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thank you thank you, we're back and hope you enjoyed the commercial break! Let's get right back to the show, we saw his video earlier and we caught up with Rontvian entrant Fabio Lendrum earlier for an interview. Maria, spoke to him earlier;

 

Maria: Fabio, you're new on the block, and on a major record label, are you expecting to be one of the stars of 2010

Fabio: I hope so, they wouldn't have signed me if they didn't think I had potential

Maria: you've been compared to Frankmusik and Calvin Harris, do you feel like you are similar to either of these

Fabio: we make similar music, but I wouldn't say that we're alike, we're all doing our own thing

Maria: Example flopped for FSR Rontvia with a song that later went on to become a UK top 20 hit, do you feel that you will do the same?

Fabio: hopefully not, I would love to do a lot better than Example did, I guess his rapping is a bit love/hate but his song was epic anyway

Maria: I know you're busy gearing up for big things so I'll leave it there, thank you for coming on

Fabio: it's a pleasure, I'm honoured to be representing FSR Rontvia and I love Loose Lingerie

 

thanks guys, now we have another exclusive live performance for you all to enjoy, Hendinia are hoping to return to the big time after finishing in last place last month with RaVaughn. They have signed up former Tinnmark represntative Linda Teodosiu, and here she is performing it live and acoustic for us exclusively;

 

 

that was amazing, we hope that she doesn't DNQ for a second time after showing everyone what she's made of there! Maria what's up next?

 

Next up Mira, I believe you need to go over to the interview booth as a specially reuinted, just for Ashton's latest BJSC attempt, Sugababes Version 2.0 are waiting for their exclusive intervew!!!

 

Mira: Hi girls, how does it feel to be back together one last time for this special occasion

Keisha: it's amazing, it feels so right to be back together...

Heidi: definitely, 2.0 was definitely the best era of the band, we had so much success and what better way to celebrate than return for Ashton again, just like we did way back in the very first contest with Push The Button

Mira: Heidi and Keisha, this is your 4th time representing Ashton, what exactly happened in XX that led you to DNQ with album standout Never Gonna Dance Again?

Keisha: it was hard in XX, everyone went indie and there was no place for pop...as I remember Mira, you also DNQ'd with the Ashton multi-million seller Headhunted...I seriously don't know what the voters were thinking...

Heidi: it was ridiculous, poor Rachel Stevens as well...still, we are determined not to DNQ this time!

Mira: Mutya! it's fantastic to see you here, you're not a stranger to BJSC yourself are you?

Mutya: nope, and I'm so pleased to be back here with my girls...I just know that we can make Ashton proud of us once again

Mira: how has life after the Sugababes treated you Mutya, just to give Keisha an insight into what it's like

Mutya: it's all good, I had an amazing solo career with a debut solo #2 hit, Real Girl and the summer smash Song 4 Mutya...now I'm singing on cheap and tacky Clubland tracks to make a living whilst some imposters galavant around using the Sugababes brand name...but I'm not bitter, I hope they do well

Mira: you certainly sound fine about it, Keisha, how do you feel about recent events

Keisha: I'm still too upset to talk about it, but I'm so grateful to Ashton for commissioning my new talk show and dropping Afternoon Avec Amelle, she's such a traitor forcing me out of the band that I formed in the 90's!

Heidi: Amelle is a real pal actually, she's really bought the sex factor to the sugababes and that's what you need to sell records these days, Jade's amazing too, she's beautiful and brings a youth factor to the band

Mutya: are you saying I look old?

Heidi: no of course not, but you and Keisha were in the band since 1998, when B*Witched were #1, yo-yo's were the big craze and Madonna was making respectable music...it was a different time back then...Jade was only 11!

Mira: girls, I'm gonna have to cut you short as it's time to go to the break but good luck with your entry, fingers crossed it can give Ashton their long awaited first win...we know that everyone in Ashton is watching this so what have you got to say to them?

Sugababes: we love you Ashton, thanks for your continued belief in us, we hope that we can do you proud...whatever happens on the night, we will put all of our differences aside and deliver the best performance that we can

Mira: thank you ladies, and for the audience, here it is; Ashton's BJSCXXI entry, Whatever Makes You Happy by Sugababes!

 

 

*more to come*

HEY! Madonna is still making respectable music :angry:

 

Great show again :wub: This part has been shown live in English on NTV2, and as with the first part, will be shown on Friday in the Numayanian-dubbed omnibus version on NTV1, Longeré Louse :)

The babes together again at last!

What Clubland tracks did Mutya sing on? :o

HEY! Madonna is still making respectable music :angry:

 

Great show again :wub: This part has been shown live in English on NTV2, and as with the first part, will be shown on Friday in the Numayanian-dubbed omnibus version on NTV1, Longeré Louse :)

 

stupid Heidi, what does she know :kink:

 

glad it's still going down well across The Buzzjack World :cheer:

What Clubland tracks did Mutya sing on? :o

 

Oh that, yeah :lol: It's not THAT bad for her tbh, I thought you meant she was the voice of Skyla or The Real Booty Babes or something :kink:

:wub:

 

 

i f***ing love that track

 

 

Never Gonna Dance Again was X, not XX :heehee:

poor Mira and Keisha both got confused, it's the stress that DNQ'ing caused them both :drama:

Oh that, yeah :lol: It's not THAT bad for her tbh, I thought you meant she was the voice of Skyla or The Real Booty Babes or something :kink:

 

I was going to make a comment that the video is super cheap and tacky looking but then how could anything be more cheap and tacky looking than the Song 4 Mutya video :rofl:

Ratings: 614,872,229 [100%] on SNA|1 further 11,492,982 viewers on SNA|1A watching with Ashtonise Subtitles.

 

 

Latest census puts population at over 630million

I was going to make a comment that the video is super cheap and tacky looking but then how could anything be more cheap and tacky looking than the Song 4 Mutya video :rofl:

she looks orange :mellow:

Ashton is roughly 31x bigger than Numayania :o

Ashton is roughly 31x bigger than Numayania :o

biggest population in Buzzjack :cheer:

Ratings: 614,872,229 [100%] on SNA|1 further 11,492,982 viewers on SNA|1A watching with Ashtonise Subtitles.

Latest census puts population at over 630million

 

so very nearly the ENTIRE country!

 

the loyalty shown to their BJSC participants in Ashton is unrivalled

so very nearly the ENTIRE country!

 

the loyalty shown to their BJSC participants in Ashton is unrivalled

Pretty much. Like i said yesterday the country shuts down for LL and the Sugababes.

 

There was an official period of mourning for Keisha's sacking.

 

The Ashtonise love BJSC and the Sugababes.

Pretty much. Like i said yesterday the country shuts down for LL and the Sugababes.

 

There was an official period of mourning for Keisha's sacking.

 

The Ashtonise love BJSC and the Sugababes.

 

Loose Lingerie aim to one day get 100% of the Ashton population watching...Maria and Mira are currently formulating ways that they can make this happen

Loose Lingerie aim to one day get 100% of the Ashton population watching...Maria and Mira are currently formulating ways that they can make this happen

4.5million people in the southern islands of the Sayhner Janslic Archipelago don't count in the Ashtonise TV viewing figures, but do count in the population. The TV audience is just over 626million. They don't get Ashtonise TV that far down. AMC and SNA are currently working together to cover the islands and include them in the TV audience.

 

Shouldn't take too much to get that last 2 or so mill.

here's something to tempt them, part 3 will feature Sugababes 1.0 member Siobhan Donaghy plus a very special Rontvian surprise!

biggest population in Buzzjack :cheer:

 

You dwarf the Great Kingdom's 20k :lol: