Stewie

Would be nice if Jessie Ware charted (but won't)

Cool, thanks

Excuse my ignorance, but for the Sunday chart, is there absolutely no streaming details from anyone? Not even Fridays? I thought there were none, but surely there’s some?

But she didn't though did she? MC's sales were cut in half!

Ellie surely must be one of the dullest 'artists' of all time? HER VOICE IS JUST SOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING! Charts are a complete joke now!

BA20 and 30 should be made a criminal offence to be played EVER lol... I'm a late 80s child so my life was SAW, so BAII will always hold a special place in my heart :)

BA1 and BAII are the only ones you need....

Looks like yesterday, Mariah did almost 5 times the streams of Stormzy... will be very close... I hope MC gets it or Wham....

Robbie will walk it again. RW is already outselling The Who daily :)

So 'Dance Monkey' will break the record for the longest number 1 by a female artist in the UK although she is no longer actually No1. If all sales were counted, the Top 3 this week would currently be 1 (2) All I Want For Christmas Is You 2 (1) Dance Monkey 3 (3) Last Christmas When we have fake chart records, the charts become a joke for me.

Zzzzzz No1 Yesterday's mid-week's had Mariah Carey at no2 (IF she wasn't on the ACR). Wham! would be no3 :o

Coldplay are currently about 4k ahead of RW :o

Posn Lw Posn Wks Peak Title Artist 1 2 3 1 THE BEST OF ME RICK ASTLEY 2 3 20 1 STEP BACK IN TIME - THE DEFINITIVE COLLECTION KYLIE MINOGUE 3 1 3 1 CRY CIGARETTES AFTER SEX 4 6 3 4 SNAP THE JAM 5 8 8 1 WHY ME? WHY NOT LIAM GALLAGHER 6 9 6 2 EMERALD CLASSICS SWIM DEEP 7 10 25 1 MAXIMUM ROCK 'N' ROLL - THE SINGLES PRIMAL SCREAM 8 5 3 5 BLACK GOLD - BEST OF THE EDITORS 9 11 9 1 HYPERSONIC MISSILES SAM FENDER 10 12 28 1 SPINN SPINN 11 13 4 1 GOING FOR GOLD - THE GREATEST HITS SHED SEVEN 12 7 25 1 TO LOSE MY LIFE WHITE LIES 13 15 40 1 RIPPLES IAN BROWN 14 NEW 1 14 GOLD MICHAEL BOLTON 15 4 2 4 GOLD M PEOPLE 16 17 34 1 SINGING TO STRANGERS JACK SAVORETTI 17 18 22 1 GOLD - THE GREATEST HITS CHER 18 23 6 2 GOLD FIVE STAR 19 29 186 1 TIME FLIES - 1994-2009 OASIS 20 33 10 2 GOLD BELINDA CARLISLE

T/W L/W Wks P/K Title Artist 1 1 9 1 YOU STILL LOVE HIM WHITE LIES 2 4 9 2 AFTERTASTE THE ACADEMIC 3 6 7 3 VIOLET SEA GIRLS 4 7 7 4 NIGHT LIKE NO OTHER ODDITY ROAD 5 8 7 5 CRAZY RIKAS 6 12 6 6 END TO END PARLIAMO 7 2 10 2 WASTE MY TIME FABRIC BEAR 8 9 7 8 PROM NIGHT DRENGE 9 3 8 3 SAIL AWAY, SAY GOODBYE SWIM DEEP 10 15 9 10 HALF LIFE SPECTOR 11 10 12 1 HEAVENLY CIGARETTES AFTER SEX 12 17 9 12 TAKE CONTROL THE MYSTERINES 13 18 3 13 ALL IN MY HEAD NEIL FRANCES 14 19 6 14 LOVE UNLOVED 15 20 5 15 KEEP ME IN CHECK THE CHEAP THRILLS 16 5 8 5 TASTE (MAKE IT SHAKE) AITCH 17 13 12 1 BRITISH BOMBS DECLAN MCKENNA 18 11 4 4 ORPHANS COLDPLAY 19 21 6 15 IMITATION THE NINTH WAVE 20 33 12 12 WHOEVER YOU ARE L'AUPAIRE 21 16 6 16 SMALL SPACES CASSIA 22 26 4 22 MIXED SIGNALS THE NIGHT CAFÉ 23 29 3 23 WOULD YOU RATHER BE LONELY? RED RUM CLUB 24 28 4 24 SILVER DMA'S 25 31 5 25 BABY'S GOT A BRAIN OF SUGAR OTHERKIN 26 39 2 26 ALL WORKS OUT TALKBOY 27 24 13 4 I'M NOT YOUR MAN BLACKWATERS 28 14 3 14 I FEEL LOVE SAM SMITH 29 22 20 3 I DON'T WANT 2 B UR FRIEND DEVON 30 NEW 1 30 KISS LIKE THE SUN JAKE BUGG 31 40 2 31 TROUBLE ALWAYS FINDS ME FUR 32 NEW 1 32 RUNNER TENNIS 33 27 7 18 ALL OR NOTHING JUNIOR MESA 34 32 3 32 ENCORE CATFISH AND THE BOTTLEMEN 35 NEW 1 35 WEIGH ME DOWN IVORY WAVE 36 NEW 1 36 HOME CARIBOU 37 36 13 10 HOPE FOR THE UNDERRATED YOUTH YUNGBLUD 38 38 2 38 THE GREAT ESCAPE THE LATHUMS 39 NEW 1 39 COMFORT ZONE FABRIC BEAR 40 NEW 1 40 WHEN THE SUN VIDA

Agreed, I don't see their appeal at all.