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S-Club singer Rachel Stevens is looking to relaunch her failed solo career - by releasing a risquee version of one of the groups old hits!

 

 

Sordid! Rachel likes to keep abreast of current trends

 

Sexy Rachel, who recently appeared in a revealing spread in FHM revealed exclusively that she plans to relaunch herself as a modern day Madonna.

 

In a move that is set to anger parents, the naughty star has remade kiddies favourite S Club Party into an x-rated tale of sizzling sex romps!

 

"Won't you come inside my sex club?" coos Rachel seductively, before going on to describe a sordid sex act that we cannot mention in a family newspaper!

 

"I've never felt sexier!" she told us

 

"I'm all grown up now."

 

Rachel also went on to tell about her experiences in LA - where she failed to make an impression as an actress.

 

"Men over there were always complementing my behind.

 

It helped open a few doors for me."

 

Rachel is also rumoured to have demoed the track and new song Nothing In Common with Richard-X - the man behind her hit single Some Girls which recounted the tale of a starlet on the casting couch.

 

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please tell me this is a lie.... and the Rachel Stevens they are talking about is some 50 y.o. fat whore
is there a source for this as in which newspaper did you get it from and/or which website. Cause otherwise it is just a silly probably untrue rumour
part of me wishes this was semi-true :kink: at least we'd be getting SOMETHING from her...and in theory could revive her since i believe her ditching the 'raunchy' image she had during the FD era that was missing in the CAGI era is a reason why she lost fans.
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okaaay then!

 

gotta be fake!

 

well the remake song bit... i hope the new material bit is true!

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