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I shall forgive your heartless stance if you promise not to leave it until I'm at university to get down into the top 40.

 

When are you going to uni? If it's anytime before March 2011, I'm just not sure I can make that promise. I'm pretty exhausted you know.

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Academic years do not begin at Easter time, my foolish friend. In the words of my sometime-lover Rachel Stevens, what planet ARE you from?
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Academic years do not begin at Easter time, my foolish friend. In the words of my sometime-lover Rachel Stevens, what planet ARE you from?

 

High Wycombe. It really is a different world.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/images/characters_cast/characters/ricky_b/ricky_butcher_large_3.jpg

 

How can anyone NOT find him adorable?

Awww. Still, he SPURNED Liam and for that he should really be chastised. Foul child. He's only marginally BUTCHER than BEN!

LMAO just discovered this thread. The pictures are hilarious! :D

 

I adore Lauren Grace though :wub:

 

 

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Awww. Still, he SPURNED Liam and for that he should really be chastised. Foul child. He's only marginally BUTCHER than BEN!

 

But see, I'm slowly beginning to convert on the Ben Mitchell issue. I quite like the idea of a wooden, camp Mitchell running amok in the Square, pouting for all it's worth.

Liam doesn't come close :(

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Into the top 40 finally then, and another bloody joint position between a pair of non-entities.

 

 

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39. Libby Fox (4.12)

 

Normally when TV shows of this kind try to introduce an intelligent bookworm character to go against the grain, they tend to be portrayed as meek, modest and rather likeable souls.

EE broke this rule with "Squiggle". Instead they took the very worst qualities of caricature Lisa Simpson (brattiness, whining, horrendous self-righteousness), lumped it all together and made it uglier. Coupled with a collection of complete non-stories (Libby wants to go to Oxford. Libby doesn't want to go to Oxford. Libby is sulking with her mother. Libby is sulking with Darren. Libby is sulking with the world), and we have one horrific waste of space and BBC funding.

SEND HER TO OXFORD.

 

 

 

 

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39. Peter Beale (4.12)

 

Peter Beale mystifies me. He goes against EVERYTHING that drama is supposed to be about (i.e. to entertain), he sucks the life and colour out of everything he comes into contact with, bland doesn't come close.

And yet I actually like him. I think it's the way he just stands there being all innocent, watching paint dry, and along someone comes and randomly takes a great big $h!t on him. Lucy belittles him, Ian orders him about like a slave, Lauren dumps him and runs off to the other side of the country, Max beats him up, Tony the p**** beats him up... It's all very entertaining. I eagerly await the episode where Tracy the barmaid bottles him.

They simply cannot send Squiggle to Oxford. It is tradition that the Enders of the East only leave Walford on their way to Spain or America, or in a coffin. Peter had no chance did he, really? Ian is his father for christ's sake. He should just be grateful his hair has yet to resemble curtains.

^ LOL poor Peter.

 

He is criminally underused. Uncle Christian needs to take him under his wing ;)

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They simply cannot send Squiggle to Oxford. It is tradition that the Enders of the East only leave Walford on their way to Spain or America, or in a coffin. Peter had no chance did he, really? Ian is his father for christ's sake. He should just be grateful his hair has yet to resemble curtains.

 

Oh fine, shove her in a coffin then. Her first non non-story.

 

^ LOL poor Peter.

 

He is criminally underused. Uncle Christian needs to take him under his wing ;)

 

Is the implication that you wish for a storyline whereby Christian becomes a gay paedophile abusing one of his relatives?

Is the implication that you wish for a storyline whereby Christian becomes a gay paedophile abusing one of his relatives?

 

:o OMG lol no! I love Peter and Christians friendship, they seem to like spending time together. I'm saying maybe Peter could get confused about his sexuality and turn to Christian for advice :P

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:o OMG lol no! I love Peter and Christians friendship, they seem to like spending time together. I'm saying maybe Peter could get confused about his sexuality and turn to Christian for advice :P

 

But they already did that with Steven!

 

Besides, Peter's too busy providing his services as a punching bag to be having his own storyline.

But they already did that with Steven!

 

Besides, Peter's too busy providing his services as a punching bag to be having his own storyline.

 

Oh yea good point I forgot about psycho.

 

Oh well for now I'll wait for Lauren to get back so Peter has more scenes with her. ^_^

Noo, Peter cant be this low. He's too adorable LOL. He desperatly needs more storylines though tbh

 

Libby. Well, meh.

 

Max?!

 

I predict a top 10 of Ronnie, Roxy, Peggy, Pat, Tanya, Stacey, Jane, Dot, Big Mo, Denise and Phil. Which wouldn't be bad at all.

 

LET'S SEE HOW RIGHT I AM

 

We'll know by next year!

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Max?!

 

I predict a top 10 of Ronnie, Roxy, Peggy, Pat, Tanya, Stacey, Jane, Dot, Big Mo, Denise and Phil. Which wouldn't be bad at all.

 

LET'S SEE HOW RIGHT I AM

 

We'll know by next year!

 

Well I can tell you now you're wrong. You named 11 characters there.

 

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