Posted November 11, 200717 yr Sunday people: TUTANKHAMUNDONE ROBBIE TO RECORD NEW ALBUM IN A PYRAMID NO, HE WON'T TAKE HIS MUMMY WITH HIM.. By Alice Walker & Emma Donnan http://www.users.on.net/~sugarjay58/phaROB.jpg Pop pharaoh ROBBIE WILLIAMS is planning to record part of his next album inside an ancient Egyptian PYRAMID. Experts told the singer the acoustics in the 4,500-year-old monuments are amazing. And Robbie, 33 - whose hits include Angels, Millennium and Come Undone - is ready to jet off to Cairo in a fortnight for a test run at the Great Pyramid of Giza. If it works out, the album could put Tutankhamun's world-famous golden treasures in the shade. A source told ViP: "Robbie has heard the chamber of the Great Pyramid has the best acoustics in the world. "He's going to go and sing a few notes in there to see if the sound is as impressive as expected. He wants to use it as a temporary studio. And he reckons it really will make him Tut of the Pops." The source added: "The plan will go into full swing if he likes what he hears. "But he already reckons the exotic location combined with the history is the way forward. "And the video for the first single may even be made there too." The Robster is currently working on the new album in Los Angeles with ace producer MARK RONSON. His old songwriting partner GUY CHAMBERS - who he ditched in 2002 in a row about money - is also helping out after the pair buried the hatchet earlier this year. But the source told us: "Robbie wants to take it that step further by adding a personal touch to the recording - something that no one else has done before." To help you get started, Robbie, here's a few of your old hits to get you in the mood... TOP SAND DUNES 1 SHEBA'S THE ONE 2 MILLENNIUMUMMY 3 ANCIENT BEFORE I DIE 4 LET ME EMBALM YOU 5 SPHINX WHEN YOU'RE WINNING Thanks to PR for article and pic ^_^
November 11, 200717 yr Author How hilarous :lol: It's bound to be bull$h!t, but it's pretty funny and it's refreshing to read a Rob article without all the negetivie c**p about Rudebox flopping, him being in rehab and so on. :D
November 11, 200717 yr Oh this has made my night. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Now if it had been April 1st.... Can you just imagine all the tourists going round the Great Pyramid of Giza with their tour guide 'And over on the right you can see hieroglyphics showing Nefertiti and Ramesis paying homage to the God Ra. On the left you have King Tutenkamen. Oh and in the middle there you can see Robbie Williams recording his new album...' :lol: :lol: :lol:
November 11, 200717 yr TOP SAND DUNES 1 SHEBA'S THE ONE 2 MILLENNIUMUMMY 3 ANCIENT BEFORE I DIE 4 LET ME EMBALM YOU 5 SPHINX WHEN YOU'RE WINNING Oh dear, to think people get paid for this :rofl:
November 11, 200717 yr What? Suck your brain out through your nose? That's what they do you know. :puke2:
November 11, 200717 yr Can't wait for him to start sucking :naughty: :naughty: He will change to other things once he finds out there's no brain in there anyway :teresa:
November 12, 200717 yr Suddenly with a name like Osiris, he's in the right field! :rofl: I personally like sphinx when you're winning! :P :P Nothing but utter bull$h!t, but then, it is downright hilarity! :rofl: :rofl: lmao!
November 12, 200717 yr Author Purerobbie member Susanna made this, and it is too funny not to post up so here it is :rofl: Loads of song titles to go with the whole Egypt thing :lol: http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa267/susanna_040/egyptologycovercopy.jpg http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa267/susanna_040/egyptologybackcopy.jpg Thanks to PR :D
November 12, 200717 yr :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Just brilliant! Camel Killer :lol: :lol: :lol:
November 12, 200717 yr Author Cleopatra's Gay, Camel Killer, Viva Life In Egypt, Mr Bonesjangle and Osirisis in a camper van are my faves :rofl:
November 12, 200717 yr The artwork is well amazing! It's a better CD sleeve than he's ever come up with! :lol:
November 15, 200717 yr :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Those songs are certain to be Ivor Novello winners!!