Warning thread includes strong language!!! Please dicuss in an intelligent and adult fashion

 

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Years ago in America the big naughty seven words you weren't allowed to broadcast were: Shit, Piss, Fuck, C**t, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits.

 

Now Rufus from Bill and Ted, George Carlin did a stand-up gig based on these words and got into loads of trouble with the Federal Communications Commission. However where American TV film would get fined loads for using these 7 words, today some like piss have decreased in shock value and are allowed on screen.

 

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However with recent events in BB and also the dropping of Grey's Anatomy actor Isaiah Washington after the alleged use of a "derogatory epithet toward costar T.R. Knight and his sexuality". Would the 7 dirty words of today's English speaking countries be most of the one listed above or would they be more terms of abuse whether racial or homophobic or whatever else???

 

what words should always be banned from the TV screens? which 7?

 

btw the original Carlin comedy routine is here:

 

George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words

Here is the original Carlin comedy routine that caused the Fracas.

 

"I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I uh, I think is important. I love..as I say, they're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. Words are all we have really.

 

We have thoughts, but thoughts are fluid. You know, [humming]. And, then we assign a word to a thought, [clicks tongue]. And we're stuck with that word for that thought. So be careful with words. I like to think, yeah, the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them.

 

There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' 'Awwww.' There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad Intentions.

 

And words, you know the seven don't you? $h!t, p***, f***, c**t, Cocksucker, Motherf***er, and t*ts, huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.

 

$h!t, p***, f***, c**t, Cocksucker, Motherf***er, and t*ts, wow. t*ts doesn't even belong on the list, you know. It's such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. 'Hey, t*ts, come here. t*ts, meet Toots, Toots, t*ts, t*ts, Toots.' It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco t*ts. The new Cheese t*ts, and Corn t*ts and Pizza t*ts, Sesame t*ts Onion t*ts, Tater t*ts, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one. That's true I usually switch off . But I mean that word does not belong on the list.

 

Actually, none of the words belong on the list, but you can understand why some of them are there. I am not completely insensitive to people's feelings. You know, I can dig why some of those words got on the list...like cocksucker and motherf***er. Those are...those are heavy-weight words. There's a lot going on there, man. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. They're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend with. And those K's. Those are aggressive sounds, they jump out at you. CocksuckerMotherf***erCocksucker. It's like an assault, on you. So I can dig that.

 

And we mentioned $h!t earlier, of course. Two of the other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are p*** and c**t, which go together of course. But forget about that. A little accidental humor there. p*** and c**t. The reason p*** and c**t are on the list is that a long time ago certain ladies said 'Those are the two I am not going to say. I don't mind f*** and $h!t, but P and C are out. P and C are out.' Which led to such stupid sentences as 'OK, you f***ers, I am going to tinkle now.'

 

And of course the word f***. The word f***, I don't really...well, this is some more accidental humor, but I don't really want to get into that now. Because I think it takes too long. But I do mean that. I mean, I think the word f*** is an important word. It's the beginning of life, and, yet it's a word we use to hurt one other, quite often. And uh, people much wiser than I have said, I'd rather have my son watch a film with two people making love than two people trying to kill one other. And I of course agree. I wish I know who said it first, and I agree with that. But I would like to take it a step further. I would like to substitute the word f***, for the word kill in all those movie cliches we grew up with. 'Okay Sheriff, we're gonna f*** ya now. But we're gonna f*** ya slow.' So maybe next year I'll have a whole f***in' rap on that word. I hope so.

 

Uh, there are two-way words, but those are the seven you can never say on television. Under any circumstances you just can not say them ever, ever ever, not even clinically. You can not weave them in the panel with Doc and Ed and Johnny, I mean it's just impossible, forget those seven, they're out.

 

But, there are some two-way words. There are double-meaning words. Remember the ones your giggled at in sixth grade? 'And the c**k crowed three times.''Hey, the c**k the c**k crowed three times. It's in the bible.' There are some Two-way words, like it's okay for Curt Gowdy [mis-spelled in original transcription. -ed.] to say 'Roberto Clemente has two balls on him.' But he can't say, 'I think he hurt his balls on that play Tony, don't you? He's holding them. He must have hurt them by God.' And the other two-way word that goes with that one is prick. It's okay if it happens to your finger. Yes, you can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick. No, no."

 

The following is a verbatim transcript of "Filthy Words" (the George Carlin monologue at issue in the Supreme Court case of FCC v. Pacifica Foundation) prepared by the Federal Communications Commission:

 

"Aruba-du, ruba-tu, ruba-tu. I was thinking about the curse words and the swear words, the cuss words and the words that you can't say, that you're not supposed to say all the time, ['cause] words or people into words want to hear your words. Some guys like to record your words and sell them back to you if they can, (laughter) listen in on the telephone, write down what words you say. A guy who used to be in Washington knew that his phone was tapped, used to answer, f*** Hoover, yes, go ahead. (laughter) Okay, I was thinking one night about the words you couldn't say on the public, ah, airwaves, um, the ones you definitely wouldn't say, ever, [']cause I heard a lady say b**ch one night on television, and it was cool like she was talking about, you know, ah, well, the b**ch is the first one to notice that in the litter Johnie right (murmur) Right. And, uh, bast*rd you can say, and hell and damn so I have to figure out which ones you couldn't and ever and it came down to seven but the list is open to amendment, and in fact, has been changed, uh, by now, ha, a lot of people pointed things out to me, and I noticed some myself. The original seven words were, $h!t, p***, f***, c**t, cocksucker, motherf***er, and t*ts. Those are the ones that will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and (laughter) maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor (laughter) um, and a bourbon. (laughter) And now the first thing that we noticed was that word f*** was really repeated in there because the word motherf***er is a compound word and it's another form of the word f***. (laughter) You want to be a purist it doesn't really -- it can't be on the list of basic words. Also, cocksucker is a compound word and neither half of that is really dirty. The word -- the half sucker that's merely suggestive (laughter) and the word c**k is a half-way dirty word, 50% dirty -- dirty half the time, depending on what you mean by it. (laughter) Uh, remember when you first heard it, like in 6th grade, you used to giggle. And the c**k crowed three times, heh (laughter) the c**k -- three times. It's in the Bible, c**k in the Bible. (laughter) And the first time you heard about a c**k-fight, remember -- What? Huh? naw. It ain't that, are you stupid? man. (laughter, clapping) It's chickens, you know, (laughter) Then you have the four letter words from the old Anglo-Saxon fame. Uh, $h!t and f***. The word $h!t, uh, is an interesting kind of word in that the middle class has never really accepted it and approved it. They use it like, crazy but it's not really okay. It's still a rude, dirty, old kind of gushy word. (laughter) They don't like that, but they say it, like, they say it like, a lady now in a middle-class home, you'll hear most of the time she says it as an expletive, you know, it's out of her mouth before she knows. She says, Oh $h!t oh $h!t, (laughter) oh $h!t. If she drops something, Oh, the $h!t hurt the broccoli. $h!t. Thank you. (footsteps fading away) (papers ruffling)

 

Read it! (from audience)

 

$h!t! (laughter) I won the Grammy, man, for the comedy album. Isn't that groovy? (clapping, whistling) (murmur) That's true. Thank you. Thank you man. Yeah. (murmur) (continuous clapping) Thank you man. Thank you. Thank you very much, man. Thank, no, (end of continuous clapping) for that and for the Grammy, man, [']cause (laughter) that's based on people liking it man, yeh, that's ah, that's okay man. (laughter) Let's let that go, man. I got my Grammy. I can let my hair hang down now, $h!t. (laughter) Ha! So! Now the word $h!t is okay for the man. At work you can say it like crazy. Mostly figuratively, Get that $h!t out of here, will ya? I don't want to see that $h!t anymore. I can't cut that $h!t, buddy. I've had that $h!t up to here. I think you're full of $h!t myself. (laughter) He don't know $h!t from Shinola. (laughter) you know that? (laughter) Always wondered how the Shinola people feel about that (laughter) Hi, I'm the new man from Shinola. (laughter) Hi, how are ya? Nice to see ya. (laughter) How are ya? (laughter) Boy, I don't know whether to $h!t or wind my watch. (laughter) Guess, I'll $h!t on my watch. (laughter) Oh, the $h!t is going to hit de fan. (laughter) Built like a brick $h!t-house. (laughter) Up, he's up $h!t's creek. (laughter) He's had it. (laughter) He hit me, I'm sorry. (laughter) Hot $h!t, holy $h!t, tough $h!t, eat $h!t, (laughter) $h!t-eating grin. Uh, whoever thought of that was ill. (murmur laughter) He had a $h!t-eating grin! He had a what? (laughter) $h!t on a stick. (laughter) $h!t in a handbag. I always like that. He ain't worth $h!t in a handbag. (laughter) $h!tty. He acted real $h!tty. (laughter) You know what I mean? (laughter) I got the money back, but a real $h!tty attitude. Heh, he had a $h!t-fit. (laughter) Wow! $h!t-fit. Whew! Glad I wasn't there. (murmur, laughter) All the animals -- Bull $h!t, horse $h!t, cow $h!t, rat $h!t, bat $h!t. (laughter) First time I heard bat $h!t, I really came apart. A guy in Oklahoma, Boggs, said it, man. Aw! Bat $h!t. (laughter) Vera reminded me of that last night, ah (murmur). Snake $h!t, slicker than owl $h!t. (laughter) Get your $h!t together. $h!t or get off the pot. (laughter) I got a $h!t-load full of them. (laughter) I got a $h!t-pot full, all right. $h!t-head, $h!t-heel, $h!t in your heart, $h!t for brains, (laughter) $h!t-face, heh (laughter) I always try to think how that could have originated; the first guy that said that. Somebody got drunk and fell in some $h!t, you know. (laughter) Hey, I'm $h!t-face. (laughter) $h!tface, today. (laughter) Anyway, enough of that $h!t. (laughter) The big one, the word f*** that's the one that hangs them up the most. [']Cause in a lot of cases that's the very act that hangs them up the most. So, it's natural that the word would, uh, have the same effect. It's a great word, f***, nice word, easy word, cute word, kind of. Easy word to say. One syllable, short u. (laughter) f***. (Murmur) You know, it's easy. Starts with a nice soft sound fuh ends with a kuh. Right? (laughter) A little something for everyone. f*** (laughter) Good word. Kind of a proud word, too. Who are you? I am f***. (laughter) f*** OF THE MOUNTAIN. (laughter) Tune in again next week to f*** OF THE MOUNTAIN. (laughter) It's an interesting word too, [']cause it's got a double kind of a life -- personality -- dual, you know, whatever the right phrase is. It leads a double life, the word f***. First of all, it means, sometimes, most of the time, f***. What does it mean? It means to make love. Right? We're going to make love, yeh, we're going to f***, yeh, we're going to f***, yeh, we're going to make love. (laughter) we're really going to f***, yeah, we're going to make love. Right? And it also means the beginning of life, it's the act that begins life, so there's the word hanging around with words like love, and life, and yet on the other hand, it's also a word that we really use to hurt each other with, man. It's a heavy. It's one that you have toward the end of the argument. (laughter) Right? (laughter) You finally can't make out. Oh, f*** you man. I said, f*** you. (laughter, murmur) Stupid f***. (laughter) f*** you and everybody that looks like you. (laughter) man. It would be nice to change the movies that we already have and substitute the word f*** for the word kill, wherever we could, and some of those movie cliches would change a little bit. Madf***ers still on the loose. Stop me before I f*** again. f*** the ump, f*** the ump, f*** the ump, f*** the ump, f*** the ump. Easy on the clutch Bill, you'll f*** that engine again. (laughter) The other $h!t one was, I don't give a $h!t. Like it's worth something, you know? (laughter) I don't give a $h!t. Hey, well, I don't take no $h!t, (laughter) you know what I mean? You know why I don't take no $h!t? (laughter) [']Cause I don't give a $h!t. (laughter) If I give a $h!t, I would have to pack $h!t. (laughter) But I don't pack no $h!t cause I don't give a $h!t. (laughter) You wouldn't $h!t me, would you? (laughter) That's a joke when you're a kid with a worm looking out the bird's ass. You wouldn't $h!t me, would you? (laughter) It's an eight-year-old joke but a good one. (laughter) The additions to the list. I found three more words that had to be put on the list of words you could never say on television, and they were fart, turd and t***, those three. (laughter) Fart, we talked about, it's harmless It's like t*ts, it's a cutie word, no problem. Turd, you can't say but who wants to, you know? (laughter) The subject never comes up on the panel so I'm not worried about that one. Now the word t*** is an interesting word. t***! Yeh, right in the t***. (laughter) t*** is an interesting word because it's the only one I know of, the only slang word applying to the, a part of the sexual anatomy that doesn't have another meaning to it. Like, ah, snatch, box and p*ssy all have other meanings, man. Even in a Walt Disney movie, you can say, We're going to snatch that p*ssy and put him in a box and bring him on the airplane. (murmur, laughter) Everybody loves it. The t*** stands alone, man, as it should. And two-way words. Ah, ass is okay providing you're riding into town on a religious feast day. (laughter) You can't say, up your ass. (laughter) You can say, stuff it! (murmur) There are certain things you can say its weird but you can just come so close. Before I cut, I, uh, want to, ah, thank you for listening to my words, man, fellow, uh space travelers. Thank you man for tonight and thank you also. (clapping whistling)"

Warning thread includes strong language!!! Please dicuss in an intelligent and adult fashion

 

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Years ago in America the big naughty seven words you weren't allowed to broadcast were: Shit, Piss, Fuck, C**t, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits.

 

Now Rufus from Bill and Ted, George Carlin did a stand-up gig based on these words and got into loads of trouble with the Federal Communications Commission. However where American TV film would get fined loads for using these 7 words, today some like piss have decreased in shock value and are allowed on screen.

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/Prestonburke.jpg

 

However with recent events in BB and also the dropping of Grey's Anatomy actor Isaiah Washington after the alleged use of a "derogatory epithet toward costar T.R. Knight and his sexuality". Would the 7 dirty words of today's English speaking countries be most of the one listed above or would they be more terms of abuse whether racial or homophobic or whatever else???

 

what words should always be banned from the TV screens? which 7?

 

btw the original Carlin comedy routine is here:

 

George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words

Here is the original Carlin comedy routine that caused the Fracas.

 

"I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I uh, I think is important. I love..as I say, they're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. Words are all we have really.

 

We have thoughts, but thoughts are fluid. You know, [humming]. And, then we assign a word to a thought, [clicks tongue]. And we're stuck with that word for that thought. So be careful with words. I like to think, yeah, the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them.

 

There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' 'Awwww.' There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad Intentions.

 

And words, you know the seven don't you? $h!t, p***, f***, c**t, Cocksucker, Motherf***er, and t*ts, huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.

 

$h!t, p***, f***, c**t, Cocksucker, Motherf***er, and t*ts, wow. t*ts doesn't even belong on the list, you know. It's such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. 'Hey, t*ts, come here. t*ts, meet Toots, Toots, t*ts, t*ts, Toots.' It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco t*ts. The new Cheese t*ts, and Corn t*ts and Pizza t*ts, Sesame t*ts Onion t*ts, Tater t*ts, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one. That's true I usually switch off . But I mean that word does not belong on the list.

 

Actually, none of the words belong on the list, but you can understand why some of them are there. I am not completely insensitive to people's feelings. You know, I can dig why some of those words got on the list...like cocksucker and motherf***er. Those are...those are heavy-weight words. There's a lot going on there, man. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. They're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend with. And those K's. Those are aggressive sounds, they jump out at you. CocksuckerMotherf***erCocksucker. It's like an assault, on you. So I can dig that.

 

And we mentioned $h!t earlier, of course. Two of the other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are p*** and c**t, which go together of course. But forget about that. A little accidental humor there. p*** and c**t. The reason p*** and c**t are on the list is that a long time ago certain ladies said 'Those are the two I am not going to say. I don't mind f*** and $h!t, but P and C are out. P and C are out.' Which led to such stupid sentences as 'OK, you f***ers, I am going to tinkle now.'

 

And of course the word f***. The word f***, I don't really...well, this is some more accidental humor, but I don't really want to get into that now. Because I think it takes too long. But I do mean that. I mean, I think the word f*** is an important word. It's the beginning of life, and, yet it's a word we use to hurt one other, quite often. And uh, people much wiser than I have said, I'd rather have my son watch a film with two people making love than two people trying to kill one other. And I of course agree. I wish I know who said it first, and I agree with that. But I would like to take it a step further. I would like to substitute the word f***, for the word kill in all those movie cliches we grew up with. 'Okay Sheriff, we're gonna f*** ya now. But we're gonna f*** ya slow.' So maybe next year I'll have a whole f***in' rap on that word. I hope so.

 

Uh, there are two-way words, but those are the seven you can never say on television. Under any circumstances you just can not say them ever, ever ever, not even clinically. You can not weave them in the panel with Doc and Ed and Johnny, I mean it's just impossible, forget those seven, they're out.

 

But, there are some two-way words. There are double-meaning words. Remember the ones your giggled at in sixth grade? 'And the c**k crowed three times.''Hey, the c**k the c**k crowed three times. It's in the bible.' There are some Two-way words, like it's okay for Curt Gowdy [mis-spelled in original transcription. -ed.] to say 'Roberto Clemente has two balls on him.' But he can't say, 'I think he hurt his balls on that play Tony, don't you? He's holding them. He must have hurt them by God.' And the other two-way word that goes with that one is prick. It's okay if it happens to your finger. Yes, you can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick. No, no."

 

The following is a verbatim transcript of "Filthy Words" (the George Carlin monologue at issue in the Supreme Court case of FCC v. Pacifica Foundation) prepared by the Federal Communications Commission:

 

"Aruba-du, ruba-tu, ruba-tu. I was thinking about the curse words and the swear words, the cuss words and the words that you can't say, that you're not supposed to say all the time, ['cause] words or people into words want to hear your words. Some guys like to record your words and sell them back to you if they can, (laughter) listen in on the telephone, write down what words you say. A guy who used to be in Washington knew that his phone was tapped, used to answer, f*** Hoover, yes, go ahead. (laughter) Okay, I was thinking one night about the words you couldn't say on the public, ah, airwaves, um, the ones you definitely wouldn't say, ever, [']cause I heard a lady say b**ch one night on television, and it was cool like she was talking about, you know, ah, well, the b**ch is the first one to notice that in the litter Johnie right (murmur) Right. And, uh, bast*rd you can say, and hell and damn so I have to figure out which ones you couldn't and ever and it came down to seven but the list is open to amendment, and in fact, has been changed, uh, by now, ha, a lot of people pointed things out to me, and I noticed some myself. The original seven words were, $h!t, p***, f***, c**t, cocksucker, motherf***er, and t*ts. Those are the ones that will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and (laughter) maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor (laughter) um, and a bourbon. (laughter) And now the first thing that we noticed was that word f*** was really repeated in there because the word motherf***er is a compound word and it's another form of the word f***. (laughter) You want to be a purist it doesn't really -- it can't be on the list of basic words. Also, cocksucker is a compound word and neither half of that is really dirty. The word -- the half sucker that's merely suggestive (laughter) and the word c**k is a half-way dirty word, 50% dirty -- dirty half the time, depending on what you mean by it. (laughter) Uh, remember when you first heard it, like in 6th grade, you used to giggle. And the c**k crowed three times, heh (laughter) the c**k -- three times. It's in the Bible, c**k in the Bible. (laughter) And the first time you heard about a c**k-fight, remember -- What? Huh? naw. It ain't that, are you stupid? man. (laughter, clapping) It's chickens, you know, (laughter) Then you have the four letter words from the old Anglo-Saxon fame. Uh, $h!t and f***. The word $h!t, uh, is an interesting kind of word in that the middle class has never really accepted it and approved it. They use it like, crazy but it's not really okay. It's still a rude, dirty, old kind of gushy word. (laughter) They don't like that, but they say it, like, they say it like, a lady now in a middle-class home, you'll hear most of the time she says it as an expletive, you know, it's out of her mouth before she knows. She says, Oh $h!t oh $h!t, (laughter) oh $h!t. If she drops something, Oh, the $h!t hurt the broccoli. $h!t. Thank you. (footsteps fading away) (papers ruffling)

 

Read it! (from audience)

 

$h!t! (laughter) I won the Grammy, man, for the comedy album. Isn't that groovy? (clapping, whistling) (murmur) That's true. Thank you. Thank you man. Yeah. (murmur) (continuous clapping) Thank you man. Thank you. Thank you very much, man. Thank, no, (end of continuous clapping) for that and for the Grammy, man, [']cause (laughter) that's based on people liking it man, yeh, that's ah, that's okay man. (laughter) Let's let that go, man. I got my Grammy. I can let my hair hang down now, $h!t. (laughter) Ha! So! Now the word $h!t is okay for the man. At work you can say it like crazy. Mostly figuratively, Get that $h!t out of here, will ya? I don't want to see that $h!t anymore. I can't cut that $h!t, buddy. I've had that $h!t up to here. I think you're full of $h!t myself. (laughter) He don't know $h!t from Shinola. (laughter) you know that? (laughter) Always wondered how the Shinola people feel about that (laughter) Hi, I'm the new man from Shinola. (laughter) Hi, how are ya? Nice to see ya. (laughter) How are ya? (laughter) Boy, I don't know whether to $h!t or wind my watch. (laughter) Guess, I'll $h!t on my watch. (laughter) Oh, the $h!t is going to hit de fan. (laughter) Built like a brick $h!t-house. (laughter) Up, he's up $h!t's creek. (laughter) He's had it. (laughter) He hit me, I'm sorry. (laughter) Hot $h!t, holy $h!t, tough $h!t, eat $h!t, (laughter) $h!t-eating grin. Uh, whoever thought of that was ill. (murmur laughter) He had a $h!t-eating grin! He had a what? (laughter) $h!t on a stick. (laughter) $h!t in a handbag. I always like that. He ain't worth $h!t in a handbag. (laughter) $h!tty. He acted real $h!tty. (laughter) You know what I mean? (laughter) I got the money back, but a real $h!tty attitude. Heh, he had a $h!t-fit. (laughter) Wow! $h!t-fit. Whew! Glad I wasn't there. (murmur, laughter) All the animals -- Bull $h!t, horse $h!t, cow $h!t, rat $h!t, bat $h!t. (laughter) First time I heard bat $h!t, I really came apart. A guy in Oklahoma, Boggs, said it, man. Aw! Bat $h!t. (laughter) Vera reminded me of that last night, ah (murmur). Snake $h!t, slicker than owl $h!t. (laughter) Get your $h!t together. $h!t or get off the pot. (laughter) I got a $h!t-load full of them. (laughter) I got a $h!t-pot full, all right. $h!t-head, $h!t-heel, $h!t in your heart, $h!t for brains, (laughter) $h!t-face, heh (laughter) I always try to think how that could have originated; the first guy that said that. Somebody got drunk and fell in some $h!t, you know. (laughter) Hey, I'm $h!t-face. (laughter) $h!tface, today. (laughter) Anyway, enough of that $h!t. (laughter) The big one, the word f*** that's the one that hangs them up the most. [']Cause in a lot of cases that's the very act that hangs them up the most. So, it's natural that the word would, uh, have the same effect. It's a great word, f***, nice word, easy word, cute word, kind of. Easy word to say. One syllable, short u. (laughter) f***. (Murmur) You know, it's easy. Starts with a nice soft sound fuh ends with a kuh. Right? (laughter) A little something for everyone. f*** (laughter) Good word. Kind of a proud word, too. Who are you? I am f***. (laughter) f*** OF THE MOUNTAIN. (laughter) Tune in again next week to f*** OF THE MOUNTAIN. (laughter) It's an interesting word too, [']cause it's got a double kind of a life -- personality -- dual, you know, whatever the right phrase is. It leads a double life, the word f***. First of all, it means, sometimes, most of the time, f***. What does it mean? It means to make love. Right? We're going to make love, yeh, we're going to f***, yeh, we're going to f***, yeh, we're going to make love. (laughter) we're really going to f***, yeah, we're going to make love. Right? And it also means the beginning of life, it's the act that begins life, so there's the word hanging around with words like love, and life, and yet on the other hand, it's also a word that we really use to hurt each other with, man. It's a heavy. It's one that you have toward the end of the argument. (laughter) Right? (laughter) You finally can't make out. Oh, f*** you man. I said, f*** you. (laughter, murmur) Stupid f***. (laughter) f*** you and everybody that looks like you. (laughter) man. It would be nice to change the movies that we already have and substitute the word f*** for the word kill, wherever we could, and some of those movie cliches would change a little bit. Madf***ers still on the loose. Stop me before I f*** again. f*** the ump, f*** the ump, f*** the ump, f*** the ump, f*** the ump. Easy on the clutch Bill, you'll f*** that engine again. (laughter) The other $h!t one was, I don't give a $h!t. Like it's worth something, you know? (laughter) I don't give a $h!t. Hey, well, I don't take no $h!t, (laughter) you know what I mean? You know why I don't take no $h!t? (laughter) [']Cause I don't give a $h!t. (laughter) If I give a $h!t, I would have to pack $h!t. (laughter) But I don't pack no $h!t cause I don't give a $h!t. (laughter) You wouldn't $h!t me, would you? (laughter) That's a joke when you're a kid with a worm looking out the bird's ass. You wouldn't $h!t me, would you? (laughter) It's an eight-year-old joke but a good one. (laughter) The additions to the list. I found three more words that had to be put on the list of words you could never say on television, and they were fart, turd and t***, those three. (laughter) Fart, we talked about, it's harmless It's like t*ts, it's a cutie word, no problem. Turd, you can't say but who wants to, you know? (laughter) The subject never comes up on the panel so I'm not worried about that one. Now the word t*** is an interesting word. t***! Yeh, right in the t***. (laughter) t*** is an interesting word because it's the only one I know of, the only slang word applying to the, a part of the sexual anatomy that doesn't have another meaning to it. Like, ah, snatch, box and p*ssy all have other meanings, man. Even in a Walt Disney movie, you can say, We're going to snatch that p*ssy and put him in a box and bring him on the airplane. (murmur, laughter) Everybody loves it. The t*** stands alone, man, as it should. And two-way words. Ah, ass is okay providing you're riding into town on a religious feast day. (laughter) You can't say, up your ass. (laughter) You can say, stuff it! (murmur) There are certain things you can say its weird but you can just come so close. Before I cut, I, uh, want to, ah, thank you for listening to my words, man, fellow, uh space travelers. Thank you man for tonight and thank you also. (clapping whistling)"

 

change the colour man, I cant sodding well read it.... :lol:

 

change the colour man, I cant sodding well read it.... :lol:

 

thats the idea mate. its kinda censored so you have to click onto it in your reply box as its very very naughty strong language but its the context of the piece.

I can hear every one of those words from my chavvy neighbour's 8 year old within 5 minutes of her emerging from her house. :rolleyes: