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Ohhh but I do :blink:

 

I don't wanna admit it but I think I need a man to help me fix it :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

 

i didn´t read this post, but tell you the same,

 

fix it soon! :rofl: :kink:

I'm going now to see end of football games. :dance:

 

See you all. :D

I don't wanna admit it but I think I need a man to help me fix it :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

I had to admit defeat and get a man to fix mine as well. Very disconcerting. <_<

 

Bye nada :heart:

 

We do need men :(

Depends Twinky. Is this a professional computer man you'll need to pay or a male friend doing you a favour? :unsure:
-_- But we don't want them to know that do we????

 

not :rofl:

 

 

anyway am off now bye all, :heart: :heart:

Depends Twinky. Is this a professional computer man you'll need to pay or a male friend doing you a favour? :unsure:

 

 

How about my brother :unsure: ....or maybe a friend :unsure:

 

I don't think there will be money involved :P

Got this E-Mail tonight from a friend. Quite funny. Delia Smith is a UK cookery guru with loads of 'tips'. :rolleyes:

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

What would we do without Delia Smith.......

 

Delia's Way

 

Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.

 

The Real Woman's Way

 

Suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

 

 

Delia's Way

 

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes

 

The Real Woman's Way

 

Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year

 

Delia's Way

 

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

 

 

The Real Woman's Way

 

Tesco sells cakes. They even do decorated versions.

 

Delia's Way

 

If you accidentally over-salt a dish, while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice

 

The Real Woman's Way

 

If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t.

Recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

 

Delia's Way

 

Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator, and it will keep for weeks.

 

The Real Woman's Way

 

It could keep for ever. Who eats it?

 

Delia's Way

 

Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

 

The Real Woman's Way

 

Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won't give a sh!t.

 

 

Finally, the most important tip:

Delia's Way

 

Freeze leftover wine into ice cube trays for future use in casseroles.

 

The Real Woman's Way

 

Left over wine? Helloooooooooooooooooooo?

 

 

Unscrewing bottle tops. -_-

 

and putting out the rubbish :P

 

Bye Mayte :heart:

 

Hope your computer gets fixed soon Twinkle, who ever fixes it :P

Got this E-Mail tonight from a friend. Quite funny. Delia Smith is a UK cookery guru with loads of 'tips'. :rolleyes:

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What would we do without Delia Smith.......

 

Delia's Way

 

Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.

 

The Real Woman's Way

 

Suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

Delia's Way

 

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes

 

The Real Woman's Way

 

Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year

 

Delia's Way

 

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

The Real Woman's Way

 

Tesco sells cakes. They even do decorated versions.

 

Delia's Way

 

If you accidentally over-salt a dish, while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice

 

The Real Woman's Way

 

If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t.

Recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

 

Delia's Way

 

Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator, and it will keep for weeks.

 

The Real Woman's Way

 

It could keep for ever. Who eats it?

 

Delia's Way

 

Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

 

The Real Woman's Way

 

Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won't give a sh!t.

Finally, the most important tip:

Delia's Way

 

Freeze leftover wine into ice cube trays for future use in casseroles.

 

The Real Woman's Way

 

Left over wine? Helloooooooooooooooooooo?

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

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