-Jay-

I'll be #5 please!

Yaaas 🥰 deserves 5x more than that, but what can we do!

Good for Nothing The results are a MESS for me but if this goes, we’d be left with a great Top 3!

Yes you TART! x

Mel B - Tell Me ("All you loved was Mel B's money") Geri Halliwell - Heaven and Hell ("It's heaven - it's hell - being Geri Halliwell") Beyoncé & Shakira - Beautiful Liar ("Beyoncé, Beyoncé, Shakira, Shakira") Taylor Swift - Clara Bow ("You look like Taylor Swift in this light") Kylie Minogue, Bebe Rexha & Tove Lo - My Oh My ("I'm Kylie, it's Gemini" / "I'm Bebe, I'm a Virgo" / "Hey, hello, I am To-Tove Lo") JENNIE - like JENNIE ("Who wanna rock with JENNIE?") Mariah Carey - Prisoner ("Mariah, I miss you") Janet Jackson - Nasty ("No, my first name ain't baby - it's Janet, Miss Jackson if you're nasty") Britney Spears - Piece of Me ("I'm Mrs Oh my God that Britney's shameless!")

Take me to Benidorm or Bradford because I quite like this! 💃🏻

I feel like I'm going against the grain a little here but I'm not keen on this. It's an abrasive and kind of anxiety-inducing listening experience (which I'm sure is what the song is going for, but I don't enjoy it). Oops! I'm glad that most of you like it though.

I love both 'drop dead' and 'the cure', but the latter slightly edges in front. I hope it can make it to #1 in the UK at some point!

Liking this - I prefer him bop mode rather than ballad mode!

Girl must have had her grillz in when she laid down these vocals

The Peggy Gou remix -

Woah woah woah woah woah woah hold on a minute, how did What Could Possibly Go Wrong get in the lead

It's a shame. 😔 A Netflix documentary should be an easy no brainer for them. It's not like it would have to be "warts and all" and risk making any of them look bad (not sure how that could happen anyway) - they could control the narrative. So strange.

Midnight Ride

Released today!

Reissues of the Sainsbury's releases from a few years ago! Apparently these weren't meant to be revealed so early, or they've been postponed?

I don’t think I’d want to find teats on my pillow 🫢

Get out! 🎵

In the words of the late and great Sarah Harding, it's about time (Lol, I do like Cashmere - but 6th place on this album is pretty generous ) I'll go for Emotional Memory because it's the only one of these 5 that I had to re-play to remind myself how it goes.

Cashmere in the lead, oh I’ve dreamt of moments like this x

Cashmere x

Can't Stop Writing Songs About You is inoffensive and fine! I've never really understood the notion that it's a terrible song. (Not saying that Calum said that, "run-of-the-mill" is fair x)

Oh it's crazy to finally have that picture in a decent size! I really disliked how tiny they made the picture for CD2, what was the reason xx I would have preferred this particular image to be used for the Greatest Hits vinyl rather than the usual Spice Up Your Life CD1 picture, just so it was something different and didn't look like a repeat of an artwork we already had.