Got to the second paragragh and decided to stop reading. Could'nt be arsed. Such jealeasy by some old pathetic b**ch, the usual. :rolleyes:

 

Btw, I got a reply from the 3AM bitches from an email I sent them the other day, it was a polite enough email, but I thought I would send it quite a few times just to p*** them off, for a laugh and got this in reply. :rofl:

 

Thanks Robbie,

heard you lound and clear first time, not need to send us another 100 emails.

 

Best,

 

:rofl: Bless them. :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

What was in your E-Mail Potty?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

What was in your E-Mail Potty?

 

This was it from a few days ago when they put him on the front page saying he was c**p, very patronising I know, but I could'nt help myself, and I am so pleased that they actually read it. :lol:

 

Hi, lads, opps, sorry I mean ladies, could'nt really make it out there for a moment. Had to put my glasses on. Bless...

 

Would just like to congradulate you on officially being the most incompetent, repetetive and childlike writing journalists I have ever encountered. You even make Victoria Newton seem somewhat creadible and original. A simply wonderful achivement that truely deserves some recognition.

 

I do wonder where you two went to be educated though, you have whofully embaressing english and it is a very sad day in British journalism that such ignorance is allowed to be printed. Very sad indeed....

 

Just a few tips for you both:

 

1.Try to avoid using quotes from nearly 6 months ago. It really is rather embaressing don't you agree???

 

2. Try to actually construct a creadible article for once. Each time I read one of your articles regarding Robbie Williams, it feels like I am just re-reading the same old paragraph over and over, but with a few minor changes and a different headline and more vindictive. Its like writing an essay & repeating the same paragraph over & over again beacuse you cannot think of anything else to write about. Have you caught yourselvs up in a time warp & can't move on from the same old story? Really is beyond lazy, but at the time time quite amusing, how you two seem to be incapable of actually using your intellegence to write something original, but on second thoughts, maybe you just don't have it upstairs. Hmm, I do wonder....

 

3.Oh and have you actually listened to 'Rudebox' more than once or even once at all? If you had you would'nt describe it as a 'hip-hop album'. Or perhaps you two not only lack to ability to write an actual intellegent article without recycling the same old story endlessly but you lack the ability to even know what cataory to describe music in. It is an elctro/dance album with some songs with Robbie talking like he said himself. Hardly hip-hop now is is? Deary me, you two should have your own TV program your stupidity is simply astounding to say the least.

 

3. Also, journalism is not meant to be constant personal attacks you do know this don't you? Perhaps not, you don't seem to be awfully bright. You hatred towards Robbie Williams is simply laughable and I'm sure he pittys you both. I mean you are just unbelievably desperate to put him down that you have to use quotes from 6 months ago. Really really laughable.

 

4. In regards to Rudebox flopping, again your stupidity is amazing. It was incase you are unaware the biggest selling album of 2006 by a solo artist outside the USA. It reached #1 in 14 countries and sold nearly 3.5 million, which by the way it well over TWICE the amount Take That's album sold and 5 times more outside the UK, just incase you are as diabolical at Maths as you are your job. Also did you know She's Madonna is currently #1 in the European airplay charts? Yep, thats right, it's the most popular track in all of Europe. How about printing that?? No thought not because A) It is an actual thruthfull fact (which is something that is not welcome in your colunm) and B) It is positive.

 

Also I'm sure you will be delighted to know that Robbie has been voted the most inspirational artist for upcoming musicians in the UK.

 

 

Do rap up, Eva and Caroline, it really is getting boring!

:lol:

From music.einnews.com

 

Jacko to duet with Robbie?

01-04-07

POP KING AND PRINCE TO TEAM UP

 

Fallen pop king Michael Jackson will duet with British pop star Robbie Williams we can exclusively reveal.

 

Jacko, who is desperately trying to revive his career, sensationally approached Williams to work together. The Thriller' star believes it will help kick start his career. A source told us “Robbie is such a huge star around the world, and Michael is aware of this. He firmly believes a duet will help get his music career back on track.â€

 

Michaels management have contacted Robbies to see what he thinks and the former Take That star is said to be very keen on the idea. A source said “Robbie expressed a lot of interest in working with Michael. He has a lot of respect for him and sees it as a wonderful opportunity.â€

 

It is unclear as to whether the two singers will write a new song together though, a cover of an Eminem song is a possibility.

From the Mumbai Daily Advertiser 01.04.07

 

 

King of Pop and Prince of Pop to Duet

 

Michael Jackson and English pop singer Robbie Williams are to record a duet together. It is believed the former 'King of Pop' is desperately trying to resurrect his career in Europe whilst the Ex-Take That singer hopes to break America.

 

'It's a match made in heaven' said a music biz insider from Peru.

 

Snag

 

The only snag is that Jackson is refusing to leave Neverland because one of his pet giraffes is currently unwell. No-one therefore knows when the duet will be recorded.

 

Simon Cowell is earmarked to produce the sure-fire hit, rumoured to be a cover of Eminem's 'Stan'.

I really cannot believe this :o

Well one red flag is Michael isn't at Neverland anymore...it's for sale and has been empty since he left for Saudi Arabia!

Yes it was an april fools :P

 

But MJ has been living in Vegas since Christmas, so it is'nt too far fetched that he re-openened Neverland. ^_^ It is a shame though that he feels he can't live there anymore, so much work and money went into it all. <_<