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Of course. ^_^

I just think your lust for me is causing you to STALK.

Shame on you. :smoke:

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You caught me out :(

 

Damn you and your evil psychic powers :(

I just asked Mystic Meg - she used to be my personal scrubber I'll have you know.

We should do a fly on the wall documentary to help Andre find a man. Just because I'm bored as a can of tuna at a state fair.

I just asked Mystic Meg - she used to be my personal scrubber I'll have you know.

We should do a fly on the wall documentary to help Andre find a man. Just because I'm bored as a can of tuna at a state fair.

Your level of randomness is just WEIRD :(

 

And Andre does not wish to be the subject of a fly on the wall documentary :angry: Not until my exams are over anyway :kink:

I know I'm weird. That brains and looks thread made me laugh - I don't have either :( I'm just weird. :kink:

 

Welllllllll I'm sure if I whafted a six figure sum in front of your face you'd travel the slums of BuzzJack to find yourself the perfect man.

It can be like Blind Date and I will be Cilla - I will get Kelly involved too - she loves a spot of meddling in other people's affairs. :teresa:

I know I'm weird. That brains and looks thread made me laugh - I don't have either :( I'm just weird. :kink:

 

Welllllllll I'm sure if I whafted a six figure sum in front of your face you'd travel the slums of BuzzJack to find yourself the perfect man.

It can be like Blind Date and I will be Cilla - I will get Kelly involved too - she loves a spot of meddling in other people's affairs. :teresa:

:lol: :lol:

 

I feel bad for spamming :( Let's CONTINUE.

 

Why do I only have Buzzjack men to choose from? :manson:

You should just move these posts to our INC then it's not spam. :lol:

You do have the power after all. :kink:

 

Well I can't travel the world with you now can I? So you'll erm have to take your pick off the elegant batch lurking around this beautiful site...... :manson:

You should just move these posts to our INC then it's not spam. :lol:

You do have the power after all. :kink:

 

Well I can't travel the world with you now can I? So you'll erm have to take your pick off the elegant batch lurking around this beautiful site...... :manson:

Done :kink:

 

There's a batch of good prospects on here? That many? :lol: This site is made up of mainly three groups of people:

 

1) Good-looking, slutty posters who care mostly about sex and HAIR.

2) Underconfident people who care about sex but LIE.

3) People above the age of 18 :lol:

 

None of the above are suitable Grahamness :(

Done :kink:

 

There's a batch of good prospects on here? That many? :lol: This site is made up of mainly three groups of people:

 

1) Good-looking, slutty posters who care mostly about sex and HAIR.

2) Underconfident people who care about sex but LIE.

3) People above the age of 18 :lol:

 

None of the above are suitable Grahamness :(

 

 

Sorry I was making a long topic in Chart chat about my nasal hair. :teresa:

 

 

[1] They'd cheat on you though. Haha I don't feel good enough for those sort of people and my hair is sexy.

 

[2] Who is underconfident and cares about sex and lies? :o

 

[3] Nothing wrong with an older man Andre :smoke:

Sorry I was making a long topic in Chart chat about my nasal hair. :teresa:

[1] They'd cheat on you though. Haha I don't feel good enough for those sort of people and my hair is sexy.

 

[2] Who is underconfident and cares about sex and lies? :o

 

[3] Nothing wrong with an older man Andre :smoke:

1) Exactly, not good. :lol:

2) I was generalising :kink:

3) What I meant was, all people on here above the age of 18 are mature enough not to even mention sex. So if hypothetically we were to find a man on here, he wouldn't be above the age of 18 - hence he would fall into categories 1) or 2).

 

And I've just realised this has become a little too indepth for my liking :( :lol:

I'm sorry - I'm just confused. :(

Don't write big paragraphs that involve me having to absorb information and understand it - gets me everytime. :lol:

 

It has nothing to do with sex does it? I never mentioned sex :rofl:

 

I'm sorry - I'm just confused. :(

Don't write big paragraphs that involve me having to absorb information and understand it - gets me everytime. :lol:

 

It has nothing to do with sex does it? I never mentioned sex :rofl:

No I did :rofl:

 

Don't worry. I need to go now so I'll stop writing information for you to absorb :lol:

I'll have to crawl off and recover for next time then I guess.

More exchausting then the actual sex is this grammatical foreplay of yours Andre. :(

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3) What I meant was, all people on here above the age of 18 are mature enough not to even mention sex. So if hypothetically we were to find a man on here, he wouldn't be above the age of 18 - hence he would fall into categories 1) or 2).

 

Sex :kink:

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