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THIS!

If U Need It is a BOP

+12 David Bowie - Life On Mars +10 Radiohead - Paranoid Android +8 Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy +7 New Order - Blue Monday [1988] +6 Otis Redding - (Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay +5 Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out +4 Girls Aloud - Call The Shots +3 ABBA - Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (A Man After Midnight) +2 Dua Lipa - Physical +1 Junior Senior - Move Your Feet

IF Bruno/Gaga drops I could see potential #1. Sadly think the ship has sailed for both Chappell and Birds Of A Feather now.

In the chart of my headphones its the 7th #1 from Brat.

Taylor's releases have also become absolutely incessant in recent times but I don't think she's ever claimed she won't be releasing anything for a whole calendar year and then pulled a SIKE I want another Christmas hit card at least.

YASSSSS Now to focus on my campaign for :megacheeseblock: ;)

Given he's produced about two decent songs out of thousands of releases in the last six years he deserves to flop for the rest of eternity.

Dasha SERIOUSLY needs to go ACR

Glad to see Jade climbing but 360 is going in the wrong direction.

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Haven't we heard this 70 million times before?

+30 Wankelmut & Emma Louise - My Head Is A Jungle (MK Remix) +29 Lana Del Rey - West Coast +28 Oliver Heldens & Becky Hill - Gecko (Overdrive) +27 Paolo Nutini - Iron Sky +26 Lorde - 400 Lux +25 Lorde - Team +24 Zhu – Faded +23 Tove Lo - Habits (Stay High) (Original) +22 Weeknd - Often +21 Katy B - Crying For No Reason +20 Gorgon City (feat. MNEK) - Ready For Your Love +19 Ariana Grande (feat. The Weeknd) - Love Me Harder +18 Magician (feat. Years & Years) – Sunlight +17 Lorde - Yellow Flicker Beat +16 Avicii (feat. Dan Tyminski) - Hey Brother +15 Mr. Probz - Waves (Robin Schulz Remix) +14 alt-J - Every Other Freckle +13 Foxes - Let Go For Tonight +12 Kiesza - Hideaway +11 Andy C & Fiora - Heartbeat Loud +10 Lilly Wood and The Prick - Prayer In C (Robin Schulz Remix) +9 Kasabian - Eez-Eh +8 Calvin Harris (feat. John Newman) – Blame +7 Fuse ODG - Million Pound Girl +6 Duke Dumont (feat. Jax Jones) - I Got U +5 Faul & Wad vs. Pnau - Changes +4 Beyoncé (feat. Jay-Z) - Drunk in Love +3 Iggy Azalea (feat. Charli XCX) - Fancy +2 Route 94 (feat. Jess Glynne) - My Love +1 Tom Odell - Real Love

God imagine Charli and Billie performing Guess on primetime BBC One.

Even if it doesn't go to #1, at least we know we're getting an instant top 10 again next week after weeks of tedium.

I would be insanely delighted for Chase & Status to have a LONG overdue #1 to their name so I will obviously be supporting this and it is decent but it's also no Baddadan and it's not even as good as Liquor & Cigarettes which it also sounds very similar too. Hope it grows on me.

Oh my C&S coming for a #1 debut??? :cheeseblock:

Mother made chart history after 72 years!!!

Oh do f*** OFF.

I heard the girl so confusing with Lorde version on retail radio in a shop the other day which was so cvnty but also realised the readio edit censors the word "weapon". Like what the serious fook? I always thought the point of radio edits was to remove hard swear words or explicit sexual references that small children may hear and then repeat. Do they think if they allow words like alcohol, cigarette and weapon on the radio it will lead to chain smoking, whiskey swilling, gun toting 8 year olds roaming the street or something? The sanitisation of culture.

That’s so brat let’s be honest lmao

POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!

There's actually a bit of a running theme on that list of people who do have loads of talent on display elsewhere having shite monster hits. From the Stevie dirge to Will Young's generic winners song to Elton's Diana eulogy...

omg imagine if this actually goes on to re-peak!! (it won't :() Also whoever holds the power get the OCC to credit Lorde on it you cowards. x