Posted January 8, 201015 yr It's Jups birthday tomorrow, she's nearly as old as me :o but not quite ;) http://i50.tinypic.com/nnmtnb.gif Happy Birthday Jupsy xx :wub: http://www.cherrypopsicle.com/uploads/image.44.gif
January 8, 201015 yr :lol: @ the cat I did a real stupid thing today which I fear confirms my approaching senility. :( I popped into the local garden centre on the way home from work to buy some logs for the fire. While there I was caught short and required the piddle. So I goes to the loos only to find the Ladies was out of order because of frozen pipes. So I decided to use the Disabled Loo instead. So anyways, I performed the piddle and looked for the flusher thing. I saw this long red cord contraption hanging from the ceiling. Aha, I thought. A strange looking flusher but it must be a special adaptation for ease of flush for folks of the disabled persuasion. So I yanked it. And all these lights went off and loud alarms sounded. And staff came running and tried to open the door with keys. It appears I pulled the emergency alarm cord for disabled folk in difficulty. So I slinks out sheepishly and everyone is scowling at me. And I never did find the flusher and they'll have discovered my unflushed piddle. I can never return. -_- -_- -_- Anyway, 29 again :D
January 8, 201015 yr Author awwwwwwwww Jups, even I know what the red cord is for in the disabled loos but you are right, it should of been signposted :lol: Have a good birthday tomorrow xx
January 9, 201015 yr :lol: @ the cat I did a real stupid thing today which I fear confirms my approaching senility. :( I popped into the local garden centre on the way home from work to buy some logs for the fire. While there I was caught short and required the piddle. So I goes to the loos only to find the Ladies was out of order because of frozen pipes. So I decided to use the Disabled Loo instead. So anyways, I performed the piddle and looked for the flusher thing. I saw this long red cord contraption hanging from the ceiling. Aha, I thought. A strange looking flusher but it must be a special adaptation for ease of flush for folks of the disabled persuasion. So I yanked it. And all these lights went off and loud alarms sounded. And staff came running and tried to open the door with keys. It appears I pulled the emergency alarm cord for disabled folk in difficulty. So I slinks out sheepishly and everyone is scowling at me. And I never did find the flusher and they'll have discovered my unflushed piddle. I can never return. -_- -_- -_- Anyway, 29 again :D I had never laughed so much in my life... that is so funny PRICELESS :rofl: :rofl:
January 9, 201015 yr http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l46/lehmanjess/birthday_cat.jpg Happy Birthday Jups
January 9, 201015 yr :lol: @ the cat I did a real stupid thing today which I fear confirms my approaching senility. :( I popped into the local garden centre on the way home from work to buy some logs for the fire. While there I was caught short and required the piddle. So I goes to the loos only to find the Ladies was out of order because of frozen pipes. So I decided to use the Disabled Loo instead. So anyways, I performed the piddle and looked for the flusher thing. I saw this long red cord contraption hanging from the ceiling. Aha, I thought. A strange looking flusher but it must be a special adaptation for ease of flush for folks of the disabled persuasion. So I yanked it. And all these lights went off and loud alarms sounded. And staff came running and tried to open the door with keys. It appears I pulled the emergency alarm cord for disabled folk in difficulty. So I slinks out sheepishly and everyone is scowling at me. And I never did find the flusher and they'll have discovered my unflushed piddle. I can never return. -_- -_- -_- Anyway, 29 again :D I had a worse experience just before Xmas but I cannot talk about it in public :blush:
January 9, 201015 yr Have a great birthday Jups. :birthday: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: Birthday wubbles. :wub: < Spare. :heehee:
January 9, 201015 yr Haha that was a great story...oh Jups you are priceless :rofl: http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l254/peterjorgo/chuck_norris_birthday_cake1.jpg
January 9, 201015 yr http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1430100th-birthday-lights-cigarrette-granny.jpg Saw this picture of you and had to sign in to share xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
January 9, 201015 yr :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Sorry, Jups, but, your story made me laugh..... Ennyhoo, HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :birthday: :birthday: :birthday: :birthday: :birthday: :birthday: :party: :party: :party2: :party2: :party2: :party2: :party2: :party2: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:
January 9, 201015 yr Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone :D I'm braving the snow and ice tonight to go out celebrating so I'll see you all tomorrow. :heart: :heart: :heart:
January 9, 201015 yr :lol: @ the cat I did a real stupid thing today which I fear confirms my approaching senility. :( I popped into the local garden centre on the way home from work to buy some logs for the fire. While there I was caught short and required the piddle. So I goes to the loos only to find the Ladies was out of order because of frozen pipes. So I decided to use the Disabled Loo instead. So anyways, I performed the piddle and looked for the flusher thing. I saw this long red cord contraption hanging from the ceiling. Aha, I thought. A strange looking flusher but it must be a special adaptation for ease of flush for folks of the disabled persuasion. So I yanked it. And all these lights went off and loud alarms sounded. And staff came running and tried to open the door with keys. It appears I pulled the emergency alarm cord for disabled folk in difficulty. So I slinks out sheepishly and everyone is scowling at me. And I never did find the flusher and they'll have discovered my unflushed piddle. I can never return. -_- -_- -_- Anyway, 29 again :D :rofl: :rofl: :birthday: Jups :yahoo: http://www.eslpod.com/eslpod_blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/birthday-cat.jpg
January 9, 201015 yr Ohhh Jupsy :( :rofl: :rofl: Thanks for making me laugh so hard :heart: People might think I'm bad when I enter the males loo cause the females take too long to wait ( and if you have to go you have to go innit) ..........but at least I never entered a disabled thinghy :P Happy Birthday to my Scottish friend Have fun and stay safe :wub: xxxxx
January 11, 201015 yr Well, I braved the weather. Went out for a meal and then we all went along to a local working men's club. It was a hoot. There were about 20 people there (including us 6) and we all danced about and played bingo (I won a fiver :lol: ). Alcohol was exceedingly cheap! :w00t:
