Posted December 12, 200717 yr http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Shakira I lol'd so hard at some of things said, some of my personal favourites: Shakira ("hips of a whore" in latin) was born in Barranquilla, British Colombia to Rapunzel and Jennifer Lopez, the sixth of 42 siblings. She was a child prodigy, writing and composing music as a fetus at the age of 3 months. One of her first songs was called "Tus Gafas Oscuras" (Oscar the Grouch), about her father's grief at his son who had died in a car accident. Similar emotional concerns are evident in her more recent songs, such as "Underneath Your Clothes" and "Hips Don't Lie." then she released "peligro" -Spanish for 'tequila is awesome ya'll' - in 1993. this album is her most controversial to date, containing songs that talk about several taboo topics like lipstick and leg warmers. it accomplished an unbelievable amount of awards for her, including the 1994 award for best baseball player of her league. Meanwhile, Shakira created the Pies Descalzos (Spanish for "Foot Clan Ninjas") Foundation, for which she was honored by the UN for preventing World War IV.Shakira co-authored "Hips Don't Lie" with Satan. :lol: :lol:
December 21, 200717 yr After her solo career, Shakira formed a band called 'Enter Shakira', consisting of her and her good friend, Oscar the Grouch. This was short-lived, however, as they just could not compete with the c**p$h!t that was the up-and-coming band, Enter Shikari, whose name was just too similar for the Albanian singer and her green furry friend. XDDDDDDDD
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