September 30, 200915 yr Author The Federal Government of Ashton wish to reassure Bare and Naked Gardens that the country does not support Gingerism. Keisha Buchanan has agreed to apologise live on air next show and has relinquished her title as Queen of the Federal Republic of Ashton for former band mate Mutya Buena who will retake the crown after a 14month absence. Fedréal Pólitzi Ásten [Ashton Federal Police] assure Queen Bjork that an investigation is underway into allegations of Gingerism
September 30, 200915 yr Queen Bjork and the rest of B.a.N.G's citizens await Keisha's apology, and will then decide from then onwards as to whether to continue the allied support with Ashton, or whether to withdraw from all trade or contact.
October 1, 200915 yr Afternoon Bitch Causes Stir in Nickodonia The first episode of Ashton's Magazine show Afternoon Bitch with Keisha Buchenan has caused quite a stir in FNT Nickodonia today. The original broadcast at lunch time attracted 231,434 viewers with a share of 23.4% however after the gingerist outrage the repeat shown in prime time attracted an impressive 666,666 viewers with a 67% share. Whilst the Nickodonian public enjoy harmless bitching they have taken offence to the comments as ginger is the predominent hair colour of the FNT with over 40% of the population being ginger. The next episode is expected to attract even higher figures as media thrives on controversy in the FNT :P
October 1, 200915 yr Afternoon Bitch Causes Stir in Nickodonia The first episode of Ashton's Magazine show Afternoon Bitch with Keisha Buchenan has caused quite a stir in FNT Nickodonia today. The original broadcast at lunch time attracted 231,434 viewers with a share of 23.4% however after the gingerist outrage the repeat shown in prime time attracted an impressive 666,666 viewers with a 67% share. Whilst the Nickodonian public enjoy harmless bitching they have taken offence to the comments as ginger is the predominent hair colour of the FNT with over 40% of the population being ginger. The next episode is expected to attract even higher figures as media thrives on controversy in the FNT :P it's almost 60% in FSR Rontvia and rising quickly :o
November 10, 200915 yr Author Afternoon Bitch with Keisha Buchanan - TBO edition Keisha Buchanan will be putting on 3 short shows this week [Tues, Wed, Thurs] for The Best Of competition. Performance spots are available to TBO and Rejects qualifiers. Keisha will also be releasing small pieces of insider info on how the voting is going on each show as well as giving us the latest news from the now infamous 'BitchDesk'. Shows will air on SNA|1 live and will be available for syndicated networks once the live broadcast has finished with the exception of BJSK members *BJSK - Buzzjack Sántrivent Kanlaiynce [buzzjack Broadcasting Alliance]* in FSR Rontvia, Numayania and Kopecka. RTV1, NTV2 and IBK will be able to show the show on a 3minute time delay.
November 10, 200915 yr all six Rontvian competitors from the Best Of and Rejects are eager to and have time to partake in Afternoon Bitch and would like to give Keisha the opportunity to choose who she would like on her show :D
November 10, 200915 yr I'm guessing Anna :kink: Did you know there's a mag just come out with an article on Sound Of Arrows btw? A new one called Notion, I'm broke though, so couldn't do the £6... Anyway exciting! :cheer: Alphabeat are free and willing to appear after their concert in Stadiame U3, New Svetlandiya (50,000 tickets sold out) and the release of the album this week with the bonus Numayanian version of their BJSC entry, La Magie. Alcazar, their support act (who many came just to see and left before Alphabeat!) would love to make some kind of appearance if there was chance to... :wub:
November 10, 200915 yr thanks for the info, although at this moment in time I doubt I can afford £6 either :heehee:
November 11, 200915 yr Author TBO Special 1 Welcome to Afternoon Bitch with Keisha Buchanan, introducing your host........KEISHA BUCHANAN!!!!!!!!! Hello, hello, hello, hope you are all well and welcome to Afternoon Bitch with me, Keisha Buchanan Today we have the first of 2 TBO specials! But first up, i have some exclusive information from the ASC on the results so far. There is one country on nil points, the same country is the current leader. And for the home supporters, I can exclusively reveal that Butterflies didn't scrape. Now onto some performances Performing first is home nation Ashton, with their TBO finalist Tone Damli Aaberge sRpL9roWPQM Thank you Tone and good luck for the final. next up we have another amazing track from the TBO final and from the 20th contest, Anna Abreu's Music Everywhere coming to us live from the Red Blooded Stage, at the MCCC. JjIdrLNNJDE Isn't she amazing? *camera pans to K sitting at the bitch desk* Now for a very special edition of our Bitch desk, a TBO special. Back stage at monday nights results show, Botanikka representative Kat Deluna threw a hissy fit after her and Darin failed to make the cut. DeLuna threw empty bottles across the green room at successful qualifiers giving 5 members of the Mdice BJSC committee serious head wounds, a black eye to Little Boots who was sitting at the Quotosibb table at the time and she knocked out La Roux who was with the Torchwood committee at the time. The Ashton Federal Police have arrested DeLuna. Her duet partner, Darin was barred from entering Ashton after a court order granted in XII. Tone Damli Aaberge was spotted stumbling back to her Sjan Tivor hotel at 11am on tuesday morning after the ASC's Qualification party, which was the place to be. Serial canner Amelle Berrabah had one of her episodes after being refused entry shortly after 1am, the former Ashtonise Queen was refused for her part in kicking me out of my former band and for being too drunk. Onto a special TBO only section, These two songs i believe should have not only made the semi finals but come top5 in the final. I of course can only be referring to two classic Ashtonise number ones. The first of which is Dalisskan entrant Kate Miller-Heidke with her cult entry Words. yVxWtzYxIbw Stunning, just stunning. Kate is on her Ashtonise tour at the moment, the current run of dates has been sold out since March, but 50new dates will go on sale at 9am on friday Call 13 89 01 for more information or to buy tickets on friday. Tickets are only available through Ticketek Ashton Next up is one of Ashton's own entries and last week overtook Colour Me Dirty on overall sales. Having sold 215,625,000 copies since its release early this year, it's Lorelei Carlson with ALONE!!!!!!!!!! vHULypPmnJI Thank you very much for watching, and tune in tomorrow for our special extended show with more performers, exclusive news on the Ashtonise XXII entry and more gossip from the bitch desk. I've been Keisha Buchanan and you've been watching Afternoon Bitch with Keisha Buchanan. See you tomorrow!! [Viewers Ashton:100% - 625,991,935, WW estimate - 3,994,091,194]
November 11, 200915 yr Anna :heart: *images of Boots running around the Green Room from Mdice to Quotosibb tables pop into my head* :rofl:
November 11, 200915 yr Author Anna :heart: *images of Boots running around the Green Room from Mdice to Quotosibb tables pop into my head* :rofl: The ASC put the tables back to back to make it easier for her.
November 11, 200915 yr very kind of them the Rontvian table is the largest in the hall of course, accomodating the personal assistants and close relatives of all five artists as well as special guests Maria and Mira, Sanna Nielsen, Sara Bareilles and Untouched who were all invited to be part of the Rontvian delegation having done us proud by reaching the final of The Best Of I-X
November 11, 200915 yr Author Second largest, The Federal Republic had the largest table as the hosts. :kink: The Presidential delegation, all of our XI-XX artists, Queen Mutya Buena's delegation, Keisha Buchanan and her delegation along with the ASC high level officials, representatives of SNA and various other officials who have helped bring TBO to Ashton.
November 12, 200915 yr ah of course :heehee: Rontvia are, as has been previously reported, recession-proof and can afford to send all of these artists out to Ashton without any trouble
December 5, 201113 yr Author Afternoon Bitch with Keisha Buchanan will be making an exclusive reappearance on the international stage for TBO IV. Source: @SNÁBreaking ABwKB has continued over the past two years, holding an average of 675m viewers in the Federal Republic on SNÁ|1 and SNÁ|1HD.
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