I have begun my 100 worst songs of 2009 countdown, where 10 in each part will be posted onto this thread. Your opinions are welcome:

 

WORST 100 SONGS OF 2009

 

100. Fall Out Boy – American SweetHearts

More EMO rubbish for desperate teenagers, by this excuse of a “band”. Same old, same old.

99. Take That – Up All Night

Mid-tempo ballad from Housewife’s favourite boyband, that was played to death throughout the earlier part of 2009. Unispiring and totally dull.

98. Candy Rock – Candy Shop

Four prostitutes women, with limited talent accompanied by a cheap song and an uber cheap video, with them parading round like an average night at the local brothel, trying to seduce two security guards. Is it me, or is every skank getting a recording contract now? See the video to this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrxgNqABM_Q

97. Taylor Swift – Fifteen

Dull guitar pop by a young girl, who at her age should be singing more joyus songs. I mean who cares about her constant bore-fests and whining?

96. Kelly Clarkson – I Do Not Hook Up

What happened Kelly? You were this sweet Idol girl with these angsty rock songs and deep ballads, now you’re one of the many corporate clones clogging up the charts with this un-inspiring rubbish.

95. Blazin Squad – Let’s Start Again

No thanks. You tried to come back in 2006 with the dodgy “All Night Long” which failed, then you inflict this pile of rubbish sounding more chavvier and talentless than ever. Not even the fans came out for this as it went to the dizzy heights of the 60s.

94. Vanessa Jenkins ft Bryn West – Islands In The Stream

Two characters from “Gavin and Stacey” with an odious cover for charity of a country classic.

93. T2 ft Michelle – Come Over

Remember that $h!te “Heartbreak” from late 2007? Well this was in the same vein. Ringtones for chavs which are blasted on public transport each day.

92. Robin S – Show Me Love

Whats with the endless re-mixes of this song! It was fine enough with the one version in 1993, not annual remixes of it! Apparently there will be a 2010 version! Is it me or does Robin S REALLY need the money?

91. Leon Jackson – Stargazing

The worst X-Factor winner till date (until either Lloyd or Danyl wins) releases another one-trick pony, dull swing number that sold probably around 100 copies. Thank God he isn’t around anymore.

90. The Soliders – Coming Home

A group highlighting the awareness of troops based in Afghanistan and Iraq decide to release an odious saccharine-sweet ballad which is basically thinly disguised propaganda. Pass the sick-bucket :puke2: .

Edited November 23, 200915 yr by Joinwithus

wrong forum, this is the forum for things like that. http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/End-of-Year...Forum-f174.html

I disagree with the following:

99. Take That – Up All Night :wub:

97. Taylor Swift – Fifteen

92. Robin S – Show Me Love

 

But the rest, I agree with, especially that awful Kelly Clarkson song. :puke:

Mods - can this be moved to the right forum please?

 

 

Thanks :)

I like those songs:

 

100. Fall Out Boy – American SweetHearts

97. Taylor Swift – Fifteen

96. Kelly Clarkson – I Do Not Hook Up

92. Robin S – Show Me Love

 

And I agree about Take That & Vanessa Jenkins ft Bryn West.

 

100. Fall Out Boy – American SweetHearts [Not bad but a weak single IMO]

99. Take That – Up All Night [Decent]

98. Candy Rock – Candy Shop [unheard]

97. Taylor Swift – Fifteen [Good]

96. Kelly Clarkson – I Do Not Hook Up [Good song but got tired of it]

95. Blazin Squad – Let’s Start Again [Okay]

94. Vanessa Jenkins ft Bryn West – Islands In The Stream [Agreed]

93. T2 ft Michelle – Come Over [unheard]

92. Robin S – Show Me Love [The 2009 version is okay IMO]

91. Leon Jackson – Stargazing [This is better than 'Don't Call This Love' IMO but it's not good enough anyway. :P]

90. The Soliders – Coming Home [unheard]

 

Hmm... only one I have to agree on this one.

Here is the rest of the countdown - positions 89-80:

 

89.Beyonce – Diva

What the hell! This sounds like a computer game from the 1980s with very pathetic lyrics. I mean since when was the meaning of diva – hustler? Pathetic.

88. Use Somebody – Ultrabeat

87. Sex On Fire – Tina Cousins

It was bad enough with the originals *still* being around, now two third rate dance artists doing covers still keeps these craps going. Will these songs ever die!

86. Sexy Bitch – Akon ft David Guetta

Overplayed nothing-y up-tempo song that is very dull and tiring after around 1.30 in. Not a fan.

85. I Love College – Asher Roth

Frat boy rap with little redeeming qualities to the song.

84. Britney Spears – Radar

The first entry from Mime Act Spears. A pointless electro song which was dated at the time of it’s release with pathetic lyrics “on my radar, operator”. Thankfully it flopped.

83. Cliff Richard and The Shadows – Singing The Blues

Grannies fave Cliffie decides to bring his old band-mates back for a horrible cover of this song. Very cringey.

82. Nautri Naughton – Fame

How dare she and her mates ruin this classic? Seriously, this even rivals the Disney $h!te that has been around. It’s become another dull R and B song with a stupid rap in it.

81. Big Pink – Dominos

Dull Indie track that obviously became a hit through that old trick of an advert. Very bland and boring. Next.

80. The Game – Camera Phone

More de-meaning to women rap nonsense. Seriously, who buys this?

 

100. Fall Out Boy – American SweetHearts ->They are starting to become irrelevant.

96. Kelly Clarkson – I Do Not Hook Up ->I agree with this, probably one of her worst singles ever.

94. Vanessa Jenkins ft Bryn West – Islands In The Stream

91. Leon Jackson – Stargazing

 

89.Beyonce – Diva ->This is up there with Ring the Alarm...truly awful.

88. Use Somebody – Ultrabeat

85. I Love College – Asher Roth ->Hate this so much!

84. Britney Spears – Radar ->Never figured why so many people hate this, I think it's one of her better songs.

81. Big Pink – Dominos -> I really like this!

100. Fall Out Boy – American SweetHearts

- I don't really agree although he has better songs.

99. Take That – Up All Night

- same as above comment, this got boring really quickly.

98. Candy Rock – Candy Shop

- ew, agreed.

97. Taylor Swift – Fifteen

- I like this, but once again, she has better.

96. Kelly Clarkson – I Do Not Hook Up

- disagreed :o I was shocked when this flopped, it was pretty good at the time.

95. Blazin Squad – Let’s Start Again

- once again, agreed. terrible.

94. Vanessa Jenkins ft Bryn West – Islands In The Stream

- ew, :puke: agreed.

93. T2 ft Michelle – Come Over

- 'heartbroken' was good. this is just bad.

92. Robin S – Show Me Love

- I liked this too, kinda.

91. Leon Jackson – Stargazing

- ugh, hate this. not suprised he flopped at all.

90. The Soliders – Coming Home

- this too is bad.

89.Beyonce – Diva

- I like this :P I seem to like her 'worse' stuff.

88. Use Somebody – Ultrabeat

- I like this too :P not a bad cover really.

87. Sex On Fire – Tina Cousins

- but this was a bad cover tbh. :puke:

86. Sexy Bitch – Akon ft David Guetta

- ahh, I love this XD let's face it, it's got to be his second best.

85. I Love College – Asher Roth

- ew, agreed. this is awful.

84. Britney Spears – Radar

- I loved this! :P suprised it flopped.

83. Cliff Richard and The Shadows – Singing The Blues

- agreed. 100% old person stuff.

82. Nautri Naughton – Fame

- liked this too, wasn't really bother about it much.

81. Big Pink – Dominos

- eh, it's okay but not much good.

80. The Game – Camera Phone

- 100% agreed. the game is $h!te, imo. :P

Countdown 79-70

 

79. Arctic Monkeys - Crying Lightning

One of the most overrated bands in the UK, release another pile of noise which is totally unlistenable.

78. Taken By Trees - Sweet Child of Mine

A total destruction of the Guns N Roses classic, turned into a dull guitar ballad. How dare they touch this?

77. T.I. - Whatever you like

Another gangsta rap number, with more self-praise and hypocrisy. Considering Mr T.I. is in jail, how does he release? Does he have a little studio in there? Totally crap.

76. Tinchy Stryder - Youre Not Alone

A shameful cover of the Olive song in 1997 which sounds like a pirate radio mix with the rapping bits. Totally rubbish.

75. K.I.G. - Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes

Mindless chav rap rubbish, put to a kids pop song. Thank God this was not the hit we all feared.

74. JLS - Beat Again

One of the most hyped and overrated songs of this year. This has no redeeming qualities whatsoever and was #1 due to it being an X-Factor participant singing the song.

73. Green Day - Know Your Enemy

A once good rock group, turned into a crusader of the anti-Bush regime now moaning even more. Politics has no place in the music industry and this inspirationless rubbish was the same old churned out crap from this group they have been recording since 2004.

72. Keri Hilson - Knock You Down

Lifeless R and B track, with two rappers ruining it. Keri has so much potential. She is wasted on this song.

71. Kardinal Offshall ft Keri Hilson - Numbah 1 Tide is High

See the above.

70. Danni Harmer - Free

Kids TV actress wanting to become another Miley/Demi/Jonas Bro clone with a cheap and nasty kiddie rock song.

Edited November 29, 200915 yr by Joinwithus

82. Nautri Naughton – Fame

Awful..

81. Big Pink – Dominos

This track got quite a lot of love from BJ.. I'll never know why.

80. The Game – Camera Phone

See Nautri ^

79. Arctic Monkeys - Crying Lightning

I agree, this band is overrated. Awful song tbh, who the fuck would buy such earrape?

78. Taken By Trees - Sweet Child of Mine

:puke:.. that is all I can say.

75. K.I.G. - Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes

Pure earrape.

73. Green Day - Know Your Enemy

I miss the days when this band was good.. in the days of "Minority".

72. Keri Hilson - Knock You Down

And the hype over this song was..? Oh yeah, Ne-Yo and Kanye. This was pure rubbish, it was only a hit because the two biggest people in R&B featured in it.

 

Those are all the tracks I agree with, everything else, I liked.

Edited November 29, 200915 yr by SugaRush

79. Arctic Monkeys - Crying Lightning

- tbh I quite liked this :P artic monkeys are alright.

78. Taken By Trees - Sweet Child of Mine

- now this is bad :puke: not even sure why it's doing well in the itunes chart, it's murder on the ears.

77. T.I. - Whatever you like

- agreed, T.I. is $h!t apart from one song.

76. Tinchy Stryder - Youre Not Alone

- this got broing VERY quickly.

75. K.I.G. - Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes

- ew, agreed.

74. JLS - Beat Again

- see 'you're not alone' comment.

73. Green Day - Know Your Enemy

- I hate green day. 'nuff said.

72. Keri Hilson - Knock You Down

- overrated, boring.

71. Kardinal Offshall ft Keri Hilson - Numbah 1 Tide is High

- meh.

70. Danni Harmer - Free

- she's a good actoress but singer... not so sure.

 

 

69. Shontelle – Stuck to each other

Bland and dull R and B rubbish with rent-a-rapper Akon. Goes nowhere and just completly banal.

68. Miley Cyrus – Hoedown Throwdown

The first of the Cyrus family entries in this chart. Rubbish country-flavoured pop song aimed towards kids. Gosh when I was a kid we had the likes of Spice Girls, not this annoying Disney brat. Next.

67. McLean – Broken

Awful! Crappy going nowhere coma-inducing R and B ballad.

66. Jonas Brothers – Paranoid

What’s with these Disney kids raiding the charts? The Jonas Brothers are another waste of space annoying Disney kids act with a pile of crap song. Go away!

65. Pitbull – I know you want me

Demeaning rap crap singing about sex and women by a bald headed bloke who if he wasn’t famous, would be causing fights at the local pub.

64. Chipmunk Ft Emeli Sande - Diamond Rings

2009 has been the year of local rappers invading the UK chart. Chipmunk is one of the offenders who we will see often in this chart inflicting mindless songs aimed towards chavs and impressionable teens. This one just takes the p*** about someone bragging about their wealth.

63. Kid British – Our House is Dadless

Oh my God, you call this music! Considering this group have been nominated for awards, the jurors must be deaf and stupid! Avoid.

62. Krassimir Amarov – Illusion

Bulgaria had a very long-winded selection process for Eurovision 2009 that lasted many months. This was the end product. Three minutes of screeching, shouting and wailing. Seven points was too many for this song.

61. Sean Paul – So Fine

Remember Sean Paul of songs such as “Get Busy”, “Baby Boy” and “Breathe” – well if you know them, this is the same vein. Boring dancehall rap rubbish.

60. T.I. – Remember Me?

Er. Yes. This is just crap. Enough of this rubbish tainting the charts.

 

Most I've nodded at but...

 

97. Taylor Swift – Fifteen

I like this, but it's a bit bland in comparison to some of her other Songs.

96. Kelly Clarkson – I Do Not Hook Up

I enjoyed this Song but again She's done better.

66. Jonas Brothers – Paranoid

Oh no, one of their/if not the best. :( Such a brilliant Song they wrote with Kathy Dennis.

Really mature feel to it.

 

78. Taken By Trees - Sweet Child of Mine

A total destruction of the Guns N Roses classic, turned into a dull guitar ballad. How dare they touch this?

More like a piano ballad methinks. :heehee: But anyway, this is probably one the worst tracks that charted in the Top 40 this year IMO. :wacko:

Edited December 13, 200915 yr by I Am FM11

59. Mr Hudson ft Kayne West – Supernova.

Another Kayne contribution with some over-hyped nobody with an enhanced voice and lacking a personality. Only a hit as “ft Kayne West” is an auto top 20.

58. Lady Soverign – So Human

Rent-a-gob Lady S back with another do nothing chav rap song.

57. Paolo Nutini – Pencil full of lead

A silly “Reet Petite” inspired number which makes no sense whatsoever. The only bonus of this is the slightly hilarious video where he is made of clay.

56. Taylor Swift – Teardrops on my guitar

Another dreg-fest from Ms Swift. Liven up girl!

55. Airi L – When Love Takes Over

Awful fake version of the Kelly Rowland and David Guetta hit which oddly enough charted!

54. Akon – We Don’t Care

Neither do I. Take your awful rap whining somewhere else.

53. Richard Hawley – Open Your Door

Awful lifeless arty-farty crap used on a Haagen Daz advert. No thanks.

52. Millionaires – Rated Xmas

Electro Christmas song which is a total pain to listen to by this little known act.

51. Kid Cudi Vs Crookers - Day 'n' Nite

Annoying ringtone crap which was a hit back in January. Seriously you need a high patience level to tolerate this.

50. Madonna ft Lil Wayne – Revolver (David Guetta remix)

What an awful remix! It’s just noise. Madonna what were you thinking? No wonder you flopped.