author Now we've had our first success story of the night, time for our first casualty.... in last place scoring a whole TEN POINTS it's ALLYAWAN http://ng.se/sites/default/files/users/40849/80c64bb821b305b42c9a84fa875a8204.jpg
April 9, 20178 yr Author Time for some happy news again, this time winging their way to ANDRA CHANSEN we have satan's own loin fruit BENJAMIN INGROSSO, looking rather like he expected MORE
April 9, 20178 yr Mariette/Ajax top 2 pretty obvious here I'd say. Beyond that I can't say I'm particularly fussed.
April 9, 20178 yr Author Dropping out of the contest in 6th place, with 80 points, seventy points clear of last and only a few adrift of qualifying, we have.... ETZIA. Living proof that even gays are capable of being discerning once in a while. http://wiwibloggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Etzia-lyrics-text-Up-Melodifestivalen.jpg
April 9, 20178 yr Author Joining Mariette in the final is none other than... LISA AJAX, who very definitely does not care what you say at all in any way :) http://wiwibloggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Lisa-Ajax-I-Dont-Give-A-Melodifestivalen-lyrics-text.jpg
April 9, 20178 yr Author So that leaves a FIGHT between ROGER PONTARE and DISMISSED Which one will be going to AC and which will be heading home?
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