How do you teach a stupid cat how to use a cat flap?

 

This isn't a joke ... its a plea for help!

 

Kath

 

One of my cats is 11, she's never ever learnt how to open the cat flap, she only goes out of it if I have it

propped open all the time with the help of a stick. :wacko:

Edited September 29, 201014 yr by Sparkle

One of my cats is 11, she's never ever learnt how to open the cat flap, she only goes out of it if I have it

propped open all the time with the help of a stick. :wacko:

 

We've got ours permanently lodged open with a giant can of Mastik! It wasn't so bad in the summer ... but its getting really cold now!

 

Kath

I'm on a diet :(

 

Me too

 

But I bet mine is worse :(

How do you teach a stupid cat how to use a cat flap?

 

This isn't a joke ... its a plea for help!

 

Kath

 

 

easy... put her food outside the cat flap. The only problem will she get back in :lol: once out.

 

Failing that... grab the cat, and push the cat out thru the cat flap, or teach it by attempting to get yourself thru the cat flap :heehee:

 

My PT laughed at me today cause we did my measurements and despite the fact that I'm getting stronger my arms have gotten smaller

 

I currently hurt all over, especially my lats :(

easy... put her food outside the cat flap. The only problem will she get back in :lol: once out.

 

Failing that... grab the cat, and push the cat out thru the cat flap, or teach it by attempting to get yourself thru the cat flap :heehee:

 

I just don't understand her at all. She had no trouble getting out of the wheelie bin!

 

Kath

Cat? Wheelie Bin?

 

:unsure:

 

 

:o

 

Mary? Is that you?

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/aug/2...cat-wheelie-bin

 

:cry:

I feel rather :puke2: tonight. Wonder what I've been eating? :unsure:

 

And I keep burping. Loudly. Burp. Burp. Burrrrrrrrrrrrppppp. :(

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Oh Mrs Brown was absolutely hilarious. I loved it! Never laughed so much in years.

 

Not for people with sensitive ears though :P

 

 

I only noticed this now :P

 

I adore Mrs Brown. Have seen it live 5 times and am always in tears laughing. Which show was it? The last one I saw she took horse steroids by mistake instead of sleeping tablets and went insane and jumped through the kitchen window :lol:

 

There are about half a dozen DVDs available. It has now been turned into a sitcom by the BBC as well. ^_^ Not sure when the first episode will air but it has already been on RTE a few weeks back. It was hilarious :lol:

 

How is everyone? :smoke:

Who's Mrs Brown ? I wanna laugh too :w00t:

 

 

I iz here and I iz ok, just a bit depressed about the prize again but listening to Old before I die so that makes up for it :heart:

I saw How Now Mrs Brown Cow. ( I think that's what it was called) :unsure:

 

 

Hmmmm. Not sure how I'd describe it Jasna. It's a series of plays about a Dublin family headed up by the eponymous Mrs Brown. Who is played by a man in drag. :lol:

 

Very filthy.Very funny.

I saw How Now Mrs Brown Cow. ( I think that's what it was called) :unsure:

Hmmmm. Not sure how I'd describe it Jasna. It's a series of plays about a Dublin family headed up by the eponymous Mrs Brown. Who is played by a man in drag. :lol:

 

Very filthy.Very funny.

 

Dublin. man in drag. filthy. funny.

 

just how I like it :lol:

My left leg is killing me...damn weighted squats!

 

My left leg is killing me...damn weighted squats!

 

 

I COULD have made a smart-arsed remark here, Ossy.....but, I won't..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I COULD have made a smart-arsed remark here, Ossy.....but, I won't..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Go for it...I've heard them all

 

And to be honest squats are the most awkward looking exercise out there :P

Go for it...I've heard them all

 

And to be honest squats are the most awkward looking exercise out there :P

 

 

I'd have wondered if you were complaining about your middle leg hurting.....and said, see what you get for lack of use.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :P :naughty: :naughty:

Hahaha Biggy that was gold!

 

Lack of use? You speaking from experience? :P

Hahaha Biggy that was gold!

 

Lack of use? You speaking from experience? :P

 

 

Yes, Ossy, I do speak from personal experience on the woeful lack of use of that certain male appendage.....other than to visit the loo to empty the bladder.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I have encountered a problem. -_-

 

I bought this lovely (and rather expensive) lambswool cushion today. It's tartan. For my bed.

 

Anyway, I gets it home and unwraps it only to discover one of those hulking great security tags still attached. So I got the pliers out but it ain't budging. I can't leave it like that. Visitors will think I'm a shoplifter. Not that there are regular visitors to my bed you understand -_-

 

So I need to take it back tomorrow. I have the receipt but what if they think I paid for one and knicked one? :unsure: I just know I'm going to look decidedly guilty. :(

 

Oh and Psycho Kitty fell out a tree yesterday. A very high tree. Demolished several branches on the way down. Fat b*stard of a cat... <_<

 

I have encountered a problem. -_-

 

I bought this lovely (and rather expensive) lambswool cushion today. It's tartan. For my bed.

 

Anyway, I gets it home and unwraps it only to discover one of those hulking great security tags still attached. So I got the pliers out but it ain't budging. I can't leave it like that. Visitors will think I'm a shoplifter. Not that there are regular visitors to my bed you understand -_-

 

So I need to take it back tomorrow. I have the receipt but what if they think I paid for one and knicked one? :unsure: I just know I'm going to look decidedly guilty. :(

 

The only problem when you take it back its going to set the alarms off :lol: