Posted April 13, 200619 yr Hello class! Nicola, are you chewing? Bring it here. Right, settle down. Who is the cleverest amongst your bunch? All: Kimberley Kimberely: No I'm not! Sarah: You went to Uni! Nicola did really well at school. Nicola: I got all my exams but didn't do A-Levels 'cause I literally left school and joined Girls Aloud. Cheryl: I dropped out. I'm a drop out! Oh dear. Well, let's see what you can remember from History lessons. We'll start with an easy one. What year did the Battle of Hastings take place? Kimberley: 1066. Cheryl: No, ya idiot! Sarah: That's Waterloo, isn't it? Kimberley: It's Hastings. I don't know anything else about it though. So you can't tell us who the battle was between? Kimberley: Normandy? Sarah: Was Napoleon there? No. He couldn't make it. It was William The Conquerer of Normandy and King Harold II of England. Not to worry. Who was the first man on the moon? All: Neil Armstrong! Ok clever clogs, who was the second man on the moon? All: We don't know. Cheryl: Who cares? It was Buzz Aldrin! Is he the One True Voice of moon walks? Cheryl: That was lame! I didn't get that at first. It takes me a while to get jokes. There's plenty more where that came from. Why was 1928 a very important year for women in Britain? Nicola: We're thick! Nadine: Did they get freedom of speech? Sarah: Women's rights? Nadine: Did somebody do a hunger strike? You're nearly there. Women were given equal voting rights with men. Continuing on the subject of women, what made thousands of girls around the world cry on February 13, 1996 Cheryl: Take That split! Kimberley: I was looking at Nicola, waiting for her to say that. Sarah: I had a weird dream about Take That last night. Cheryl: I had a weird dream about you. Tell us about your weird dream, Sarah. Sarah: I was with them on tour and they were signing things at MacDonalds, behind the counter. And I got free French fries for helping. Kimberley: Trust you to have food in your dreams. Sarah: There was more to it than that. It was just weird. It wasn't kinky. Shame. Please explain the three fields system. Nicola: Is that Chemistry? No, it's still History. Nadine: I didn't study that. I learned all about Chinese women. Slashmusic attempts to explain the very dull subject of crop rotation... Sarah: Oh yeah, where they burn 'em and all that stuff. Cheryl: Is it really bad that I don't even know one answer? Nicola: I feel like I've been taken back to school for a day! What was invented in 1822 by Charles Babbage? Cheryl: Babbage... cabbage? Ha ha! Nicola: Not the lightbulb... the telephone? Sarah: No, that was Bell. Nicola: The computer? Amazing! Nicola gets a gold star and can take the rabbit home this weekend. All: Ooh! Nadine: She went through everything else possible. Now Nadine, no one likes a sore loser. And last time we gave you the rabbit it came back shaved. Perhaps you can name all of Henry VIII's wives? Everyone: Katherine! Nicola: Ok, there's three Katherines, Anne Boleyn... Cheryl: Jane Seymour Sarah: He had six wives. I quite liked the whole Henry the Eighth thing when I was at school. You've missed out an Anne of Cleves but she's probably used to it. Finally, class: What important world event took place in Britain on December 22, 2002? Sarah: Olympics? Kimberley: Us? It wasn't exactly a world event but... Was it us getting our first number one? Of course! All: Yay! Kimberley: I was racking my brains to think of something important there! Cheryl: It was important to us but the world doesn't know yet. Well done girls. That ends our history lesson for today. You've all, er... done well. All: Thank you! Cheryl: That was really good. Even though I couldn't answer any. Now let's see how you are with Biology. Girls, girls? The bell is a sign for us, not for you! Nicola, no running! Sigh...
April 13, 200619 yr Cheers for that I needed a good laugh :rofl: Is this real or just something someone made up? :huh:
