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Excitement at the release of Robbie's new album might be distracting them?
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There once was an Irishman called Scotty,

Who got lost trying to find the potty,

He said with a red eye,

As if he started to cry,

I got lost cause my nose is so snotty..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

 

I do this all in good fun, Scotty...... :)

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I think I have one about Jenni.....

 

 

There once was a gal called Jenni,

Round here she was envied by many,

She met U2,

While at their to-do,

Her luck with that was uncanny.......

Hello????? Is it me you're look-in forrrrrrrr????? :w00t:

Has a photo been added already? :unsure:

 

I see a photo :unsure:

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuups!!! I was just about to send out the hounds for you.....

 

 

*scratches head for another Jups limerick...*

Hiya Biggie :cheer:

 

Yes, I have returned. :dance:

 

But I'm off to bed now. Early shift all week. :cry:

 

 

I do enjoy your limericks :wub:

I'm far from a poet of any kind.......how I manage these limericks is beyond me......they just pop into me noggin..... :blink: :blink:
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I have a confession to make :unsure:

 

 

don't tell Jups but..........................

 

 

I listened to lemon today, and found myself tapping my foot to the music :cry: hope that

doesn't mean I enjoyed it :cry:

There is Twinkle, she's Dutch,

Of money she doesn't have much,

Small things she buys,

For all the guys,

Crafting them into grand things she has the touch.....

 

:blink: :blink:

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I have a confession to make :unsure:

don't tell Jups but..........................

I listened to lemon today, and found myself tapping my foot to the music :cry: hope that

doesn't mean I enjoyed it :cry:

 

 

 

Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

She has seen the light :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

 

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