Welcome back Graham! :cheer:

 

Hope your dog's gums are ok soon Kelly. :D

Ew I'm sorry. But I laughed so hard at that. :rofl:

As distressing as it is. :(

:(

 

Thanks John my dog's gums will be just fine when I have her teeth removed. :)

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Flatcap

I'd get her put down personally but I don't like hurting cute little doggies even ones that get a kick out of devouring knickers.

 

Thanks John. :heart:

Edited May 6, 200718 yr by Flatcap

I've had her since I was 10 I'm not putting her down. :o :cry:

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Flatcap

10!

Wow that is a long time bless. :wub:

Can I adopt her?

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Flatcap

10!

Wow that is a long time bless. :wub:

Can I adopt her?

No you cannot. :P

 

She is a little old lady, 13 years of age, she is like my second child. :wub:

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Flatcap

Ahem. :smoke:

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Flatcap

Ahem. :smoke:

Well 5th child after you, the Pineapple and Robert. :rofl: :wub:

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Flatcap

Naturally I'm 2nd as I am the oldest and oh The Pineapple will be hitting her 18th next month. :cheer:

 

I'm so proud. :cry:

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Flatcap

Naturally I'm 2nd as I am the oldest and oh The Pineapple will be hitting her 18th next month. :cheer:

 

I'm so proud. :cry:

:o So soon. :wub:

 

She was saying Craig looked fit the other night so I showed her some vile sweaty pictures to turn her off. :lol:

Edited September 19, 200717 yr by Flatcap

Oh we've all wet our panties over Craig. :smoke:

Now I have my Martie. :wub:

And I'm like an animal in a trap I can't keep still I'm so excited about something happening in 6 days time. :smoke: :cheer:

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Flatcap

Try not sitting on top of the washing machine and maybe you'll be able to sit still. :smoke:

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Flatcap

Cheeky! :o

I had a war with the washing machine this morning, it drenched me. :cry:

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Flatcap

Cheeky! :o

I had a war with the washing machine this morning, it drenched me. :cry:

You can't use a washing machine though, can you? :lol:

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Flatcap

Oh I can so!

I have been alone for 3 whole days, I have to fend for myself. I mastered it, I just thought it had done and opened the door only to be swimming in soapy water. :( :rofl:

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Flatcap

Oh I can so!

I have been alone for 3 whole days, I have to fend for myself. I mastered it, I just thought it had done and opened the door only to be swimming in soapy water. :( :rofl:

Not for the first time I bet. :smoke:

 

I remember your Msn name a few weeks ago was something about not being able to use the washer. :lol:

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Flatcap

God that was ages ago!

I've been away for about a month! :lol:

 

I'm currently at my mummy's looking after my brother and sister overnight whilst the woman gets down to Erasure. She phoned me earlier in an orgasmic fit because she got her photograph taken with Andy Bell. :rofl:

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Flatcap

God that was ages ago!

I've been away for about a month :lol:

 

Im currently at my mummy's looking after my brother and sister overnight whilst the woman gets down to Erasure. She phoned me earlier in an orgasmic fit because she got her photograph taken with Andy Bell. :rofl:

Who? :lol:

 

Look after your little siblings bless them, teach them the basics of life. :smoke:

 

Be sure not to teach them how to use the washer though. :smoke: :lol:

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Flatcap

He's the lead singer of Erasure. :rofl: Yes sad that I know but my mum's obsessed with them. :(

They're the ones that teach me :rofl: how to be a chav. :rolleyes:

Edited September 19, 200717 yr by Flatcap

He's the lead singer of Erasure. :rofl: Yes sad that I know but my mum's obsessed with them. :(

They're the ones that teach me :rofl: how to be a chav. :rolleyes:

Oh how sweet. :smoke:

 

Yeah like my mother and her obsession with Cole from Charmed. :rofl: :blink:

Edited September 19, 200717 yr by Flatcap