Have you considered a gastric band a la Fern ? :lol:

By the way, I've now been officially diagnosed as having a food intolerance. I had to give a blood sample. Now I need to wait 10 days to find out what food(s) I'm intolerant to. Prays it's not chocolate, crisps or alcohol. :teresa:

 

:cry: I couldnt imagine life without Chocolate

 

gastric band a la fern :unsure:

 

Hi Biggie & Josh :cheer: :cheer:

Hey Sparkle. :D

and eating bloody ryvita tastes like cardboard :cry:

 

You end up like Fern Britton :cry:

 

You end up like Fern Britton :cry:

 

 

Exposed in the tabloids? :o

 

Sparkle in the newspapers B)

Wired? :o

Never :teresa:

 

 

Oooops....I mis-read then.... :rolleyes:

 

Hiya Sparkle!!!! :dance: :dance:

Off to find some food. I'm fading away to a shadow here :cry:

:blink: Fern Britton

 

newspapers :unsure:

 

Want some cardboard to chew on Jups :P

 

Off to bed now, Friday tomorrow :yahoo: :yahoo:

 

night everyone :wub:

Night Sparkle, night everyone.

 

I bet when Jups comes back everyone has gone :rofl:

Hope you have a good sleep, Sparkle.... :)

Night everyone... :wub: :wub: :wub: .

 

 

why is everyone gone when I come on here...... :mellow: ..you lot are like a bloody pack of old age pensioners....... <_< ..gone to bed again Il'l bet...... :huh: .. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

 

 

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Edited June 12, 200817 yr by Scorpio

I'm here :o

 

 

But I'm going shortly to read my book. -_-

 

 

 

Night to all who have left :wub:

Hey, I resemble an old pensioner, and I'm a wee lad of 43... :P :P

Hey, I resemble an old pensioner, and I'm a wee lad of 43... :P :P

 

 

A mere child :lol:

 

That's right, little missy..... :w00t:

^_^

 

 

Anyway, stop telling lies about your age Mr Big. :o You are the same age as me. 22. :teresa:

 

 

I'm off to read my latest book. Exit Music by Ian Rankin (an Inspector Rebus one). It's very exciting. :w00t:

 

 

Night all :heart:

 

 

*** And loads of Wubbles to Flatty in the Hospital :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: ***

And I thought it was a dfrunken Ossy staggering up and down Jups' street, swearing at himself..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

I don't live out in the sticks like Jups...So it wasn't me :smoke:

Good morning people :w00t:

Morning :cheer:

Hello darling :kiss: