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And with 2009 swiftly drawing to a close, the inevitable reviews of the decade begin...

 

...so it makes sense to start from the beginning! I will periodically release a review of each year, culminating in December with a list of the 100 songs that summarised the decade!

 

So, let us begin with the 26 songs which defined 2000 (Spotify playlist alert!)...

 

01. Kelis - Caught Out There

02. Samantha Mumba - Always Come Back To Your Love

03. Eminem; Dido - Stan

04. Melanie C - I Turn To You (Hex Hector Radio Mix)

05. Outkast - B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad)

06. Samantha Mumba - Gotta Tell You

07. Melanie C; Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes - Never Be The Same Again

08. Britney Spears - Born To Make You Happy

09. Fragma - Toca's Miracle

10. All Saints - Pure Shores

 

11. Britney Spears - Stronger

12. Kylie Minogue - Your Disco Needs You

13. Radiohead - Idioteque

14. S Club 7 - Never Had A Dream Come True

15. Britney Spears - Lucky

16. Sonique - It Feels So Good

17. Peaches - Fuck The Pain Away

18. Sugababes - Overload

19. Billie Piper - Day & Night

20. Pet Shop Boys - You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk

21. Moby - Porcelain

22. LeAnn Rimes - Can't Fight The Moonlight (SPOTIFY, WHY ARE YOU MISSING #1s FROM YOUR CATALOGUE? Get to it thx.)

23. Britney Spears - Oops...I Did It Again

24. Kylie Minogue - Spinning Around

25. Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

26. Destiny's Child - Indepedent Women Part I

 

Mmm, I know. 2000 really hasn't aged well, has it? In fact, I'd almost go as far as saying that these songs are the few from that year that still remain listenable on their own merits...and even then, the bottom few are pushing it a bit.

 

Nonetheless, despite its shortcomings it did manage to provide us with some classics. Case in point at number 5 with the jungle-hip hop-gospel-funk-rock-soul genre-fuck that was Outkast's Bombs Over Baghdad, a relentless sprint of a track which was shamelessly ignored at the time (and only resurrected in 2003 a la Born In The USA for completely misguided reasons). While I can't help but think Pitchfork are being a tad over the top in their placing of the track as the greatest the decade has to offer, Bombs Over Baghdad certainly does stand as testament to the genius of Outkast at their very best.

 

Kelis' Caught Out There however is definitely my favourite track of 2000. A feisty call to arms to women who've 'been lied to by their men', with an appropriately disturbing backing track which conjures up images of that point just before a complete breakdown, filled with a laundry list of Kelis' man's wrong-doings and a series of biting put-downs, all of which culminate in THAT chorus, a psychotic rail against her (presumably now ex-) boyfriend, which has a peculiar power in its basal simplicity. Why go on a tangent when you really can't add all that much to 'I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW'? Insane perfection from one of THE best artists of the decade.

 

Still, other than that those 26, what a pathetic year. Srsly, two number ones for A1 and three for Westlife? Get out.

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no Absolutely Everybody? truly disappointing :( great to see Your Disco Needs You though :wub:

AS IF "I Turn To You" is better than "Never Be The Same Again". The latter is like the best Spice Girl related song ever. Sugababes and Destiny's Child are also favourites of mine from this. :wub:

 

I really dislike that Kelis song too, she scared me so much. I think that might have been one of the factors to put me off the charts until Leona brought me back with "Bleeding Love". :lol:

I agree, I've always massively hated Caught Out There, it's so aggressive :puke:
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It'd probably be best if I didn't comment much on 2000. 'Stan' and 'B.O.B.' are good....

It was such an awful year tbh :( I've had to resort to the pop that still sounds alright...Kelis, while amazing, would definitely not have come out as my favourite in any other year, and would've been lucky to come top ten in most!

 

And the aggression MAKES COT Rich! :wub: I consider Crazy Possessive to be the female-directed sequel to Caught Out There :heart:

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A decent-ish chart.. No Aaliyah 'Try Again' though :( :wub: and probably others I lovee too.

 

 

YAY @ Day & Night being in there, such an epic song! <3

 

02. Samantha Mumba - Always Come Back To Your Love

03. Eminem; Dido - Stan

06. Samantha Mumba - Gotta Tell You

07. Melanie C; Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes - Never Be The Same Again

08. Britney Spears - Born To Make You Happy :heart:

09. Fragma - Toca's Miracle

10. All Saints - Pure Shores

11. Britney Spears - Stronger

14. S Club 7 - Never Had A Dream Come True

15. Britney Spears - Lucky

16. Sonique - It Feels So Good

18. Sugababes - Overload

19. Billie Piper - Day & Night

22. LeAnn Rimes - Can't Fight The Moonlight

23. Britney Spears - Oops...I Did It Again

25. Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

26. Destiny's Child - Indepedent Women Part I

 

Very good!

GOOD YEAR <3

 

03. Eminem; Dido - Stan

04. Melanie C - I Turn To You (Hex Hector Radio Mix)

07. Melanie C; Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes - Never Be The Same Again

08. Britney Spears - Born To Make You Happy

09. Fragma - Toca's Miracle

11. Britney Spears - Stronger

15. Britney Spears - Lucky

16. Sonique - It Feels So Good

18. Sugababes - Overload

22. LeAnn Rimes - Can't Fight The Moonlight

23. Britney Spears - Oops...I Did It Again

24. Kylie Minogue - Spinning Around

25. Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

 

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01. Kelis - Caught Out There

02. Samantha Mumba - Always Come Back To Your Love

03. Eminem; Dido - Stan

04. Melanie C - I Turn To You (Hex Hector Radio Mix)

05. Outkast - B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad)

06. Samantha Mumba - Gotta Tell You

07. Melanie C; Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes - Never Be The Same Again

08. Britney Spears - Born To Make You Happy

09. Fragma - Toca's Miracle

10. All Saints - Pure Shores

 

None of these songs are as good as Idioteque (besides BOB...maybe).

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