Stephen Emmett

Just hurry up and get rid of WIMH already, public - we've got the jist of it!

Of course they just had to bring up the Big Weekend mentions!

Well... It's starting to be duller than Dull Dave McDull's duller brother Dennis. The state of the Top 40 currently that is. Of course I'm not actually being a moaner.

..so in practice Michael will get more than three tracks via his solo and Jackson 5 chart contributions.

Just two new entries so far, both played back to back..

Uh, you forgot Dasha got there first in 2024!

Boston is one of those copycat records... But since I saw Scream 7, I may know of her.

Down 30 places..

Just finally finished college for good on Wednesday after tedious exams - so this is the first chart as a proper working class adult I'm here for. Also, as a heads up, I'm not going to record the chart for 22 (that's the big weekend recap) and 29 May because I'll be on a two and a half week trip in America.

In terms of UK number one turnover this year, I think it's becoming more duller than dull.

It's now nine non-consecutive weeks on top for Man I Need now, three weeks on first run, five on its second run and now its third run on top starting.

Enough of the big talk, let's get into action now. Two records left...

Or... Maybe I'd do it myself honestly. "Tame Impala, refusing to move at 4 there with Dracula. The UK Top 40 on Radio 1, 3 records left. It's this one at... (3 number jingle)"

Of course the version radio is preferring the fusion of Kevin Parker - or Tame Impala - and BLACKPINK's Jennie on the reworking.

But I have to honestly confess if I subbed for Jack, I'd honestly do a better job at hosting the Radio 1 chart show. Anyone agree there?

As it turns out, the Top 5 is up next so don't move a muscle...

To me, it's more due to time restrictions and the fact that have to stick to the playlist in terms of the singles and hits.

Of course Shane Michael Boose is good at one thing, occupying the odd chart numbers a lot better than the evens!

Of course the heavy plays of Dean are because she's headlining the London O2 currently.

To be honest, I think this single is starting to become this year's equivalent to Beautiful Things in 2024 or Gnarls Barkley's Crazy in 2006.

Crap remix, crap ruining by Mall Grab - more like Chart Grab!

Of course she was signed in the wake of this track being huge!

Is it me or is everything getting just as slow in chart turnover most times?

Is Radio 1 mimicking Heart out here or am I insane?

Of course because they don't want to play a wrongin, so they have to play the safe balladeer.