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A sparkly new BB thread for rants about Charlie, Chanelle, Ziggy, Liam, Nicky, Carole, Brian, Gerry, Amanda, Sam and Tracey!

 

 

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Gerry is a twunt, He thinks he has 'the other' housemates sussed. He claims that all the other housemates are 'Bitchy'.. Well what does he do with Zippy and Chanelle all day?

Diva Charley is getting warmer and warmer....

 

Tomorrow the House welcomes a new arrival from distant lands. Well, Swindon. But all the housemates know is that 'Aussie' girl Pauline should arrive straight off the red-eye, evicted from Oz Big Brother and grotty with jet lag.

 

But what will she think about the House? What will she expect from her new housemates? What will she be like? So many questions...

 

"That poor girl is coming from sunshine to what she thinks is our summer," laughed Carole in the bedroom as she searched for a jumper.

 

"We'll take her to the caravan," said Chanelle.

 

"We'll make some cakes," nodded Carole, organising the welcome committee.

 

But out in the garden, it wasn't the new arrival that was on Charley's mind, so much as the twist that might come with her.

 

"Imagine if they didn't send her, but sent someone else and did a big switch, just to see our reactions," she said, getting warm. "This is Big Brother, they never let you know what really is happening. They make you think stuff but then it doesn't happen. They like us all querying." What, like this?

 

"She'll be here," said Tracey. "She could already be here." Warmer still, Tracey. "There's so many questions isn't there?"

 

"It's too boring if she walks through that door and we already know who she is and why she's coming. It's too straight forward," decided Charley. "There're not just gonna leave it like that. They're setting something else up." Getting hot now Charley.

 

"I like not knowing," said Tracey.

 

But like a puppy with a bone, Charley wouldn't let it go . "There's some sort of catch. I'm not thick. Big Brother wouldn't be that straightforward. Unless it was all fake. Well not fake, but she knew what really was going on." Scorching, Charley.

 

"Well...bring it on," nodded Tracey.

 

 

LOL @ Charley to Brian: "You lot are so argumentative - you could have an argument in your head if you wanted to!"

Great to see on Live Earth tonight, just now the top US Afro Caribbean comedian Chris Rock call Ricky Gervais "a honky" live on BBC1 in front of c. 8 million listeners clearly having a dig at a certain Channel 4 show, as Ricky responded "Charley out, Charley out"

 

I hope those PC idiots at Channel 4 who threw out Emily for uttering the N word finally get the message with regards to what a crassly stupid tokenistic thing that they did.

Chanelle's 'leaving' (for the tenth time this week :rolleyes:) because they sent Laura to Australia and the public doesn't think she's a good enough housemate to go.
Your girl, Nicky, is becoming unpopular. Sort it out, Jark! :coffee:
Your girl, Nicky, is becoming unpopular. Sort it out, Jark! :coffee:

Agh! :cry: Why, why? Whats happened?

ROTFL? Haven't you been watching the show? She's been bitching constantly with Tracey and Laura (who's now gone) and I've just been reading some polls and she's going down.

 

*NEWS JUST IN*

 

Crisis over - Chanelle has succeeded in getting attention and is now laughing and joking :rolleyes:

Nah, I'm not watching it. I'm on the DS:BB forum and I got it from there!
Does Big Bro not come on, on Saturdays anymore :unsure:

THICKO HOUSEMATES

 

that ozzy food challenge...

 

platypusses are mamals... they give birth to live young! they dont lay eggs.

 

porcupines and armadillos arnt austrailian animals (south american) so how tf could ozzys know about them?... (abo's obviously) cant possibly be traditional ozzy food!

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