WELL APPARENTLY, according to Bumblebrë, more people than ever are abandoing Spotify for Tidal. How might that help the Gagz, you might well ask? Well, let me EXPLAIN!!! Spotify is a bigger entity, which means that, by the laws of spacetime, it has a larger gravitational pull, being a massive body. That means it is harder for streams to escape its yuge gravitational pull. Many streams do not escape its gravity well at all oh my .gif :o Lots of streams do not escape the pull to get to the chart, to the ovium of the chart :( This is especially true for heavier and denser tracks, such as GaGa's, which are either full of real instrumentation and production, with yuge videos, which also add to the particle weight of the streams (SheiBe, EoG!, PI!, etc) , or full of cheese (Bloomin Nora, Judas, Guy, etc). This means that GaGa usually suffers from the gravity well ACR of Spotify :(

 

Now! On Tidal however, the streaming service is smaller, which means it has less of a gravitational drag on streams, and so they escape its pull and go right to the chart ovium and get counted towards a song's streamings!!!

 

HOWEVER! Some of you might be thinking, but Tidal is full of water, and hydrogen atoms are very light, so the streams might float right past the chart ovium. Furthermore, Tidal adds HELIUM atoms to ha hits to get them to rise even higher and faster to the ovium, at the risk of them flying out into space :( Not to worry, as GaGa's heavy infusion of cheese or real instrumentation particles will balance that out, meaning a perfectly controlled rise into the charts!!! Usually, the weight of the tracks goes against it on Spotify, making many streams too heavy to escape the gravity well. On Tidal, however, it works the opposite way!!!!! :D Except GREAT RHINGE from Tidal GaGa's streamd this year, great things!!!

 

Maybe she won't be dropped after all and maybe even super heavy stream Bloomin Nora, from all the cheesy weight, will even manage to HIT THE CHARTS!!! :o But it will take about a week more for these new Tidal effects to be seen tbh :o That is how long it will take for their rise to the chart ovium to be seen

 

You heard it here first x

I feel like I need to take some medication after reading that

It's not my fault ma fingers are too fat for an android keypad!!!! :angry: :angry:

Sooo are you saying that Alice would do well on Tidal if it was a single?

I hope Bloody Mary SLAYS when the Christmas songs clear out!

Sooo are you saying that Alice would do well on Tidal if it was a single?

 

Yas, exactly yas!!!!

Oh my at that news Meekul! :o thanks for the update. #teamtidal

Need to start using Tidal now!

US Pop Radio

 

49 40 LADY GAGA Bloody Mary 852 277 575 3.044

 

+34 Spins

-43 Bullet

+0.085 Audience

@1606653205508771843

 

Still #1 on Shazam globally - soon a month there

Spotify Global

 

58. (-8) Bloody Mary: 2.395.127

 

Great numbers 2 days before Christmas!

 

Would be #31 without Christmas songs. There were also couple of new entries.

What a smash :cry:

All thanks to Tidal :cheeseblock:

Spotify Global on Christmas Eve

 

112. (-44) Bloody Mary: 2.146.208

 

Didn't stay in top 100 after all... top ten did 10 million.

Edited December 25, 20222 yr by Sour Candy

:arrr: eek!

I think it's fine if it stays above 2 million through Christmas although not looking too good for tomorrow which is the biggest streaming day in the US and UK.

US Pop radio

 

46 39 LADY GAGA Bloody Mary 888 403 485 3.142

 

+36 Spins

-90 Bullet

+0.098 Audience

Would be #30 without Christmas songs on Spotify so very steady!

Ok that's good to know then. It'd be typical if it did start to drop as soon as the Xmas songs fall out too

1,831,030 streams on Christmas day *_*