We need somewhere to pour out our thoughts and moods :lol:

LMAO.

This is the exact same name I just posted as a suggestion in the GA forum :rofl:

 

How sexy.

we are definitely on the same wavelength :cool:

I think we should play all sorts of games in here B)

How about. Person who can include the most Avril songs in a sentence? muhaha

 

Just watch me.

So today I went to this shoe shop and bought some sexy new leather boots made by the company Losing Grip. But the Complicated thing is like I sorta couldn't tie the laces properly so I asked some Sk8ter Boi to help me and he said the boots were retarded like a child that had been slapped in the head with an iron and I said 'yeh I'm With You can I borrow your Mobile?'.

 

He said I don't have one, I live on the streets cos I'm Unwanted but Tomorrow if I'm lucky I may be put down and fed to some Jews in Texas. I said 'Jews live in Texas now? :o'

He said yeh they're Anything But Ordinary aren't they? Do you want to have sex with me in a back alley?

I said erm sugar that kinda falls under the Things I'll Never Say catergory but in My World I guess I could spare you my body for a few minutes but hear me now cos like I'm Nobody's Fool kapush? You better use protection.

He was taken aback and said WHY SHOULD I DUMPLING?

I said cos I dontw ant your sweaty homeless boy aids b**ch is That Too Much To Ask? Now shut up and let's get Naked.

 

The next day my goldfish Humpfrey died of a brain tumor and I was distraught. I didn't think I could live - I went honey nut loopy and screamed TAKE ME AWAY so me and my baby can be Together.

My mum said hush he was only a pet.

I screamed now you cow Don't Tell Me he was just a pet because he wasn't - I loved him and I feel pain. So I slapped her round her face and screamed How Does it Feel now b**ch?

 

 

I ran to Shrek's house because he had this special dust that could give me My Happy Ending but I knocked liek 5000 times and I thought f*** Nobody's Home. It began to rain and I was just lying there in bits Forgotton - Who Knows what might have happened to my demented carcass if some liquified stranger hadn't come and saved me.

But as he water he just Fall To Pieces and I Freak Out at dying people - it scares me so I Slipped Away whilst he was choking in his own Phlegm and made my mummy buy me a new goldfish because guess what babies - I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT.

 

I've never like had a Girlfriend - but The Best Damn Thing to ever get Under My Skin was a 20 month year old wallaby named Mazookah. I Can Do Better than some braindead blonde bimbo when I have Mazooka so Get Over It cos I Don't Give A Damn about you people - Im just like living here in time and space and When You're Gone I will smile and slowly Let Go.

i think Graham desrves brownie points for the effort there :wub:

It deserves to be framed Matthew. :angry:

Just wait until you seee my next challenge - FIND MATT'S HAPPY ENDING B)

Love the name :wub: :P

 

Love,

Kirsty xx

Hi beeyotches! :hi: :D

It deserves to be framed Matthew. :angry:

Just wait until you seee my next challenge - FIND MATT'S HAPPY ENDING B)

 

sounds intriguing :heart:

Great name again :lol:

 

I think it's tied with Girls Aloud's INC for best name :o

Great name again :lol:

 

I think it's tied with Girls Aloud's INC for best name :o

 

:lol:

Hello my lovelies. :smoke:

I got a bit smoshed last night but I have an interview today <_<

 

How are we all?

Edited February 22, 200718 yr by Graham

Hello my lovelies. :smoke:

I got a bit smoshed last night but I have an interview today <_<

 

How are we all?

 

i'm good ta

 

how t'was the interview seeming as most of the day has passed now

i'm good ta

 

how t'was the interview seeming as most of the day has passed now

 

 

I think I snagged it.

She was really impressed with my CV and qualifications and she's sending them to the two companies so hopefully one of them will bag me up.

It's an apprenticeship in Business Administration ya see B)

 

How was your day?

should be fixed for all those evil people who use Internet Explorer :P

Works in all browsers for me.

 

FF, IE7 and Opera.

Works in all browsers for me.

 

FF, IE7 and Opera.

 

just fixed it myself :lol: :P

I use Firefox :lol:

Can see them now - very nice <3

I use Firefox :lol:

Can see them now - very nice <3

 

:o someone with sense :D what version?