Morning all ^_^

Morning all ^_^

Good morning to you, but mine is beyond any hope of repair :(

Good morning to you, but mine is beyond any hope of repair :(

 

Oh dear :cry:

 

Actually, mine hasn't been a great morning tbh.. i'd rather have woken up this afternoon -_-

Hi Michael ^_^

 

Tryon, what's wrong? :o

Hi Michael ^_^

 

Tryon, what's wrong? :o

 

'Ello ^_^

 

Was wanting to go out and actually do stuff today again, but

A- S'cloudy :(

B- No-one's out :(

C- Got stuff to do here :(

'Ello ^_^

 

Was wanting to go out and actually do stuff today again, but

A- S'cloudy :(

B- No-one's out :(

C- Got stuff to do here :(

Precisely my problem :(

 

Precisely my problem :(

 

Was nice yesterday, hence why I wasn't online at all. But, as is always the case in Sunderland, the sunshine never lasts more than a day at a time :(

 

Anyway, how's Andre lately? :D

Oh dear :cry:

 

Actually, mine hasn't been a great morning tbh.. i'd rather have woken up this afternoon -_-

It has been truly terrible :cry:

 

Hi Michael ^_^

 

Tryon, what's wrong? :o

TYRON :angry:

 

Basically, my Mum's obsession with MCR has grown to the point where she's flying out to Cologne today to see them and then Paris tomorrow, leaving me alone (:funky:!). She had to get up at 4 this morning to catch a flight from Gatwick - check in finished at 7:20 and the plane took off at 8

 

So what does she do? Well, she left at 5:30, after pestering me for my iPod and Book 13 in the Series of Unfortunate Events, and I go to bed at about 5:45 ^_^

 

To be woken up at 6:45 with her asking distraught who's passport is in the kitchen. The silly cow had taken mine! :rolleyes: I had to try and rush to Waterloo and get to Victoria in time for the Gatwick Express which left at 7 to get her her passport by 7:30 - a near impossible feat, considering I was screaming down the phone at her half-dressed at 6:50 -_-

 

To make things worse, the sarky tw@t at the ticket office in Waterloo tried to charge me an extra pound for my ticket to Victoria, and when I told him I didn't have the money to pay the extra pound (otherwise I wouldn't have been able to afford the Gatwick Express) he rolled his eyes in a CLEAR attempt to look cool in front of his female colleague and said it meant nothing to him. Then I lost it, seeing as it was 6:55 by then. I called him an oleaginous c*nt and said that I didn't have time for this sh!t and that I had to get the stupid b!tch her passport by 7:30 and that he wasn't helping things by being an arrogant c*nt :D I also threatened to tear off his bollocks, which may have helped things :lol: Well, honestly :( I was only on about an hour's sleep :cry:

 

So, I only got my train from Waterloo at 7, and I knew I was doomed because the Gatwick Express takes half an hour so there was no chance they'd let my Mum through now :( I only just made the Gatwick Express, and dosed myself off my head on Diet Coke :lol: I got to Gatwick to find out that I may as well not have hurried as they refused to let her in exactly after 7:20, so I shouldn't have run to the Gatwick Express. She now has to wait for the next plane from Gatwick at 18:05 which lands at 20:30 (German time) when the concert begins at 9 :lol: But it is SLIGHTLY forgiveable because she bought me breakfast and I got a free Get Out Of Jail Free card from her (read: promise of bail if I ever need it :rofl:).

 

Still haven't had anymore sleep, but I have enough caffeine in my veins to probably keep me going a few days :rofl:

Was nice yesterday, hence why I wasn't online at all. But, as is always the case in Sunderland, the sunshine never lasts more than a day at a time :(

 

Anyway, how's Andre lately? :D

Fine thanks :D Spent the whole of yesterday filling up my zen :lol:

 

It has been truly terrible :cry:

TYRON :angry:

 

Basically, my Mum's obsession with MCR has grown to the point where she's flying out to Cologne today to see them and then Paris tomorrow, leaving me alone (:funky:!). She had to get up at 4 this morning to catch a flight from Gatwick - check in finished at 7:20 and the plane took off at 8

 

So what does she do? Well, she left at 5:30, after pestering me for my iPod and Book 13 in the Series of Unfortunate Events, and I go to bed at about 5:45 ^_^

 

To be woken up at 6:45 with her asking distraught who's passport is in the kitchen. The silly cow had taken mine! :rolleyes: I had to try and rush to Waterloo and get to Victoria in time for the Gatwick Express which left at 7 to get her her passport by 7:30 - a near impossible feat, considering I was screaming down the phone at her half-dressed at 6:50 -_-

 

To make things worse, the sarky tw@t at the ticket office in Waterloo tried to charge me an extra pound for my ticket to Victoria, and when I told him I didn't have the money to pay the extra pound (otherwise I wouldn't have been able to afford the Gatwick Express) he rolled his eyes in a CLEAR attempt to look cool in front of his female colleague and said it meant nothing to him. Then I lost it, seeing as it was 6:55 by then. I called him an oleaginous c*nt and said that I didn't have time for this sh!t and that I had to get the stupid b!tch her passport by 7:30 and that he wasn't helping things by being an arrogant c*nt :D I also threatened to tear off his bollocks, which may have helped things :lol: Well, honestly :( I was only on about an hour's sleep :cry:

 

So, I only got my train from Waterloo at 7, and I knew I was doomed because the Gatwick Express takes half an hour so there was no chance they'd let my Mum through now :( I only just made the Gatwick Express, and dosed myself off my head on Diet Coke :lol: I got to Gatwick to find out that I may as well not have hurried as they refused to let her in exactly after 7:20, so I shouldn't have run to the Gatwick Express. She now has to wait for the next plane from Gatwick at 18:05 which lands at 20:30 (German time) when the concert begins at 9 :lol: But it is SLIGHTLY forgiveable because she bought me breakfast and I got a free Get Out Of Jail Free card from her (read: promise of bail if I ever need it :rofl:).

 

Still haven't had anymore sleep, but I have enough caffeine in my veins to probably keep me going a few days :rofl:

Sorrrrrry, there's such thing as TPYO you know :angry:

 

And wow, that's a bad morning :o Nothing that eventful ever happens to me :(

Sorrrrrry, there's such thing as TPYO you know :angry:

 

And wow, that's a bad morning :o Nothing that eventful ever happens to me :(

 

M'i soryr :(

 

The bad morning was ALMOST made up for by the look on the tw@t's face after I exploded on him :rofl:

M'i soryr :(

 

The bad morning was ALMOST made up for by the look on the tw@t's face after I exploded on him :rofl:

You did what? :huh: Tyron, you should learn to control yourself :mellow:

 

He was probably a very attractive sarky ticket office t***, but that's no excuse :kink:

You did what? :huh: Tyron, you should learn to control yourself :mellow:

 

He was probably a very attractive sarky ticket office t***, but that's no excuse :kink:

I meant it FIGURATIVELY :smoke:

 

He was vaguely attractive, but his hair was as greasy as a backstreet chippie, which is why I called him oleaginous :funky: Doubt he knew what it meant :(

 

It was worth it though :cheer: I expect to need to use my Get Out Of Jail Free card soon :kink:

You got your eye on a sheep you can rape have you? :(

You got your eye on a sheep you can rape have you? :(

:blink:

 

You've lost me, the connection to my post was...? :unsure:

:blink:

 

You've lost me, the connection to my post was...? :unsure:

Is it not illegal to have sex with animals where you come from? :blink:

Is it not illegal to have sex with animals where you come from? :blink:

I was referring to my verbal assault on the tw@t as the reason for needing my Get Out Of Jail Free card :smoke:

I was referring to my verbal assault on the tw@t as the reason for needing my Get Out Of Jail Free card :smoke:

Oh -_-

...

 

Okay, I officially certify this convo as WEIRD :blink: :wacko:

...

 

Okay, I officially certify this convo as WEIRD :blink: :wacko:

Blame the Slickywickywahwah and get on MSN :funky:

Blame the Slickywickywahwah and get on MSN :funky:

 

:blink: 'Kaaaaay then