Rolling Stone’s List of the 25 Best Rock Rumors Ever

 

Over the weekend you tirelessly submitted suggestions for our best rock rumors ever list. We combed through your submissions (they rocked, thank you), added some of our own and we are now ready to put up our official list of the best rock rumors ever. Check them out!

 

1. Paul McCartney is or has ever been dead.

2. Stevie Nicks’ assistant had to blow coke up Stevie’s ass due to Nicks’ destroyed nasal passages.

3. Mama Cass died after choking on a ham sandwich.

4. Angie Bowie caught her husband in bed with Mick Jagger.

5. Mark David Chapman was an assassin programmed by the CIA.

6. Members of Led Zeppelin pleased a teenage groupie using a red snapper/shark as their sex toy of choice.

7. Jim Morrison was killed by members of the Nixon administration/faked his own death/died from a heart attack brought on by masturbating in a Parisian bathtub.

8. Deborah Harry was once abducted by serial killer Ted Bundy.

9. Keith Moon drove a car into a Holiday Inn pool on his 21st birthday, knocked out a couple of teeth and got the Who banned for life from all Holiday Inns.

10. Gene Simmons had a cow tongue grafted onto his own tongue after a car accident.

11. Rod Stewart/Lil’ Kim/Jordan Knight had to get their respective stomachs pumped after ingesting a gallon of semen.

12. During a drug bust on Mick’s place Marianne Faithfull was once found with a Mars bar between her legs.

13. Marilyn Manson had his lowest set of ribs removed so he could blow himself.

14. Alice Cooper and Frank Zappa attempted to gross each other out by $h!tting onstage, then eating it.

15. Bob Marley was assassinated/given cancer in his toe by the CIA.

16. Phil Collins’ tune “In the Air Tonight†was written after Collins witnessed a gruesome incident in which one man let another man drown.

17. Keith Richards routinely has in the past/continues today to get full-body blood transfusions.

18. Jack and Meg White are brother and sister.

19. “Hotel California†is about a Christian church that was abandoned then taken over by Satan worshipers, the Eagles are Satan worshipers and Satan him (or her) self appears in the window on the album jacket.

20. Bob Ezrin, who produced Lou Reed’s Berlin, got the anguished children’s cries you hear on “The Kids†by telling his own children their mother was dead and recording the sounds they made.

21. Pearl Jam was named after a peyote-infused jam Eddie Vedder’s grandmother used to make.

22. Charles Manson auditioned for the Monkees.

23. Marilyn Manson played Kevin Arnold’s friend Paul Pfeiffer on the Wonder Years.

24. Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his guitar-playing gifts.

25. Roy Orbison was an albino and wore dark glasses because he was blind.

 

What is your favourite Rock Rumour out of the list or otherwise?

Rolling Stone’s List of the 25 Best Rock Rumors Ever

 

23. Marilyn Manson played Kevin Arnold’s friend Paul Pfeiffer on the Wonder Years.

 

 

What is your favourite Rock Rumour out of the list or otherwise?

 

the wonder years :o :wub:

Rolling Stone’s List of the 25 Best Rock Rumors Ever

 

13. Marilyn Manson had his lowest set of ribs removed so he could blow himself.

Thats true though, isn't it? :unsure: :lol:

A couple of those so-called rumours are actually true. 4, 8 and 12 for starters. 11 was supposed to be about a member of Bros during an Australian tour. :lol:

The first one's definitely true. Paul was replaced in 1967.

12 isnt true... its a vile and pernicious lie that still upsets her.

 

 

The first one's definitely true. Paul was replaced in 1967.

 

 

wot?.... thats utter nonsense.

12 isnt true... its a vile and pernicious lie that still upsets her.

 

If it's not true it was made up by someone who was actually at Redlands at the time. A party guest or one of the police. She was definitely wearing a fur coat with nothing underneath, that's documented. Marianne is a very unreliable source her autobiography's all over the place and she's conveniently 'remembered' a lot of stuff since it's been published.

 

McCartney was replaced in 1967 by William Campbell. The proof- Back To The Egg, Off The Ground, Give My Regards To Broadstreet. There's NO WAY that any of The Beatles could possibly be involved with such travesties.