EXCUSA-MEI.

 

AARON is about as active as my SEX LIFE ie TOTALLY STONE DEAD - SURELY he should be the top answer here. If not I call HOMOPHOBEA - I guess being the only heterosexual lounge mod I was always going to SUFFER but I really did expect BETTER of you, Buzzjack!

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HETEROSEXUAL MY ARSE (as it were). Anyway, Aaron will have been FORGOTTEN by the braindead masses in the answers for this.

09. Name the Lounge mod who you think most likely to next resign/be fired.

 

 

Tyron. I wish to clarify that this is most likely to be fired as I cannot ever imagine him giving up any sort of power voluntarily.

 

Too true.

 

And sadly Slick's prediction is also on the money, as fiercely heterosexual Jark takes the win here. POOR KAISA. Much like Trouble with P!nk week, the one time Kaisa could have scored some points for his customary answer-Jark-to-everything tactic, and he's disappeared into the wilderness!

Knowing Tirren, he will no doubt take only 18 people expecting him to be fired as some sort of victory, but there you go. Aaron avoids votes by virtue of everyone else completely forgetting that he was even a Lounge mod in the first place, and Alias travels back in time to 2007. Dannyboy, Josh, Regina. I wish to inform you that you will be accidentally deleted within the next 24 hours. I hope you've enjoyed your stay.

 

 

 

 

Jark (22): Ghosthunter, Pavel, The Viper, Tyron, Bert For Lashes, CR, Chart Wizard, DanielG, Severin, Suedehead, Truly Talented, Aled, Hitstastic, Jamie, Mattias, Robot, 152.chris, Bray, Jack Pilgrim, MancunianGiraffe, Rooney, Shelli Louise Po

 

Tyron (19): Gooddelta, Mikey, Sabrina, Silas, Dandy, JakeWild, PoisonedKisses, Arrs, Cremey, Jack, Jark, Jonjo, Theo, Brett Butler, Frank, Jester, Kuki Sanban, Nicky, WillR0713

 

Aaron (6): Slick, Aaron, FM11, JamesP, RabbitFurCoat, Shoat

 

Shoat (3): Dannyboy, Josh, Regina Flowers

 

Rooney (1): Alias

Shoat, you misunderstood my answer for Q8 :)

Edited December 1, 201014 yr by Mattias

Dannyboy, Josh, Regina. I wish to inform you that you will be accidentally deleted within the next 24 hours. I hope you've enjoyed your stay.

GOOD! This place is a dump.

Oh, WTF.

I shall have you all know that I plan to be Lounge mod for the rest of the century.

Well if that isn't the ultimate TWO FINGER KISS OFF at my poor brave self then I don't know what is. I will pack my bags and be departed by the morn. You all better get a good look at my pretty arse as I leave because it's the last you'll be seeing of its legendary curvature!

Well if that isn't the ultimate TWO FINGER KISS OFF at my poor brave self then I don't know what it is. I will pack my bags and be departed by the morn. You all better get a good look at my pretty arse as I leave because it's the last you'll be seeing of its legendary curvature!

HA!

 

And BUGGER. I knew I should've gone for the comical answer everyone would probably put, rather than the most likely answer no one else would put.

Well if that isn't the ultimate TWO FINGER KISS OFF at my poor brave self then I don't know what it is. I will pack my bags and be departed by the morn. You all better get a good look at my pretty arse as I leave because it's the last you'll be seeing of its legendary curvature!

Rating things 11/10 when they're clearly 4s at best again :(

TO BE FAIR to Alias, out of Management and the Lounge mods I would agree that I am the most likely one to resign/be fired. Probably after drinking 10 pints of fosters, and a few sambuca shots and then proceeding to post porn in the Anastacia forum...oh wait somebody has actually done THAT :D

Nearly HALF AN HOUR to do one question. SHAMEFUL.

10. Name the first thing you would do after sex

 

What conclusions can we derive from this? Most of Buzzjack are lazy $h!ts who don't think to clean themselves off (may they be SMITED for gloth), Ghosthunter is a true romantic who will have to get used to lying, Tirren is a hopeless would-be-romantic who is sadly not a compatible love-match for Roo, Bert likes nothing more than a good kebab after coitus, Jack and Kuki WISH, Jark is a SCREAMING VIRGIN, Regina continues to be a try-hard, Brett Butler's Catholic morals continue to get the better of him, Aled clearly has some deeply interesting tales to share of how sex works in Wales, most of Blue Waffle need to pay for sex, and Shelli's no-no place has now become so expansive that no man can ever hope to fill that widening chasm. Good times.

 

 

Sleep (14): Sabrina, Slick, Aaron, CR, FM11, Suedehead, Dannyboy, Hitstastic, JamesP, Jamie, Jonjo, 152.chris, Shoat, WillR0713

 

Shower (9): Gooddelta, Mikey, Pavel, JakeWild, Arrs, Cremey, Jack, Mattias, Jester

 

Smoke (7): Dandy, Poisoned Kissed, Truly Talented, Josh, Bray, Frank, Nicky,

 

Cuddle (3): The Viper, Tyron, MancunianGiraffe

 

Dive in for round 2 (3): Severin, Jack Pilgrim, Kuki Sanban

 

Dispose of condom (2): Silas, Theo

 

Eat (2): Bert For Lashes, Chart Wizard

 

Pay them (2): Alias, RabbitFurCoat

 

Pay a compliment (1): Ghosthunter

 

Move over to the other side of the bed (1): Rooney

 

Go drinking (1): DanielG

 

Brag on Facebook (1): Jark

 

Kick them out (1): Regina Flowers

 

Performance review (1): Robot

 

Go to confession (1): Brett Butler

 

Check for a pulse (1): Aled

 

"Probs have to polish myself off to cum" (1): Shelli Louise Po

PERFORMANCE REVIEW http://www.moopy.org.uk/forums/images/smilies/grin.gif

Yey at "sleep" as the top answer, mothamotha!

Oh, and gloth is possibly my favourite new sin of the year.

I was going to say CUDDLE but I didn't think anyone else would. It appears I was sort of correct.

KD Lang is quite possibly my LEAST FAVOURITE variety of lesbian - the type who DRESSES IN OVERSIZED MEN'S SUITS. There is simply no excuse.

 

Personally I have a distate for the sweaty ones.

I think all lesbians should be like QUEEN MARY PORTAS

 

 

 

 

Mattias; I have amended your answer to #8 as it gives me an extra point!

Personally I have a distate for the sweaty ones.

I think all lesbians should be like QUEEN MARY PORTAS

Mattias; I have amended your answer to #8 as it gives me an extra point!

FIX

So TEAM SCORES

 

 

In 4th place, completely down to their DREADFUL turnout, it's SILK BULLET.

 

 

01. Slick - 160

02. Silas - 154

03. Tyron - 153

04. Sabrina - 134

05. The Viper - 127

06. Mikey - 107

07. Gooddelta - 101

08. Ghosthunter - 96

09. Pavel - 89

 

MINUS 130 (non-players)

 

TOTAL: 991

I think I did better than usual this week :heart: