Unknown:

 

Title say's it all

 

3.5 out of 5

Fracture -

 

A solid Legal Thriller...

 

6/10

Reno 911: Miami

 

Bring Back Police Academy

 

1/5

Next

 

Title says it all....

 

4/10

Straightheads

 

Straightahead to another film!!!!

 

-6 out of 5

Straightheads

 

Poor man's "Straw Dogs"

 

2/10

 

(it only gets the 2 because of Gillian Anderson really, she makes the film bearable....)

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/3355/posters/poster1.jpg

 

Goya's Ghosts:

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/Spanish_Inquisition_(Monty_Python).jpg

 

Excretes the Spanish Inquisition :lol: !!!

 

4/10

the reeping:

 

Hillary'S wank horror film :lol:

 

3/10

that Nelson Mandela film with President Palmer off 24:

 

Special AKA Quite Average

 

3 (Nelson Mandelaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!) out of 5

Lovewrecked:

castaways survive off cheese

 

2.5/5

Paradise Lost / Turistas

 

= Wish You Weren't Here

 

1/5

 

 

Wedding Daze (or whatever it might be called in the States, American Pie 92 perhaps??)

 

= It's Not Just Kosher

 

0/5

Paradise Lost 3/5

The Hitcher remake 3.5/5

Paradise Lost 3/5

The Hitcher remake 3.5/5

 

this is actually a game (the guardian used to do it and there's a few sites a well)

 

for example the F4 movie can be reviewed like this (all from the four word site)

 

Passing off The Torch.

 

Surf's way, way up.

 

Four 2. Forced too.

 

Quick-silver surf product.

 

Galactus hungry four planets.

 

Rise Four Silver Surfer.

 

Silver Surfer makes five.

 

2nd 4, + 1.

 

Silver Surfer surfaces, surfs.

 

Space snuffs Torch's flame.

 

Thing, Torch swap powers.

 

Second Four more Fantastic.

 

 

 

 

 

Vacancy

 

Bit better than most

 

5.5/10

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry if I don't do it right but here it goes.

 

Bridge to Terabithia

 

those kids are psychos....=/

 

0.1 out of 5

Sorry if I don't do it right but here it goes.

 

Bridge to Terabithia

 

those kids are psychos....

 

0.1 out of 5

 

Fun thats completely right, thats a good one it made me laugh!!! you've got the idea of the game

Fun thats completely right, thats a good one it made me laugh!!! you've got the idea of the game

 

lol thanks. its true. have you ever seen that movie? if you havent, you're lucky. =]

The Jerk

 

7/10

 

Nothing remarkable or groundbreaking but it was a solid comical movie.

The Jerk

 

7/10

 

Nothing remarkable or groundbreaking but it was a solid comical movie.

 

11 words

Evan Almighty:

 

Jesus, this is boring!!!

 

2 out of 5 stars