Posted September 29, 200915 yr The Dalisskan News Report We bring you this breaking news story. A women in her early 30's went into labour at 5.32AM yesterday morning and has not stopped since. In total she has given birth to 34 babies. Doctors are said to be completely baffled by this strange and unnatural occurrence. Religious groups across Dalisska are forcasting it as a sign of the end of the world. However Modern Scientist's argue that the mother's DNA may have mutated and as a result the foetus's are growing at an increased rate. What is most strange is that the women is said to be in a stable condition and hasn't tired since she began giving birth. Scientists are eager to take the women into top secret labs for tests after she has finished giving birth. We'll have more on this story as it develops. :o
September 29, 200915 yr She's obviously been sexing with aliens and gave birth to tiny parasites that will eat the whole hospital and spread into the BJ World. QUARANTINE RECOMMENDED. *Closes boarders with Dalisska :kink: *
September 29, 200915 yr Until this strange phenomenon is explained, the Federal Republic has closed it's borders to Pregnant Dalisskan's incase it is contagious.
September 29, 200915 yr Don't tell me about Doctor Who. I'm hooked. Just watched the last episode with Donna :snif:
September 29, 200915 yr Tinnmark closes the borders for Dalisska :kink: Tinnmarkians won't be aviable to vote for Dalisska in BJSC :kink:
September 29, 200915 yr Numayania is keeping it's border's open. Seeing as 80% of the population is gay, we could do with increasing the birth rate :kink:
September 29, 200915 yr Author Breaking News Report It has been confirmed that another baby have been born in the last 9 minutes, Dalisskan nurses and doctors are flocking into the capital to take care of the large amount of babies which now stands at 37. The Dalisskan government is said to be considering a "Free Baby for every tourist" offer if the situation get's out of hand. Edited September 29, 200915 yr by Sabrewulf238
September 29, 200915 yr Numayania is keeping it's border's open. Seeing as 80% of the population is gay, we could do with increasing the birth rate :kink: Lol So from now on, the 12 will always go to Dalisska :lol:
September 29, 200915 yr After thought, the Federal Government has also shut Ashton's borders to any pregnant women who have been to Dalisska within the last 12months.
September 29, 200915 yr Lol So from now on, the 12 will always go to Dalisska :lol: No-one said that :P Though Radio Ink is a huge radio hit in Numayania right now.
September 29, 200915 yr After thought, the Federal Government has also shut Ashton's borders to any pregnant women who have been to Dalisska within the last 12months. 9 months, Phil :P
September 29, 200915 yr Author Lol So from now on, the 12 will always go to Dalisska :lol: *hands Tomkay 5 babies* :kink: Who else wants some Dalisskan babies? Dalisskan disporia ftw :P Edited September 29, 200915 yr by Sabrewulf238
September 29, 200915 yr *hands Tomkay 5 babies* :kink: Awww, so sweeet :lol: What flavour are they? :kink:
September 29, 200915 yr H-Boogie Helps With Births As soon as she heard of the freakish awe inspiring lady giving birth to over 30 babies in Dalisska, H-Boogie diverted her world tour to visit the unnamed woman in hospital as her ordeal continues. Boogie came out of the hospital looking slightly queezy, 'Once the first dozen or so came out the rest were coming out doing star jumps - that poor cow!'. To try to assist the woman and get the babies to shut up their crying, H-Boogie performed 'Tears Stop' live in the delivery room. jf4l9Cz8t4k Once outside, Boogie stated 'It's great to be here in Dalisska! The hospital looks good and you can always tell a lot about a country from its hospitals. It's a shame we're not going to get to meet up with Radio-Ink while I'm here but I hope to catch a performance of Wish you Were Here in the rehearsals'. In front of the increasing media crowd, H-Boogie also performed her BJSC XXI entry 'The Radio'. 3PpJVSCD3BY
September 29, 200915 yr 9 months, Phil :P 12 to be safe ;) Ashtonise votes are 15% Televote, 45% President and 40% ASC
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