May 31, 200619 yr :rofl: here we go again Looking on the bright side of things, its not Lisa Scott Lee :D
June 9, 200619 yr Teenah devistated after not chosen for big brother! For S Club "singer" Teenah "I'll sell my self" Barret was left devestated on Friday the 9th of June as she was not chosen to enter the Big Brother House. Teenah had bought 100,000 Kit Kat bars to find the ticket and as she is so poor these days it is all she has eaten for two weeks! Teenah thought she hadn't found the ticket in any of the 100,000 bars but she found she had disgarded the ticket after the first bar. She did find the ticket and shockingly (being a multipul muderer) passed the tests to get onto the stage. However after eating 100,000 kit kats in 2 weeks, Teenah had put on almost 16times her body wieght this meant the staging had to be reinforced several times after Teenah (the number 1) got on the stage first at bent it. Teenah hoped if she went on the show she would finaly be able to release her double aa side single of Spunky Hory/Smooth Chick Dick Licks. Teenah plans to go on Big Brother Big Mouth were quashed when she fell off the staging crushing several other failed housemates. More news as we have it! Source: Digitalsly.con
December 19, 200618 yr Would anyone like to liven up our lives with more stories from the Teenah Barret archives? A Cookie to whoever does so.
December 31, 200618 yr Whilst they are quite funny, I do think one or two of these articles are a bit over the top and offensive such as 'the lead singer of the pussycat dolls is murdered'.
January 14, 200718 yr are all of these real? cos im like confused... if they arent i think you guys are a bit mean to her. you do know she is recording an album....
January 15, 200718 yr Author No they're not real. But Pipa and me were huge S Club & Rachel fanatics and we didnt like TEENAH slating Rachel's career so whatever. It can be deleted it you must cos Pipa's not here anymore. :(
January 15, 200718 yr No it will be kept as a tribute, i may update it with more storys as i have just discovered a shocking revolation!!!!!!
January 17, 200718 yr Author Oh good :D And congrats on becoming mod Martyn - I only just noticed now.
January 20, 200718 yr BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shamed former S-clubber Teenah Barret plans revenge attack on Lisa Scott-Lee live on tonights first episode of Dancing On Ice. More news as we have it!
May 14, 200718 yr BREAKING NEWS!!!! The police of located a person who resembles that of Teenah Barret trying to flee the mexican desert on a donkey! More on this shocking story as we have it! Edited May 14, 200718 yr by martyn
May 15, 200718 yr Former S Club skank arrested on Mexican boarder!!! Shamed former S clubber Teenah Barett has been arested on the Mexican boarder trying to get into the USA on a donkey. Barett, fled the UK last year after been suspected of murdering the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls Nicole whats'her'face and her former band mate John Lee! Barett fled the country after she was foiled in her atempts to set up Lisa Scott-Lee's death during the last series of ITV's Dancing On Ice, Scott-Lee had recovered after she was shot in the breast in 2006, in some wierd way of protecting TEENAH! Barett, appeared to be trying to get into the USA, it is claimed she thought they may like her, and take her in as the next Celeb who is famous for being famous. However the Mexixan and American offical's plan to deport Teenah back to the UK, however this could hit a snag if as is thought the UK refuses to house Barett for all the trouble she has caused. If that happens it is likely Barett would be blasted into space, so like her non-released song she could be a "Moon Child"
