Christmas Records that probably wont get played in any shops in-store sound systems for being too rude or risque...

 

1. Judge Dread- Christmas In Dreadland

 

 

any ruder examples???

'rock n roll christmas' not because its rude but because its by gary glitter!

Lick A Smurp For Christmas - Father Abraphart & The Smurps - #58 in 1978

 

Jonathan King on a naughty Smurfs spoof

Edited December 6, 200816 yr by Euro Music

The Goodies - Father Christmas Do No Touch Me

It was quite funny at the time (1974) but risque now .

'rock n roll christmas' not because its rude but because its by gary glitter!

 

 

I have that on a 1994 It's Christmas compilation. Good track but agreed you won't hear it and it'll never appear on Now Xmas. :P

I have that on a 1994 It's Christmas compilation. Good track but agreed you won't hear it and it'll never appear on Now Xmas. :P

 

Nor should it... No way should we be giving that vile pervert any of our money.... I'm certainly never going to contribute to his "Raping Underage Thai Prostitutes" fund..... -_-

 

Quite often I get a thinking

How as kids we got by

Like christmas time in our house

We couldn't even afford a fire

 

But we made do in our house

Back then when I was young

Dad used to suck a peppermint

And we'd all sit round his tongue

 

We couldn't afford no tinsel

On our christmas tree

So we'd just wheel old grandad in

And make the old c**t sneeze...atchoo

 

Wheel him round the other side granny...atchoo

 

Well things change so bloody fast

I got children now of me own

Now I heard 'em unwrap their presents

Last night when I got home

 

Santa claus you c**t

Where's my f***ing bike

I've unwrapped all this other junk

There's nothing what i like

 

I've wrote you a letter

And i've come to see you twice

You geriatric w*n**r

Where's my f***ing bike

 

If i wanted a pair of f***ing shoes

I would've f***ing asked

This cowboy suit and ping-pong set

You can stick right up your arse

 

You went and mucked my order up

It's enough to make you spew

It's not just me that's pissed off

My sister's cheesed off too

 

Santa claUs you c**t

Where's my f***ing pram

You promised me you f***ing c**t

You know who I am

 

'Cos I'm the little girl

You made sit right on your hand

Never mind your ho ho ho

Where's my f***ing pram

 

Next time i go to see him

I'm gonna punch him in the guts

Set his f***ing reindeer loose

Kick rudolf in the nuts

 

Just you wait til next year

'Til we get to that store

A mate of my little sister

'll come stomping through that door

 

Hey mums and dads just check his breath

And watch his bloodshot eyes

Don't listen to him boys and girls

'Cos he tells f***ing lies

 

He's a pisstake and a pervert

He's not even f***ing bright

'Cos that f***ing w*n**r

Forgot my f***ing bike

 

Hey santa claus you c**t

Where's my f***ing bike

I've unwrapped all this other junk

There's nothing what I like

 

I wrote you a f***ing letter

And I came to see you twice

You geriatric w*n**r

Forgot my f***ing bike

 

Yeah I'm gonna tell my dad on you

f***ing punch your head in....c**t

I saw mummy sucking santa

 

Kevin Bloody Wilson - Hey Santa Claus You c**t

Due to her obscurity in modern day culture.

 

Kate Bush - December Will Be Magic Again

I have that on a 1994 It's Christmas compilation. Good track but agreed you won't hear it and it'll never appear on Now Xmas. :P

 

amazing song :)

Due to her obscurity in modern day culture.

 

Kate Bush - December Will Be Magic Again

 

kate bush rulez!!