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here is the head wide open list of c**p album titles, but can you do better, oops i mean worse :lol:?

 

Top Ten Worst Album Titles Of All Time

 

10. OK Computer, by Radiohead

The heap of praise rightfully placed on this album has served to deflect attention away from its ridiculous title. Radiohead even managed to top (or is that bottom?) the ill-rendered decision to call their debut Pablo Honey. I'm still waiting for the sequel, LOL Computer. Or maybe ROFLMAO COMPUTER :D! Yes, the :D would be part of the title.

 

 

9. Mellon Collie & The Infinite Sadness, by Smashing Pumpkins

Mellon Collie. The Infinite Sadness. Either one alone would've been a terrible album title, but to combine the two together: only Billy Corgan.

 

 

8. Meat Is Murder, by The Smiths

Well, it does have a ring to it. The ring of self-righteous, ham-fisted sloganeering. This is slightly less tasteless than calling an album Abortion Is Murder. Slightly.

 

 

7. Feminist Sweepstakes, by Le Tigre

This title is a perfect example of why music and politics should generally be kept separate. The combination of the words "Feminist" and "Sweepstakes" has all the aesthetic appeal of your average feminist.

 

 

6. Muse Sick-N-Hour Mess Age, by Public Enemy

Get it? Here's a hint: it's exactly as stupid as it looks and sounds.

 

 

5. Miss E...So Addictive, by Missy Elliott

Possibly a drug reference, possibly a food reference, undoubtedly unworthy of a ...

 

 

4. Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie, by Alanis Morissette

Four words and eleven syllables, all of them terrible. Is it supposed to be ironic? I don't think.

 

 

3. Willennium, by Will Smith

The first single was called Will2K. There is a compilation album of DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince's greatest hits called Before The Willennium. If this man ever gets elected President (and he will), he will rename Washington Willington, Philadelphia Willadelphia and the United States of America the Willnited Smiths of Willerica. Judge Banks will be Attorney General and Carlton the Vice-President and Cheney-esque brains behind the operation.

 

 

2. Chocolate Starfish & The Hot Dog Flavored Water, by Limp Bizkit

Sort of like Mellon Collie & The Infinite Sadness if Billy Corgan was five years old.

 

 

1. TP-2.com, by R. Kelly

I don't want to rag on the songwriter behind classics like "Sex Me, Pts. 1-2" and "Feelin' on Yo Booty," but this apparent reference to the Internet and toilet paper is too much even for him. At least he rebounded with the aptly titled Chocolate Factory.

 

Mentions Without Honour:

Pork Soda by Primus,

Interzone Mantras by The Tea Party,

Quicksilver Meat Dream by I Mother Earth,

Whoah! Nelly by Nelly Furtado,

Hi Infidelity by REO Speedwagon,

This Is Me... Then by Jennifer Lopez,

Hey Man Smell My Finger by George Clinton,

My Name Is Joe by Joe, Bring 'Em Bach Alive by Sebastian Bach,

Larks' Tongue in Aspic by King Crimson,

Emancipation of Mimi by Mariah Carey,

Laundry Service by Shakira,

You Can Tune a Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish by REO Speedwagon,

The Spaghetti Incident? by Guns N' Roses,

J to tha L-o!: The Remixes by Jennifer Lopez,

Let's Go Bang by Jennifer Love Hewitt,

Birds of Pray by Live, Tormato by Yes,

OU812 by Van Halen,

Does This Look Infected? by Sum 41

 

Now its your turn....!!!!

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Any self-titled albums are worst, it just shows the artist/band could not be bothered to think of one.
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Any self-titled albums are worst, it just shows the artist/band could not be bothered to think of one.

 

well it depends if that title is 'Peter Gabriel' thats quite funny how he decided to call about 7 albums 'Peter Gabriel'. I think it would be cool if a punk band could call their album 'Peter Gabriel' that would be funny

3. Willennium, by Will Smith

 

LOL, that is indeed the worst one EVER.

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LOL, that is indeed the worst one EVER.

 

even worse than 'Big Willie Style'

I've always thought 'Second First Impression' by Daniel Bedingfield was an awful title. However, I'd say Busted's 'A Present For Everyone' is the worst by far.
I've always thought 'Second First Impression' by Daniel Bedingfield was an awful title. However, I'd say Busted's 'A Present For Everyone' is the worst by far.

 

If Busted had added the words "you hate" to the end it would have made a good title though.

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I've always thought 'Second First Impression' by Daniel Bedingfield was an awful title.

 

is that opinion also due to the fact that it has the words Daniel Bedingfield on the albums cover, just making the phrase 'Second First Impression' that little bit worse. :lol:

LOL

 

Beyonce - B'Day

 

Well, the way it said anyway :lol:

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LOL

 

Beyonce - B'Day

 

Well, the way it said anyway :lol:

 

well it might be the only intersting thing about that (very very dull) album

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