You really like this song and give it #95 :rofl:

Can't wait to see what you'll write for top 10 :dance:

Wow, this really should be fun!!! :dance:

 

I can't wait for top 10 also! :yahoo:

 

King Of Bloke And Bird could be a bit up. ^_^

You really like this song and give it #95 :rofl:

Can't wait to see what you'll write for top 10 :dance:

 

Of course, Robbie has far more than 100 songs that I really like

 

It was sooooooo hard to bring it down to only 100. :wacko:

 

 

Hey, I'm admiring you how you managed to do top 100 ;)

92. Rudebox
Released: (Rudebox album + single)

Well this may shock a few people as it was a lead single off an album, but I have never loved this song. I have tried, I really did, but never loved it. At first I described it as "a pile of $h!t" as Jup is always reminding me. :P But it has grown on me after many many listens, but is my least fave single after Something Stupid. I do not dislike it anymore, but it is quite embaressing and if Rob had've released a different song as the lead single I reken the album would've been alot more succesful. People are constatly getting the album and this song mixed up due to them having the same name which is most annoying as most of the songs on the album are miles better.

Anyway, this song was described "the worst song in music history" by Ms Newton from the Sun and called a "flop" by the Mirror yet it reached #1 in loads of countries and was the best selling single accross Europe for a number of weeks. :blink:

The lyrics are very clever but also very silly :lol:

It is FAR better live then on cd imo. Here is is from Brazil :dance:

Rudebox

Do the rudebox, Shake your rudebox
Do the rudebox, Shake your rudebox

Ok then back to basics grab your shell toes and your fat laces
A little hand clap for some funk faces and make your body move in the following places
goes up your back and then down your spine and when it hits your head…

Ok then back to baseheads dance like you just won at the special Olympics I got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship, so sick I just had to take it
The R.U.D.E.B.O.X. up yer jacksy, split yer kecks sing a song of semtex, pocket full of durex body full of mandrex. Are we gonna have sex (yes) will you wear your knee socks (ohh) back to the rudebox

Got this double fantasy where we just never stop, ive got one design and that’s to funk you to the top. Know whats on my mind there’s only one thing you will find, I got one design and that’s to bump you til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Ok then back to spaceship, take both pills f*** the matrix
Jack those jills shake your Playtex rock 3 stripes not the asics
A.D.I.D.A.S old school cos it’s the best – yes
Tk max cost less yes
Jackson looks a mess bless

Ok then what to do, if you try to jack me ill rudebox you, if you rudebox me ill rudebox your whole crew cos its what I do aint that right boo – true

I’ll ride with you if you can get me to the border cos the sheriff’s after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this – you did it like that – I love it when you double clap clap

Got this double fantasy where we just never stop, ive got one design and that’s to funk you to the top. Know whats on my mind there’s only one thing you will find, I got one design and that’s to bump you til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Ok then check the tan line, make your body shake like you’ve stood on a landmine call me on my mobile not the landline and the jack the mainline at the same time

Ok this is what we do, got a jam so fresh its nice for you
Ok give it what you got and dial 808 for the bass to drop
Ok then whats the fracas grab your cardy your lead hat and your bus pass you don’t sweat much for a fat lass grab your rudebox cos your box is righteous

Ok bum rush the show I got high speed dubbing on my stereo and all the tunes in the box are the cherrio, I know I told you before, did you hear me though

Got this double fantasy where we just never stop, ive got one design and that’s to funk you to the top. Know whats on my mind there’s only one thing you will find, i got one design and that’s to bump you til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox

#94 for Rudebox... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Josh will be pleased :rofl:

Scotty dont ever stop doing this thread, im really digging it!! :funky:

I love 'rudebox' and i have to listen to it at least once a day lol,

i can get 6 cds in my cd player in the car, and 5 of them are robbie lol!! :D

I also love 'king of bloke' too, its on one of them!

I dont have something stupid on cd but i like it a lot too, it reminds me

of the songs my mom loves...its from her day! :)

Anyway I'll try not to put my two cents in anymore in this thread,

CHACUN A SON GOUT! :)

Edited February 23, 200718 yr by Supreme

91. Me & My Monkey
Released: 2002 (Escapology album)

A truely bizzare song about Robbie and a monkey on a wild trip to Las Vegas. Rob and only Rob could write such a witty song, all about a bloody monkey. :lol: The music to this song is fantastic also, but it is a bit too long (over 7 minutes). It is brilliant live though.

Here is is from Knebworth. :yahoo:



And from the Abbey Road gig

There was me and my monkey
And with his dungarees and rollerblades smoking filter tips
Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet black Chevrolet
He had the soft-top down (he liked the wind in his face)
He said 'Son, you ever been to Vegas?' I said 'no'
He said 'that's where we're gonna go - you need a change of pace'
And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs
He said 'I left my wallet in El Segondo' and proceeded to take two grand of mine
We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel
Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my monkey as well?
He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said
'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir, then we've got a monkey bed!'


Me and my monkey
With a dream and a gun
I'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone
Me and my monkey
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
Trying to understand why he did what he did
Why he did what he did


We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor
We had a room up top with the panoramic views like nothing you'd ever seen
before
He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke
He ran his little monkey fingers through yellow pages
Called up escort services and ordered some okey doke
Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door
In walked this big bad ass baboon into my bedroom with three monkey whores
'Hi! My name is Sunshine - these are my girls
Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah, they'll rock your world'
So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun
Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain sing about lithium
There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine
'What's up? You'd better get your ass in here boy, your monkey's having too
much of a good time!'


Me and my monkey
Drove in search of the sun
Me and my monkey
Don't point that gun at anyone
Me and my monkey
Like Billy The Kid
Trying to understand why he did what he did
Why he did what he did


Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the monkey was high
Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died
We left before encores, he couldn't sit still
Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill
We went to play black-jack, kept hitting twenty three
Couldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring at me
Or was it my monkey? I couldn't be sure
It's not like you'd never seen a monkey in rollerblades and dungarees before
Now don't test my patience 'cause we're not about to run
That's a bad ass monkey boy and he's packing a gun
'My name is Rodriguez', he says with death in his eye
'I've been chasing you for a long time amigos, and now your monkey's gonna die!'

Me and my monkey
Drove in search of the sun
Me and my monkey
We don’t wanna kill no Mexican
But we got ten itchy fingers
One thing to declare
When the monkey is high
You do not stare
You do not stare
You do not stare

Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican standoff here boy
huh...
And I ain’t about to run
Put your gun down boy
huh huh...
How did I get mixed up with this f***ing monkey anyhow?

:lol:

 

i wonder how high Radio could be :o

 

 

I dont know, but monkeys one of my top 20! :rolleyes:

:lol:

 

i wonder how high Radio could be :o

 

When did I say it was even in the top 100 :rofl:

Supreme! surely Radio gets a top 20!!! :o

 

:P

yes radio is in my top 15 for sure, are you kidding?!? :wub:

Edited February 23, 200718 yr by Supreme

I am not kidding. Radio quite possibly missed the top 100. :o

 

 

When did I say it was even in the top 100 :rofl:

 

i know :rofl:

 

you´ll never do that

:huh: :huh: :huh:

yes radio is in my top 15 for sure, are you kidding?!? :wub:

 

 

scotty doesn´t like Radio :lol:

 

i love the vid :wub:

No, I like it when performed live :wub: