Posted May 14, 200718 yr SHOWBIZ needs more CHERYL TWEEDYs. The GIRLS ALOUD beauty jots down the names of celebs who have **** her off and waits patiently to get her revenge. Cheryl said: “I’ve got a hit list. DANE BOWERS is on it.” Sounds good to me so far. The star revealed her list as she gave her pop rivals a proper **** in a right old TV bitchfest with fiery chef GORDON RAMSAY. She brands LILY ALLEN a “chick with a d***” while appearing sweet and lovely — genius. Gordon — not averse to taking his peers down a peg or two — read out abuse aimed at the Girls Aloud singer by fellow celebs to wind her up. It works a treat and the results will be broadcast on his F Word show on Tuesday — sounds like must-see TV to me. Another of Cheryl’s targets is her arch enemy CHARLOTTE CHURCH. The pair have been feuding for months and never miss an opportunity to have a go at each other. Cheeky Gordon reminded Cheryl — wife of Chelsea footballer ASHLEY COLE — of one of Charlotte’s nasty jibes when she said: “I haven’t resorted to wearing s*** skirts and dating a footballer to get into the charts”. Not to be outdone, Cheryl snaps back: “She’s either talking s**** or talking about someone else. A******.” Now I know chefs have to be good at stirring — but this is great stuff from Gordon. Gobby singer Lily Allen doesn’t escape the devastating duo either. Gordon reminds Cheryl that Lily once said: “Nobody really wants to look like Cheryl — they just think they do.” Cheryl bites back: “Because everyone wants to look like her. Chick with a d***.” Brilliant. But one celeb who escapes Cheryl’s acid tongue is Mr Nasty himself, SIMON COWELL. Despite Cowell calling her a “c**p Geordie” and questioning her selection to Girls Aloud, she refuses to say a bad word about the influential media and music mogul. Bitchy and clever. No wonder every talent show in the land — including Simon’s programmes — wants to sign her up as a judge.
May 16, 200718 yr Fact is Lily just showed her up tbh LOL. Lily admitted, yeah she might be prettier. But who writes all their own songs, 'oh and marrying a rich footballer, Mammy must be really proud'. Cheryl should think before she speaks, because its obvious, who has the more musical talent.
May 16, 200718 yr Cheryl should think before she speaks, because its obvious, who has the more musical talent. Yeah i agree ryan ;)
May 17, 200718 yr Lily allen is the one that should shut up. She can dish it but cannot take it. Why is she always up for criticizing and talking $h!t about celebs, but when they dare to respond she cant take it. Why is she so obsessed with Cheryl. She wrote a song about her. She keeps talking $h!t about her. Whats her problem. That fugly beyotch is obviously jealous of cheryl.
May 20, 200718 yr It's obviously jelousy, Lily Allen must have alot of insecurities, she was brought up spolit, and probably went to some posh private school. Acting at being some urban street-wise cockney, must be hard work for her! <_< Cheryl obviously has somthing Lily wants, whether it be a down to earth personality, or good looks who knows?? to be honest you have to feel sorry for Lily Allen it must be really lonely in her world! :lol:
May 20, 200718 yr well GOrdon did get Cheryl to say it :lol: Gotta love Cheryl though :wub: and bless her for falling out of a bunk bed on the tour bus :lol: she had her knee strapped up on Friday bless her :wub:
May 20, 200718 yr Charlotte is miles more talented then Cheryl in every way....but i agree that Lily can dish it but cant take it..... -_-
