I'm hopeless at baking. I tried to make a vanilla sponge the other week. It rose about a cm then collapsed. And when I tried to remove it from the tray it stuck to the sides and then kind of disintegrated. And that was a cake mix, add water type of thing. :angry:

Sorry to hear that, Jups.....I'm for hire to be your cook and baker....if you're interested.... :)

Well, :unsure:

 

Do you not think my dinner might be a bit cold by the time it arrives over here?

Well, I was thinking of cooking it at your place.....and I'd be willing to sleep in the cellar, or the garden potting shed.....

I've got a loft. You'll need to empty it of all the junk first :unsure:

Not a problem, Jups....it'll give me something to do while the marinara sauce is slowly cooking for the pasta, and, the banana nut bread is baking in the oven....

:kink: hope I'm not interrupting anything

Not at all. You can help Biggie clean out my loft ^_^

Hot diggity....two attractive ladies to enjoy dinner with...... :dance: :dance:

Hey, you're just the cook. Nobody said anything about you eating with us :P

I thought I was supposed to sample things in front of you, to prove I didn't poison anything....

:unsure: that could be a good idea Jups

I have Psycho Kitty for that..... ^_^

:o how could you

 

 

Easily. She jumped on my back tonight with her claws out. I'm bloodied once again.

 

I turned my head and there she is perched on my shoulder like Long John Silver's feckin parrot :wacko:

 

 

:arrr:

:lol: awwww she loves you :wub:

 

My cat attacks my feet under the duvet when I'm sleeping :arrr:

I've taught him how to fly ^_^

 

 

off now, night everyone :heart:

I'm off too. Night Night :heart:

Sleep well, ladies... :) :)

 

I like video. :lol:

 

I like video. :lol:

 

:lol: yeah me too

 

I couldn't make out what those women were shouting to Bono though from the top of the bridge