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That Creator Universe track would be at least somewhat bearable if it wasn’t for that woman with the horrid accent who gets about three lines. Who is she?

Or women of different ethnicities?

+10 New Year - Sugababes +9 One More Sleep - Leona Lewis +8 Christmas Time - The Darkness +7 Santa Tell Me - Ariana Grande +6 Christmas Lights - The Darkness +5 Underneath the Tree - Kelly Clarkson +4 Santa Baby - Kylie Minogue +3 Mistletoe - Justin Bieber +2 Warm This Winter - Gabriella Cilmi +1 Christmas Tree Farm - Taylor Swift

The sales for the Xmas #1 in 2024 might not have made the top 10 in 1996!

Line up for 19 December - It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas - Michael Buble (17), Step Into Christmas - Elton John (15), Messy - Lola Young (11), Santa Tell Me - Ariana Grande (9), Jingle Bell Rock - Bobby Helms (7), It Can’t Be Christmas - Tom Grennan (6), Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee (5), Last Christmas - Wham! (1) See you all in 2025!

A lot of blonde women so far!

I think Last Christmas is now the 10th songs to spend 13 weeks at #1 on SCR. 18 I Believe 16 Everything I Do 15 Love is All Around, One Dance, Dance Monkey 14 Bohemian Rhapsody, Shape of You, Despacito 13 Bad Habits, Last Christmas Won’t catch I Believe until next year though…

Surely the BBC are setting up Dear Alice? Their Strictly performance was the perfect length.

Line up for 12 December - Merry Christmas Everyone - Shakin’ Stevens (18), It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Andy Williams (15), Fairytale of New York - The Pogues / Kirsty MacColl (13), Underneath the Tree - Kelly Clarkson (12), Do They Know It’s Christmas - Band Aid (8), All I Want for Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey (5), Last Christmas - Wham (2), That’s So True - Gracie Abrams (1)

Thank you so much Rollo - really enjoyed it!

Amended - replaced with another Robbie track x

+5 Leona Lewis - One More Sleep +4 Ariana Grande - Santa Tell Me +3 Kelly Clarkson - Underneath the Tree +2 Coldplay - Christmas Lights +1 Robbie Williams / Tyson Fury - Bad Sharon

Ditto Famous Last Words for the RIP slot My #2 selection Heatwave - Boogie Nights Carly Simon - Nobody Does It Better Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street

+5 Sugababes - New Year +4 The Killers - Great Big Sled +3 George Michael - December Song +2 Pet Shop Boys - It Doesn’t Often Snow at Christmas +1 Bob Dylan - Must Be Santa

Line up for 5 December - Merry Christmas - Ed Sheeran / Elton John (31), Jingle Bell Rock - Bobby Helms (30), Beautiful Things - Benson Boone (24), Ma Meilleure Ennemie - Stromae / Pomme (21), Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee (20), Defying Gravity - Cynthia Erivo / Ariana Grande (7), Squabble Up - Kendrick Lemar (4), That’s So True - Gracie Abrams (1)

The fact you need a Court Order for approval rather than just two doctors’ signatures has tipped me from “undecided” to “in favour”, although I don’t envy the MPs having to make this decision.

Or between Xmas and New Year which ofc is too late for the Xmas chart. Certainly worth a bet at 33/1 though.

What’s left? I can’t work it out haha

Do the Clam!

Love both Slave to the Rhythm and Cry!

Maxine Nightingale - Right Back Where We Started From

Very controversial opinion for Buzzjack, but I wish Bodies had beaten Bad Boys to #1.

Line up for 28 November Juno - Sabrina Carpenter (24), All I Want for Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey (17), Last Christmas - Wham! (16), Timeless - The Weeknd / Playboi Carti (13), The Emptiness Machine - Linkin Park (10), Two Hands - Tate McRae (8), People Watching - Sam Fender (4), That’s So True - Gracie Abrams (1)

I might put a fiver on Robbie and Forbidden Road tbh

Oscar nominee Forbidden Road?