Stephen Emmett

But honestly dig that Hot Chocolate deep cut sample

I'm like 47 or so seconds behind 4pm

Jack: "Have you seen it?" Me: "NO! And for good reason!"

Really does show how dire the music scene was last year - treating this like Think Twice in stats

Ughhh longest ever runner

I chose not to see Wuthering Heights yesterday in favour of Send Help, but you can't deny it's big. I'm hoping to check the 1992 film version out

I didn't mind Choosing Texas as a US number one - it's old fashioned country (not the modern country crap)

I do love Choosing Texas because of Todd - I think this stepped out of 1982

That's why I said "it's the JK and Joel era"

Time to travel to the JK and Joel era!

This week I'm on VHS, hi-fi stereo, LP mode...

Except this is better

It's average to yo-yo around the bottom, I don't mind this

Some change is better than no change

Phew. I'm on here hoping for some change at least... But let's hope it's not dire

But uniquely, it makes sense that Opalite is number one on Valentine's week. It might just go down and become of the best modern love songs a few years down the line.

As Jack says "once Taylor Swift enters the chart race, you have to obviously surrender to it".

Now two records left to go...

And in comes the Top 3... Dave and TEMS, Raye or Taylor Swift, take your pick.

34 whole weeks in the Top 40 for this duet version of a track from People Watching...

Zara is the middle of the two Olivia Dean sandwich in the Top 10...

Now, in comes the reactivated Lush Life. Yes, I'm still using the term reactivated and reissued if necessary for songs that have gone popular again.

..but this, according to Radio 1 listeners, was their pick for best songs of the year according to Radio 1. This would've been an ideal winner for the ITV panel show Record of the Year if it was still around.

This has spent 22 non-consecutive weeks as a Top 10 hit...

The original mix is more aggressive in drumming...