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It sounds like the stuff George Michael came out with in between driving into kebab shops

100 Rita Ora Anywhere 90 Ariana Grande One Last Time 80 Clean Bandit Symphony 70 Dua Lipa New Rules 60 Calvin Harris Feels 50 Luis Fonsi Despacito 40 DJ Khaled Wild Thoughts 30 Camila Cabello - Havana 20 Harry Styles Sign of the Times 10 Taylor swift look what you made me do -10 Ed Sheeran - Perfect

(N)1 Kesha This is Me (1)2 Rita Ora Anywhere (8 weeks) (1-1-1-1-2-2-1-2-) (3)3 Kesha Woman (☆☆☆14 weeks☆☆☆) (9-4-10-5-4-2-3-2-2-2-3-5-3-3-)(6)4 Manic Street Preachers International Blue (3 weeks) (4-6-4-) (N)5 Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Holy Mountain (2)6 Jax Jones and Ina Wroldsen Breathe (4 weeks) (1-1-2-6-) (4)7 Steps Dancing with a Broken Heart (☆☆☆15 WEEKS☆☆☆) (1-2-2-1-1-1-1-2-4-3-4-4-3-4-7-) (5)8 Eminem and Beyonce Walk on Water (7 weeks) (3-6-6-5-6-5-8-) (7)9 Eminem Untouchable (3 weeks) (8-7-9-) (8)10 Camila Cabello Real Friends (3 weeks) (9-8-10-) OUT Steps Fool For You (5 weeks) (5-3-6-7-9-) The Darkness Happiness (1 week) COMING NEW YEAR'S DAY: Tim's Top 10 of 2017 COMING 5 JANUARY: Tim's "Anything Goes" Top 20. HAPPY NEW YEAR

(2)1 Rita Ora Anywhere (7 weeks) (1-1-1-1-2-2-1-) (1)2 Jax Jones and Ina Wroldsen Breathe (3 weeks) (1-1-2-) (5)3 Kesha Woman (☆☆☆13 weeks☆☆☆) (9-4-10-5-4-2-3-2-2-2-3-5-3-) (3)4 Steps Dancing with a Broken Heart (☆☆☆14 WEEKS☆☆☆) (1-2-2-1-1-1-1-2-4-3-4-4-3-4-) (6)5 Eminem and Beyonce Walk on Water (6 weeks) (3-6-6-5-6-5-) (4)6 Manic Street Preachers International Blue (2 weeks) (8)7 Eminem Untouchable (2 weeks) (9)8 Camila Cabello Real Friends (2 weeks) (7)9 Steps Fool For You (5 weeks) (5-3-6-7-9-) (N)10 The Darkness Happiness (2 weeks) NEXT WEEK: The Top 40 of 2017 and the final weekly top 10 before the launch of Tim's Anything Goes Top 20

(1)1 Jax Jones and Ina Wroldsen Breathe (2 weeks) (2)2 Rita Ora Anywhere (6 weeks) (1-1-1-1-2-2-) (4)3 Steps Dancing with a Broken Heart (☆☆☆13 WEEKS☆☆☆) (1-2-2-1-1-1-1-2-4-3-4-4-3-) (N)4 Manic Street Preachers International Blue (3)5 Kesha Woman (☆☆☆12 weeks☆☆☆) (9-4-10-5-4-2-3-2-2-2-3-5-) (5)6 Eminem & Beyoncé Walk on Water (5 weeks) (3-6-6-5-6-) (6)7 Steps Fool For You (4 weeks) (5-3-6-7-) (N)8 Eminem Untouchable (N)9 Camila Cabello Real Friends (N)10 The Darkness Happiness OUT PRETTYMUCH No More (1 week) (7-) Charlie Hides Bitch Thin (2 weeks) (6-8-) Camila Cabello Havana (4 weeks) (7-7-7-9-) The Darkness Rock in Space (6 weeks) (4-4-8-10-8-10-)

(N)1 Jax Jones and Ina Wroldsen Breathe (1)2 Rita Ora Anywhere (5 weeks) (1-1-1-1-2-) (2)3 Kesha Woman (☆☆☆11 weeks☆☆☆) (9-4-10-5-4-2-3-2-2-2-3-) (4)4 Steps Dancing with a Broken Heart (☆☆☆12 WEEKS☆☆☆) (1-2-2-1-1-1-1-2-4-3-4-4-) (6)5 Eminem & Beyoncé Walk on Water (4 weeks) (3-6-6-5-) (3)6 Steps Fool For You (3 weeks) (5-3-6-) (N)7 PRETTYMUCH No More (5)8 Charlie Hides Bitch Thin (2 weeks) (7)9 Camila Cabello Havana (4 weeks) (7-7-7-9-) (8)10 The Darkness Rock in Space (6 weeks) (4-4-8-10-8-10-) OUT Little Mix If I Get My Way (1 week) (9-) The Darkness Why Don't the Beautiful Cry (8 weeks) (8-4-10-6-6-10-8-10)

(1)1 Rita Ora Anywhere (4 weeks) (1-1-1-1-) (2)2 Kesha Woman (☆☆☆10 weeks☆☆☆) (9-4-10-5-4-2-3-2-2-2-) (5)3 Steps Fool For You (2 weeks) (3)4 Steps Dancing with a Broken Heart (☆☆☆11 WEEKS☆☆☆) (1-2-2-1-1-1-1-2-4-3-4-) (N)5 Charlie Hides Bitch Thin (6)6 Eminem & Beyoncé Walk on Water (3 weeks) (3-6-6-) (7)7 Camila Cabello Havana (3 weeks) (7-7-7-) (10)8 The Darkness Rock in Space (5 weeks) (4-4-8-10-) (N)9 Little Mix If I Get My Way (8)10 The Darkness Why Don't the Beautiful Cry (8 weeks) (8-4-10-6-6-10-8-10-) OUT Kesha Learn to Let Go (1 week) (4-) Cher Ooga Boo (8 weeks) (5-5-7-3-9-8-6-9-)

(1)1 Rita Ora Anywhere (3 weeks) (1-1-1-) (2)2 Kesha Woman (9 weeks) (9-4-10-5-4-2-3-2-2-) (4)3 Steps Dancing with a Broken Heart (☆☆☆10 WEEKS☆☆☆) (1-2-2-1-1-1-1-2-4-3-) (N)4 Kesha Learn to Let Go (N)5 Steps Fool For You (3)6 Eminem & Beyoncé Walk on Water (2 weeks) (7)7 Camila Cabello Havana (2 weeks) (10)8 The Darkness Why Don't the Beautiful Cry (7 weeks) (8-4-10-6-6-10-8-) (6)9 Cher Ooga Boo (8 weeks) (5-5-7-3-9-8-6-9-) (8)10 The Darkness Rock in Space (4 weeks) (4-4-8-10-) OUT Steps September Sun (3 weeks) (3-5-5-) NERD Lemon (1 week) (9-)

I've got a fiver on Rita at 25/1 after what happened with Clean Bandit

Eminem?

1 Kesha Praying 2 Clean Bandit Symphony 3 Little Mix No More Sad Songs 4 Charlie XCX Boys 5 Charlie Puth Attention 6 (shuddering) Ed Sheeran Shape of You 7 Louisa Johnson Best Behaviour I have no idea who the bottom 3 are...this is only partially shade 8 Post Malone ft. 21 Savage - Rockstar 9 Yungen ft. Yxng Bane - Bestie 10. ALMA - Chasing Heights

1 Steps Scared of the dark (my song of the year) 2 Little Mix Power 3 CNCO and Little Mix Reggaeton Lento 4 Luis Fonzi Despacito 5 Jax Jones You Don't Know Me 6 Shawn Mendes There's Nothing Holding Me Back 7 Cheat Codes No Promises 8 Avicii Lonely Together 9 Selena Gomez Bad Liar V V V V V V V V V V 10 J Hus Did You See (what a load of $h!t)

Bought Queen News of the World 40th Streaming ELO Wembley or Bust

(1)1 Rita Ora Anywhere (2 weeks) (3)2 Kesha Woman (8 weeks) (9-4-10-5-4-2-3-2-) (N)3 Eminem & Beyoncé Walk on Water (2)4 Steps Dancing with a Broken Heart (9 weeks) (1-2-2-1-1-1-1-2-4-) (5)5 Steps September Sun (3 weeks) (3-5-5-) (8)6 Cher Ooga Boo (7 weeks) (5-5-7-3-9-8-6-) (N)7 Camila Cabello Havana (4)8 The Darkness Rock in Space (3 weeks) (4-4-8-) (N)9 NERD Lemon (6)10 The Darkness Why Don't the Beautiful Cry (6 weeks) (8-4-10-6-6-10-) OUT Sheridan And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going Ina Wroldsen Strongest Calvin Harris Faking It

Ah but in this country if you can't afford it the taxpayer will give you some money to be able to

Singles ABBA Eagle/Thank You For The Music 7" picture disc ABBA Take a Chance on Me/I'm a Marionette 7" picture disc

I'm calling Anywhere for Christmas number 1

(N)1 Rita Ora Anywhere (1)2 Steps Dancing With a Broken Heart (8 weeks) (1-2-2-1-1-1-1-2-) (2)3 Kesha Woman (7 weeks) (9-4-10-5-4-2-3-) (4)4 The Darkness Rock in Space (2 weeks) (3)5 Steps September Sun (2 weeks) (6)6 The Darkness Why Don't the Beautiful Cry (5 weeks) (8-4-10-6-6-) (N)7 Sheridan And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going (9)8 Cher Ooga Boo (6 weeks) (5-5-7-3-9-8-) (7)9 Ina Wroldsen Strongest (2 weeks) (10)10 Calvin Harris Faking It (2 weeks) OUT Franz Ferdinand Always Ascending (2 weeks) Pitbull and Fifth Harmony Por Favor (1 week)

(1)1 Steps Dancing with a Broken Heart (7 weeks) (1-2-2-1-1-1-1-) (4)2 Kesha Woman (6 weeks) (9-4-10-5-4-2-) (N)3 Steps September Sun (N)4 The Darkness Rock in Space (8)5 Franz Ferdinand Always Ascending (2 weeks) (10)6 The Darkness Why Don't the Beautiful Cry (4 weeks) (8-4-10-6-) (N)7 Ina Wroldsen Strongest (N)8 Pitbull and Fifth Harmony Por Favor (3)9 Cher Ooga Boo (5 weeks) (5-5-7-3-9-) (N)10 Calvin Harris Faking It OUT Nadine Go to Work (7 weeks) (1-7-1-1-3-3-2) Kamferdrops Jag Trodde Änglanar Fanns (3 weeks) (2-2-5) J Balvin Mi Gente (2 weeks) (6-6) Shania Twain Swinging With My Eyes Closed (****10 WEEKS****) (4-1-4-3-5-7-6-6-8-7) Pink & Eminem Revenge (2 weeks) (10-9)

1 Steps Dancing with a Broken Heart (7 weeks) (1-2-2-1-1-1-1-) 2 Kesha Woman (6 weeks) (9-4-10-5-4-2-) 3 Steps September Sun 4 The Darkness Rock in Space 5 Franz Ferdinand Always Ascending (2 weeks) 6 The Darkness Why Don't the Beautiful Cry (4 weeks) (8-4-10-6-) 7 Ina Wroldsen Strongest 8 Pitbull and Fifth Harmony Por Favor 9 Cher Ooga Boo (5 weeks) (5-5-7-3-9-) 10 Calvin Harris Faking It (NEW) OUT Nadine Go to Work (7 weeks) (1-7-1-1-3-3-2) Kamferdrops Jag Trodde Änglanar Fanns (3 weeks) (2-2-5) J Balvin Mi Gente (2 weeks) (6-6) Shania Twain Swinging With My Eyes Closed (****10 WEEKS****) (4-1-4-3-5-7-6-6-8-7) Pink & Eminem Revenge (2 weeks) (10-9)

Bought Steps new vinyl edition Streaming Steps deluxe ELO Xanadu Live from Wembley Ina Wroldsen Stronger

1 Steps Dancing with a Broken Heart (6 weeks) (1-2-2-1-1-1-) 2 Nadine Go to Work (7 weeks) (1-7-1-1-3-3-2-) 3 Cher Ooga Boo (4 weeks) (5-5-7-3-) 4 Kesha Woman (5 weeks) (9-4-10-5-4-) 5 Kamferdrops Jag Trodde Änglanar Fanns (3 weeks) (2-2-5-) 6 J Balvin Mi Gente (2 weeks) 7 Shania Twain Swinging With My Eyes Closed (****10 WEEKS****) (4-1-4-3-5-7-6-6-8-7-) 8 Franz Ferdinand Always Ascending 9 Pink & Eminem Revenge (2 weeks) 10 The Darkness Why Don't the Beautiful Cry (3 weeks) (8-4-10-)

(1)1 Steps Dancing with a Broken Heart (6 weeks) (1-2-2-1-1-1-) (3)2 Nadine Go to Work (7 weeks) (1-7-1-1-3-3-2-) (7)3 Cher Ooga Boo (4 weeks) (5-5-7-3-) (5)4 Kesha Woman (5 weeks) (9-4-10-5-4-) (2)5 Kamferdrops Jag Trodde Änglanar Fanns (3 weeks) (2-2-5-) (6)6 J Balvin Mi Gente (2 weeks) (8)7 Shania Twain Swinging With My Eyes Closed (****10 WEEKS****) (4-1-4-3-5-7-6-6-8-7-) (N)8 Franz Ferdinand Always Ascending (10)9 Pink & Eminem Revenge (2 weeks) (4)10 The Darkness Why Don't the Beautiful Cry (3 weeks) (8-4-10-) OUT Shania Twain We Got Something They Don't (3 weeks) (3-7-9) INTO THE 10-WEEK CLUB... #1 Shania Twain Swinging With My Eyes Closed

Clean Bandit don't have a 100% strike rate...the Marina collab did nothing. Has anyone heard the new track to predict a number 1 already?

(1)1 Steps Dancing with a Broken Heart (5 weeks) (1-2-2-1-1-) (2)2 Kamferdrops Jag Trodde Änglanar Fanns (2 weeks) (3)3 Nadine Go to Work (6 weeks) (1-7-1-1-3-3-) (9)4 The Darkness Why Don't the Beautiful Cry (2 weeks) (10)5 Kesha Woman (4 weeks) (9-4-10-5-) (N)6 J Balvin Mi Gente (5)7 Cher Ooga Boo (3 weeks) (5-5-7-) (6)8 Shania Twain Swinging With My Eyes Closed (9 weeks) (4-1-4-3-5-7-6-6-8-) (7)9 Shania Twain We Got Something They Don't (3 weeks) (3-7-9-) (N)10 Pink & Eminem Revenge OUT Steps Neon Blue (9 weeks) (1-1-3-2-8-9-3-10-4-) Robbie Williams Go Mental (1 week) (8-)