One day I met a lad called Biggy

No he wasn’t wearing no wiggy

Limericks he liked to write

So sharp ya bum cud get fried

He smiled and sucked on his ciggy

 

:teresa:

There once was a gal called Ziggy,

With an interesting Robbie pic in her siggy,

This topic she did start,

Without much urging on my part,

While eating some pudding made of figgy..... :unsure: :unsure:

 

 

I like yours quite a bit, Ziggy..... ;) B)

Fig puddink? :P

 

Once there was an odd old lady

Who’s motives weren’t that shady

She stepped on the Interweb Highway

To float in the flow, which felt quite okay

And since then she calls herself Sadie

 

 

There once was a girl from Nantucket...

 

:unsure:

 

Nope. Can't use that one. :P

Writing clean limericks can be a difficult chore,

Especially when one is prone on the floor,

The words one wrangles,

And the participle that dangles,

Shows how hard one was hit by the door..... :unsure: :unsure:

Writing clean limericks can be a difficult chore,

Especially when one is prone on the floor,

The words one wrangles,

And the participle that dangles,

Shows how hard one was hit by the door..... :unsure: :unsure:

 

 

DANGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wacko:

 

 

FFS!!! Was that a door???????? B)

DANGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wacko:

FFS!!! Was that a door???????? B)

 

 

Sadly, yes it was, Ziggy.....a dutch door, too.....with the bottom half open, the top half closed..... :blink: :blink:

Edited March 7, 201015 yr by bigwiglaf

Sadly, yes it was, Ziggy.....a dutch door, too.....with the bottom half open, the top half closed..... :blink: :blink:

 

 

Bottom open, top half closed? Hmmm fink it's th eother way around Biggy! :lol:

 

 

A door got slammed by a wizz

Who tried to enchant a certain miss

His wand didn’t work

So he used a fork

Poor ladd, that turned out to be an amiss -_-

 

Ziggy, if it were a person of short stature, I could see where the top would be closed, and the bottom part open..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

 

There once were a limerick I writ,

So funny it caused some to spit,

The giggled so hard,

They fell into some lard,

And I never heard them land in it...... :unsure: :unsure:

:lol: :lol: :lol: That one made ME LAUGH out loud ;) I so short and small , I fit thru a keyhole :rolleyes:

 

 

Without a sound I disappeared

Between the hairs of Santa’s beard

I giggled too loud

Had to shut up my mouth

Now I sleep softly, without being feared :cool:

 

 

There once was a gal covered in dust,

She picked up walking in a wind gust,

She was feeling a bit flirty,

Before she got dirty,

And said,'Taking a bath now is a must'...... :unsure: :unsure:

There once was a gal covered in dust,

She picked up walking in a wind gust,

She was feeling a bit flirty,

Before she got dirty,

And said,'Taking a bath now is a must'...... :unsure: :unsure:

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: too bad it wasnt fairy dust LOL

 

 

Gee gotta fink 'bout a new one ..... BBL ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: too bad it wasnt fairy dust LOL

Gee gotta fink 'bout a new one ..... BBL ;)

 

 

I'm sure you'll come up with a good one, Ziggy..... :) :)

There once was a girl from Nantucket...

 

:unsure:

 

Nope. Can't use that one. :P

 

There was once a woman from Venus

Her body was shaped like a .....

 

 

No, no ... can't use that one either! :lol:

 

Norma

Good ones here. :rofl:

When will we see a limerick penned by Flatty??? :unsure: :unsure: